Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦
@jakelandau.ca
🏳️🌈 Bi DemSoc Jew 🇨🇦 | Columnist, Podcaster | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Subscribe to my stuff and give me money jakelandau.ca/subscribe
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Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada
Thanks, plague rats!
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NEW COLUMN: Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada www.jakelandau.ca/p/dipshit-mo...
If we follow each other on Twitter but not here on Bluesky, please let me know so I can get things rolling here a bit more.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If we follow each other on Twitter but not here on Bluesky, please let me know so I can get things rolling here a bit more.
Reading between the lines here, I think Ukraine might be socializing this idea because they could start drafting women at some point in the future. To be honest, women should have been included in the draft from the beginning, it's absurd to exclude 50% from defence. www.npr.org/2025/11/11/n...
'No turning back': More and more Ukrainian women join the army to fight Russia
An increasing number of women are joining the Ukrainian military, with thousands serving in front-line roles, as Russia's war on Ukraine nears its fourth year — with no peace in sight.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reading between the lines here, I think Ukraine might be socializing this idea because they could start drafting women at some point in the future. To be honest, women should have been included in the draft from the beginning, it's absurd to exclude 50% from defence. www.npr.org/2025/11/11/n...
NEW COLUMN: Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada www.jakelandau.ca/p/dipshit-mo...
Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada
Thanks, plague rats!
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November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
NEW COLUMN: Dipshit morons bring measles back to Canada www.jakelandau.ca/p/dipshit-mo...
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Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
OTTAWA - Showing what witnesses agree was a complete lack of respect for the Canadian soldiers who lost their lives protecting our nation from foreign threats, an unpatriotic infant cried during the R...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unpatriotic baby cries throughout moment of silence
Does Bluesky have group DMs yet or is it still just one-on-one?
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Does Bluesky have group DMs yet or is it still just one-on-one?
Got muted on Twitter for 12 hours for saying I support killing the ostriches lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Got muted on Twitter for 12 hours for saying I support killing the ostriches lmfao
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Thanks to Jake for having me back on to talk about Star Wars and Canadian politics!
NEW PODCAST: @coreysdatapad.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss how fascism in Star Wars compares with Robert Griffin's definition of fascism as a palingenetic ultranationalist movement...and what "palingenetic" means! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-37...
Episode 37 - Nov 9, 2025 - Corey's Datapad
Listen now (65 mins) | Federal Budget woes, Trans Rights under attack, and Metrolinx bungles it again.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thanks to Jake for having me back on to talk about Star Wars and Canadian politics!
NEW PODCAST: @coreysdatapad.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss how fascism in Star Wars compares with Robert Griffin's definition of fascism as a palingenetic ultranationalist movement...and what "palingenetic" means! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-37...
Episode 37 - Nov 9, 2025 - Corey's Datapad
Listen now (65 mins) | Federal Budget woes, Trans Rights under attack, and Metrolinx bungles it again.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
NEW PODCAST: @coreysdatapad.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss how fascism in Star Wars compares with Robert Griffin's definition of fascism as a palingenetic ultranationalist movement...and what "palingenetic" means! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-37...
NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney’s Liberals present a Conservative budget www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...
Mark Carney's Liberals present a Conservative budget
Investing in tax breaks, so we can make 40,000 people unemployed
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November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney’s Liberals present a Conservative budget www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...
I need the Blue Jays to win more than I need water or air. Please don't fail me baseball gods
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I need the Blue Jays to win more than I need water or air. Please don't fail me baseball gods
NEW PODCAST: @nokha.bsky.social returns to the show to discuss her show, Ford’s takeover of school boards, and a bunch of other topics! Tune in before the Jays game! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-36...
Episode 36 - Nov 1, 2025 - Nokha Dakroub
Ford demands apology from US Ambassador, Danielle Smith violates the Charter, and Bonnie Crombie goes for round two
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November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
NEW PODCAST: @nokha.bsky.social returns to the show to discuss her show, Ford’s takeover of school boards, and a bunch of other topics! Tune in before the Jays game! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-36...
NEW COLUMN: Canada might get a second MLB team again…but where? www.jakelandau.ca/p/canada-mig...
Canada might get a second MLB team again...but where?
This may not be what Montréal Expos fans are hoping for.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
NEW COLUMN: Canada might get a second MLB team again…but where? www.jakelandau.ca/p/canada-mig...
NEW COLUMN: What if Canada bought fifth-generation stealth fighters from China? www.jakelandau.ca/p/what-if-ca...
What if Canada bought stealth fighters from China?
Let's make that "strategic partnership" do some work!
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October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
NEW COLUMN: What if Canada bought fifth-generation stealth fighters from China? www.jakelandau.ca/p/what-if-ca...
NEW PODCAST: @stevendelducafan.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss political memes, and three Headline Topics of the Week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-35...
Episode 35 - Oct 26, 2025 - The Don of Vaughan
Doug Ford's ads, Mark Carney's budget, and Paul Calandra's bill of attainder
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October 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
NEW PODCAST: @stevendelducafan.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss political memes, and three Headline Topics of the Week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-35...
