Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦
@jakelandau.ca
🏳️🌈 Bi DemSoc Jew 🇨🇦 | Columnist, Podcaster | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Subscribe to my stuff and give me money jakelandau.ca/subscribe
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I'll believe police are accountable when I see it
Ontario has let this rot fester through root and stem.
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NEW COLUMN: In the wake of Project South, Ontario claims it will investigate all of our province's police services. But I’ll only believe dirty cops are going to be held accountable when it actually happens. www.jakelandau.ca/p/ill-believ...
NEW COLUMN: In the wake of Project South, Ontario claims it will investigate all of our province's police services. But I’ll only believe dirty cops are going to be held accountable when it actually happens. www.jakelandau.ca/p/ill-believ...
I'll believe police are accountable when I see it
Ontario has let this rot fester through root and stem.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
NEW COLUMN: In the wake of Project South, Ontario claims it will investigate all of our province's police services. But I’ll only believe dirty cops are going to be held accountable when it actually happens. www.jakelandau.ca/p/ill-believ...
NEW COLUMN: In Canada, you can’t say what a prescription medication DOES, but you can still market it, and everyone knows what it’s for. These laws are stupid! www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadas-me...
Canada's medication advertising laws are a joke
You can't "tell" people it's for weight loss, but they still know it's for weight loss.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
NEW COLUMN: In Canada, you can’t say what a prescription medication DOES, but you can still market it, and everyone knows what it’s for. These laws are stupid! www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadas-me...
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Always a great time Jake! I hope the Science Centre can be freed from its current state of limbo! Going to take some brave leadership. #topoli #onpoli
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back to talk about the NDP leadership race, the ever-continuing saga of the Ontario Science Centre, and three Headline Topics of the Week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-45...
Episode 45 - Jan 31, 2025 - Norm Di Pasquale
Albertan treason, F-35 regrets, and nursing booths
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February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back to talk about the NDP leadership race, the ever-continuing saga of the Ontario Science Centre, and three Headline Topics of the Week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-45...
Episode 45 - Jan 31, 2025 - Norm Di Pasquale
Albertan treason, F-35 regrets, and nursing booths
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February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back to talk about the NDP leadership race, the ever-continuing saga of the Ontario Science Centre, and three Headline Topics of the Week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-45...
NEW COLUMN: Toronto will soon be opening Line 5 Eglinton, and it has many design flaws. But if we had been humble, and asked Calgary for advice, Alberta would have gladly shared her greater wisdom with us. www.jakelandau.ca/p/calgary-co...
Calgary could teach Toronto some lessons on how to build light rail
The CTrain isn't perfect, but they've got more than a few tips for us.
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January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
NEW COLUMN: Toronto will soon be opening Line 5 Eglinton, and it has many design flaws. But if we had been humble, and asked Calgary for advice, Alberta would have gladly shared her greater wisdom with us. www.jakelandau.ca/p/calgary-co...
NEW PODCAST: @noahgairn.bsky.social from the True North Strategic Review comes on the program to discuss whether Chinese parts could be integrated into military supply chains, and whether Canada’s navy will pursue the German or Korean bid for submarines! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-44...
Episode 44 - Jan 25, 2025 - Noah Gairn
Chinese canola trade, ICE using Canadian equipment, and Finch streetcar woes
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January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
NEW PODCAST: @noahgairn.bsky.social from the True North Strategic Review comes on the program to discuss whether Chinese parts could be integrated into military supply chains, and whether Canada’s navy will pursue the German or Korean bid for submarines! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-44...
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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They shoot people too. During BLM protests they killed a blk man in Kentucky
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Minnesota National Guard will assist local police amid growing protest to 2nd fatal shooting of a protester.
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They shoot people too. During BLM protests they killed a blk man in Kentucky
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
NEW COLUMN: ICE is brutalizing Minnesota, and they’re doing it with the help of military equipment sold by Canadian companies. www.jakelandau.ca/p/how-canada...
How Canada is helping ICE murder Minnesotans
Roshel, a manufacturer in Brampton, Ontario, is supplying ICE's campaign
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January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
NEW COLUMN: ICE is brutalizing Minnesota, and they’re doing it with the help of military equipment sold by Canadian companies. www.jakelandau.ca/p/how-canada...
"GIVE US OUR PROTECTION MONEY, OR THE WHALES GET IT"
"Marineland, the defunct amusement park in Niagara Falls, Ont., has told the federal government it will euthanize 30 captive belugas and four dolphins at the facility, unless Canada grants permission to ship them to the United States, CBC News has learned." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #Niagara
Marineland issues new threat to euthanize 30 belugas at Niagara Falls, Ont., park | CBC News
Marineland, the defunct amusement park in Niagara Falls, Ont., has told the federal government it will euthanize 30 captive belugas and four dolphins at the facility, unless Canada grants permission to...
