Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦
@jakelandau.ca
🏳️🌈 Bi DemSoc Jew 🇨🇦 | Columnist, Podcaster | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Subscribe to my stuff and give me money jakelandau.ca/subscribe
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Israel's interference with Canada-Palestine diplomacy is an act of aggression
No state has the authority to block two other states from having relations.
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NEW COLUMN: Israel is fucking with Canada again, and the Carney government doesn’t seem too concerned. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israels-in...
Oh, so they're building "camps" to "concentrate" people in! Remind you of anything?
Rather than shuttling detainees around the country to wherever detention space is available, ICE aims to speed up deportations by renovating industrial warehouses to hold more than 80,000 immigrant detainees at a time, according to a draft solicitation. https://wapo.st/4aqyir8
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh, so they're building "camps" to "concentrate" people in! Remind you of anything?
NEW COLUMN: Israel is fucking with Canada again, and the Carney government doesn’t seem too concerned. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israels-in...
Israel's interference with Canada-Palestine diplomacy is an act of aggression
No state has the authority to block two other states from having relations.
www.jakelandau.ca
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NEW COLUMN: Israel is fucking with Canada again, and the Carney government doesn’t seem too concerned. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israels-in...
NEW PODCAST: Mo Amir (@vancolour.bsky.social) from This is Vancolour returns to the program for our final episode of the year, to discuss all the latest happenings in B.C. provincial politics! Tune in for the season finale! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-42...
Episode 42 - Dec 14, 2025 - Mo Amir
Floor-crossing MPs, hate speech laws, and upzoning housing in B.C.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
NEW PODCAST: Mo Amir (@vancolour.bsky.social) from This is Vancolour returns to the program for our final episode of the year, to discuss all the latest happenings in B.C. provincial politics! Tune in for the season finale! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-42...
NEW COLUMN: Did you think it was a crime to try and run people over with a snowplow? Think again! www.jakelandau.ca/p/in-toronto...
In Toronto, it is now legal to try and run people over with a snowplow
As long as they're protesting for Palestine, that is.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
NEW COLUMN: Did you think it was a crime to try and run people over with a snowplow? Think again! www.jakelandau.ca/p/in-toronto...
NEW COLUMN: The 536 Finch West streetcar is open, and it’s painfully slow! But don’t worry, we called it “Line 6”, so it’s totally not the same as every other streetcar! www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-536-fi...
The 536 Finch West streetcar is open, and it's really slow!
Why are we calling this thing "Line 6", when it's clearly not?
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December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
NEW COLUMN: The 536 Finch West streetcar is open, and it’s painfully slow! But don’t worry, we called it “Line 6”, so it’s totally not the same as every other streetcar! www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-536-fi...
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Always great to speak to Jake about the news and my work.
NEW PODCAST: Jeremy Appel from @readtheorchard.org returns to the program to discuss his work for Alberta Native News under the Local Journalism Initiative! Then, we discuss pipeline drama, Bill C-9, and a hydrogen train from Calgary to Banff! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-41...
Episode 41 - Dec 7, 2025 - Jeremy Appel
Pipeline drama, Bill C-9, and hydrogen trains
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December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Always great to speak to Jake about the news and my work.
NEW PODCAST: Jeremy Appel from @readtheorchard.org returns to the program to discuss his work for Alberta Native News under the Local Journalism Initiative! Then, we discuss pipeline drama, Bill C-9, and a hydrogen train from Calgary to Banff! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-41...
Episode 41 - Dec 7, 2025 - Jeremy Appel
Pipeline drama, Bill C-9, and hydrogen trains
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December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
NEW PODCAST: Jeremy Appel from @readtheorchard.org returns to the program to discuss his work for Alberta Native News under the Local Journalism Initiative! Then, we discuss pipeline drama, Bill C-9, and a hydrogen train from Calgary to Banff! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-41...
I took LEGO Jake outside for headshots and a new profile pic, I think he's looking pretty good!
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I took LEGO Jake outside for headshots and a new profile pic, I think he's looking pretty good!
NEW COLUMN: This week, Algoma Steel announced they were laying off a thousand workers, after Carney and Ford gave them a $500 million loan fuelled by those same workers tax dollars. With that kind of theft, they should be called Algoma Steal. www.jakelandau.ca/p/algoma-ste...
Algoma Steel grabs taxpayer dollars while screwing their workers
Privately-owned profits, with public-covered losses.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NEW COLUMN: This week, Algoma Steel announced they were laying off a thousand workers, after Carney and Ford gave them a $500 million loan fuelled by those same workers tax dollars. With that kind of theft, they should be called Algoma Steal. www.jakelandau.ca/p/algoma-ste...
NEW COLUMN: Steven Guilbeault caused a mini-shuffle in Mark Carney’s cabinet today, but it’s not the real one. That will come in just a few weeks time. www.jakelandau.ca/p/this-isnt-...
This isn't Carney's real cabinet shuffle, it's just a prelude
Three short-term caretakers take over Guilbeault's pieced-apart portfolio
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December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
NEW COLUMN: Steven Guilbeault caused a mini-shuffle in Mark Carney’s cabinet today, but it’s not the real one. That will come in just a few weeks time. www.jakelandau.ca/p/this-isnt-...
NEW PODCAST: Hill Times reporter @lefthandstu.bsky.social comes on the program to talk about the federal politics beat in Ottawa, and his recurring Party Central feature! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-40...