NEW COLUMN: Montreal’s REM metro is opening…but it’s also already open, and it also won’t be open for a fair bit longer! Confused? Read more! www.jakelandau.ca/p/montreals-...
Montréal's REM metro is opening...kinda, sorta!
Already opening, but also opening soon, but also not opening for a while!
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October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
NEW COLUMN: Montreal’s REM metro is opening…but it’s also already open, and it also won’t be open for a fair bit longer! Confused? Read more! www.jakelandau.ca/p/montreals-...
NEW COLUMN: Who needs America, when Canada has ICE at home? www.jakelandau.ca/p/who-needs-...
Who needs America, when Canada has ICE at home?
Mark Carney's CBSA conducts ICE-like raids on Canadian workers
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October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
NEW COLUMN: Who needs America, when Canada has ICE at home? www.jakelandau.ca/p/who-needs-...
NEW PODCAST: @thismomroars.bsky.social AKA Jennifer Alexander joins the program to discuss her new role on the Ontario Women’s Liberal Commission, and her writing at The Etobicoke Voice! Listen in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-34...
Episode 34 - Oct 12, 2025 - Jennifer Alexander
Canada gives free school lunches for kids, Carney fights women in his caucus, and John Rustad becomes an even bigger joke.
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October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
NEW PODCAST: @thismomroars.bsky.social AKA Jennifer Alexander joins the program to discuss her new role on the Ontario Women’s Liberal Commission, and her writing at The Etobicoke Voice! Listen in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-34...
NEW COLUMN: The CBC interviewed a Nazi on their flagship news program, and tried to cover it up. www.jakelandau.ca/p/cbcs-the-n...
CBC's The National interviewed a Nazi and tried to cover it up
Egregious behaviour from the flagship program of our public broadcaster.
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October 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEW COLUMN: The CBC interviewed a Nazi on their flagship news program, and tried to cover it up. www.jakelandau.ca/p/cbcs-the-n...
NEW COLUMN: Do you actually think Israel is going to stop? www.jakelandau.ca/p/do-you-act...
Do you actually think Israel is going to stop?
Fool me once....
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October 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
NEW COLUMN: Do you actually think Israel is going to stop? www.jakelandau.ca/p/do-you-act...
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Always a pleasure Jake! We talked about how the Ford crony school board supervisors maxed out class sizes, actively making public education worse. Even the National Post is mystified at Ford’s school board takeover! Tune in. #topoli #onpoli #onted
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back for the fourth time! Listen to Norm talk about the Federal NDP Leadership, Doug Ford’s war on school board trustees, and Marineland’s threat to murder the whales if we don’t pay them money! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-33...
Episode 33 - Oct 5, 2025 - Norm Di Pasquale
Tories criticize Bill C-2, Kneecap goes after Vince Gasparro, and Marineland threatens to murder some whales
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October 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back for the fourth time! Listen to Norm talk about the Federal NDP Leadership, Doug Ford’s war on school board trustees, and Marineland’s threat to murder the whales if we don’t pay them money! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-33...
Episode 33 - Oct 5, 2025 - Norm Di Pasquale
Tories criticize Bill C-2, Kneecap goes after Vince Gasparro, and Marineland threatens to murder some whales
www.jakelandau.ca
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back for the fourth time! Listen to Norm talk about the Federal NDP Leadership, Doug Ford’s war on school board trustees, and Marineland’s threat to murder the whales if we don’t pay them money! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-33...
NEW COLUMN: Canadians use slaves to farm our food. But don’t say it out loud, because the truth is apparently rude. www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadians-...
Canadians use slaves to farm our food
But don't say it out loud, because apparently the truth is rude.
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September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NEW COLUMN: Canadians use slaves to farm our food. But don’t say it out loud, because the truth is apparently rude. www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadians-...
NEW PODCAST: @noahmcparker.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss the New Leaf Liberals’ success, and his new role as a regional vice-president on the Ontario Liberal Party executive. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-32...
Episode 32 - Sep 28, 2025 - Noah Parker
Is Canada Post going to die? Is Doug Ford a real conservative? Will speed cameras survive in Toronto?
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September 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
NEW PODCAST: @noahmcparker.bsky.social returns to the program to discuss the New Leaf Liberals’ success, and his new role as a regional vice-president on the Ontario Liberal Party executive. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-32...
NEW COLUMN: Doug Ford has decided to reward political violence. And if you destroy enough public property, maybe he’ll also change the law for you as well! www.jakelandau.ca/p/doug-ford-...
Doug Ford decides to reward political violence
Destroy enough public property, and you too can change the law!
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September 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
NEW COLUMN: Doug Ford has decided to reward political violence. And if you destroy enough public property, maybe he’ll also change the law for you as well! www.jakelandau.ca/p/doug-ford-...
NEW PODCAST: Alyssa Turner joins the program to discuss her professional work in sports media, our personal relationships with sports, and our thoughts on PWHL and WNBA expansion. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-31...
Episode 31 - Sep 21, 2025 - Alyssa Turner
Anti-American sentiment, Ontario NDP leadership, and more speed camera woes.
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September 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
NEW PODCAST: Alyssa Turner joins the program to discuss her professional work in sports media, our personal relationships with sports, and our thoughts on PWHL and WNBA expansion. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-31...