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January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"GIVE US OUR PROTECTION MONEY, OR THE WHALES GET IT"
NEW COLUMN: A new poll of Canadian Jews has been released, and the results are out: our views on Israel are shameful and pathetic! www.jakelandau.ca/p/i-have-nev...
I have never been more ashamed to be a Canadian Jew
Mathematical proof that our views are largely terrible.
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January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
NEW COLUMN: A new poll of Canadian Jews has been released, and the results are out: our views on Israel are shameful and pathetic! www.jakelandau.ca/p/i-have-nev...
This is a point I've heard made repeatedly, Europe could dump a trillion dollars of US bonds onto the market all at once and utterly destroy the United States economy, it's arguably a more powerful response than a military one because of how much damage it would do to Yankee society at large.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This is a point I've heard made repeatedly, Europe could dump a trillion dollars of US bonds onto the market all at once and utterly destroy the United States economy, it's arguably a more powerful response than a military one because of how much damage it would do to Yankee society at large.
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Update: the new mayor of Montreal, Soraya Martinez Ferrada, has cut this program.
Inspired by programs in European countries like Finland, the City of Montreal now offers a “baby box” to new parents, distributed through libraries.
Inspirée par des programmes en Europe, Montréal offre maintenant aux nouveaux parents une “Boîte Bienvenue bébé”, distribuée dans les bibliothèques.
Inspirée par des programmes en Europe, Montréal offre maintenant aux nouveaux parents une “Boîte Bienvenue bébé”, distribuée dans les bibliothèques.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Update: the new mayor of Montreal, Soraya Martinez Ferrada, has cut this program.
NEW PODCAST: It’s Getting Pretty Late is back for Season 2! Join me and my guest, Jason Toney of CJPME, to talk about their Media Accountability Project, and of course, three headline topics of the week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-43...
Episode 43 - Jan 12, 2026 - Jason Toney
Anita Anand protects airlines, Carney treats Iran and the U.S. differently, and Montréal sets a new budget
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January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
NEW PODCAST: It’s Getting Pretty Late is back for Season 2! Join me and my guest, Jason Toney of CJPME, to talk about their Media Accountability Project, and of course, three headline topics of the week! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-43...
NEW COLUMN: Canada has been more complicit in Yankee imperialism than we want to admit. We must all reckon with this, and take action to amend it. www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadians-...
Canadians have to be honest about our complicity with the Yankees
We cannot claim that our hands are not stained.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
NEW COLUMN: Canada has been more complicit in Yankee imperialism than we want to admit. We must all reckon with this, and take action to amend it. www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadians-...
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AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
NEW COLUMN: As long as the people of the United States refuse to fight their regime, they will only have my contempt, not my sympathy. www.jakelandau.ca/p/us-citizen...
U.S. Citizens deserve our scorn, not our pity
They will only have my approval when they take action against their regime.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
NEW COLUMN: As long as the people of the United States refuse to fight their regime, they will only have my contempt, not my sympathy. www.jakelandau.ca/p/us-citizen...
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
NEW COLUMN: God damn the United States, for they have unleashed their violence and terror upon the world yet again. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-united...
The United States is a terrorist entity that threatens the safety of the globe
These Yankee demons must face resistance, or we are doomed.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
NEW COLUMN: God damn the United States, for they have unleashed their violence and terror upon the world yet again. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-united...
NEW COLUMN: Doug Ford’s Solicitor General wants the police to silence pro-Palestine voices. That means it’s time to shout even LOUDER! www.jakelandau.ca/p/doug-fords...
Doug Ford's cops can't stop you from fighting for Palestine
Not if you have the courage to keep standing.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
NEW COLUMN: Doug Ford’s Solicitor General wants the police to silence pro-Palestine voices. That means it’s time to shout even LOUDER! www.jakelandau.ca/p/doug-fords...
NEW COLUMN: Floor-crossing is bullshit, and it rips democracy apart. www.jakelandau.ca/p/floor-cros...
Floor-crossing is fundamentally corrosive to democracy
Yes, it's legal. That's the problem.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
NEW COLUMN: Floor-crossing is bullshit, and it rips democracy apart. www.jakelandau.ca/p/floor-cros...
Oh, so they're building "camps" to "concentrate" people in! Remind you of anything?
Rather than shuttling detainees around the country to wherever detention space is available, ICE aims to speed up deportations by renovating industrial warehouses to hold more than 80,000 immigrant detainees at a time, according to a draft solicitation. https://wapo.st/4aqyir8
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh, so they're building "camps" to "concentrate" people in! Remind you of anything?
NEW COLUMN: Israel is fucking with Canada again, and the Carney government doesn’t seem too concerned. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israels-in...
Israel's interference with Canada-Palestine diplomacy is an act of aggression
No state has the authority to block two other states from having relations.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NEW COLUMN: Israel is fucking with Canada again, and the Carney government doesn’t seem too concerned. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israels-in...