Episode 40 - Nov 30, 2025 - Stuart Benson
Guilbeault resigns from Carney's Cabinet, new Phoenix pay system woes, and extremely concerning stuff about Edmonton Police and organized crime
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November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
NEW PODCAST: Hill Times reporter @lefthandstu.bsky.social comes on the program to talk about the federal politics beat in Ottawa, and his recurring Party Central feature! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-40...
NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney teams up with Danielle Smith to screw B.C. and First Nations. Who needs consent or safety when you can make money? www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...
Mark Carney teams up with Danielle Smith to screw B.C. and First Nations
Who needs consent or safety when you can make money?
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November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney teams up with Danielle Smith to screw B.C. and First Nations. Who needs consent or safety when you can make money? www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...
NEW COLUMN: Why are Ontario Liberal Executives stalling on the leadership contest? www.jakelandau.ca/p/why-are-on...
Why are Ontario Liberal Executives stalling on the leadership contest?
I honestly did not imagine it would ever be THIS slow.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NEW COLUMN: Why are Ontario Liberal Executives stalling on the leadership contest? www.jakelandau.ca/p/why-are-on...
NEW PODCAST: @noahgairn.bsky.social from the True North Strategic Review comes on the show to discuss defence procurement, including which new fighter jets Canada should commit to! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-39...
Episode 39 - Nov 23, 2025 - Noah Gairn
IDF troops tour in Canada, Carney refuses to work with PBO, and the soon-to-open Finch West Streetcar
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November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
NEW PODCAST: @noahgairn.bsky.social from the True North Strategic Review comes on the show to discuss defence procurement, including which new fighter jets Canada should commit to! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-39...
GAME REVIEW: @unpackinggame.com made me relive every stage of my life, through an emotionally compelling narrative told solely through gameplay rather than words. www.jakelandau.ca/p/game-revie...
GAME REVIEW: Unpacking made me relive every stage of my life
An emotionally compelling narrative, told solely through gameplay
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November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
GAME REVIEW: @unpackinggame.com made me relive every stage of my life, through an emotionally compelling narrative told solely through gameplay rather than words. www.jakelandau.ca/p/game-revie...
NEW COLUMN: Somehow, the only party to survive Budget 2025 with their integrity intact is the Bloc Québécois. Félicitations, Monsieur Blanchet ! www.jakelandau.ca/p/somehow-on...
Somehow, only the Bloc survive Budget 2025 with their integrity intact
Félicitations, Monsieur Blanchet !
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November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
NEW COLUMN: Somehow, the only party to survive Budget 2025 with their integrity intact is the Bloc Québécois. Félicitations, Monsieur Blanchet ! www.jakelandau.ca/p/somehow-on...
NEW PODCAST: Matt Kercher returns to the program to discuss Green Party politics in B.C. and the Cowichan title ruling! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-38...
Episode 38 - Nov 16, 2025 - Matt Kercher
Academic harassed at border, Measles runs amok in Alberta, and Nazis form clubs in B.C.
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November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
NEW PODCAST: Matt Kercher returns to the program to discuss Green Party politics in B.C. and the Cowichan title ruling! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-38...
NEW COLUMN: Jim Cameron, I am begging you to put an intermission into Avatar 3 www.jakelandau.ca/p/jim-camero...
Jim Cameron, I am begging you to put an intermission into Avatar 3
I cannot hold my bladder or bowels for three straight hours.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
NEW COLUMN: Jim Cameron, I am begging you to put an intermission into Avatar 3 www.jakelandau.ca/p/jim-camero...
If we follow each other on Twitter but not here on Bluesky, please let me know so I can get things rolling here a bit more.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If we follow each other on Twitter but not here on Bluesky, please let me know so I can get things rolling here a bit more.
Reading between the lines here, I think Ukraine might be socializing this idea because they could start drafting women at some point in the future. To be honest, women should have been included in the draft from the beginning, it's absurd to exclude 50% from defence. www.npr.org/2025/11/11/n...
'No turning back': More and more Ukrainian women join the army to fight Russia
An increasing number of women are joining the Ukrainian military, with thousands serving in front-line roles, as Russia's war on Ukraine nears its fourth year — with no peace in sight.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reading between the lines here, I think Ukraine might be socializing this idea because they could start drafting women at some point in the future. To be honest, women should have been included in the draft from the beginning, it's absurd to exclude 50% from defence. www.npr.org/2025/11/11/n...
NEW COLUMN: Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada www.jakelandau.ca/p/dipshit-mo...
Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada
Thanks, plague rats!
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November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
NEW COLUMN: Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada www.jakelandau.ca/p/dipshit-mo...
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Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
OTTAWA - Showing what witnesses agree was a complete lack of respect for the Canadian soldiers who lost their lives protecting our nation from foreign threats, an unpatriotic infant cried during the R...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
Does Bluesky have group DMs yet or is it still just one-on-one?
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Does Bluesky have group DMs yet or is it still just one-on-one?
Got muted on Twitter for 12 hours for saying I support killing the ostriches lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Got muted on Twitter for 12 hours for saying I support killing the ostriches lmfao
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Thanks to Jake for having me back on to talk about Star Wars and Canadian politics!
NEW PODCAST: @coreysdatapad.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss how fascism in Star Wars compares with Robert Griffin's definition of fascism as a palingenetic ultranationalist movement...and what "palingenetic" means! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-37...
Episode 37 - Nov 9, 2025 - Corey's Datapad
Listen now (65 mins) | Federal Budget woes, Trans Rights under attack, and Metrolinx bungles it again.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thanks to Jake for having me back on to talk about Star Wars and Canadian politics!