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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d
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I’ve been leading the Barron hate train for years and even I’m shocked by this one. Trump’s goons are murdering people in your state as we speak, man.
Successor of Judas says what
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by Jake
These people have earned their exclusion from the human community. Prison for life, and then the potters’ field. We should remember their crimes and forget their names
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Democrats need to set up a special tribunal system to systematically and efficiently prosecute every member of the government involved in any of this. Not just prosecuting the worst offenders or the leaders. Everyone. Set up special courts and expedited rules and then throw away the key.
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Joe Arpaio (“America’s toughest cop”, famously pardoned by Trump) used to regularly deputize groups of good ol’ boys to go visit brothels, have sex with the workers there, and then arrest them for prostitution right before they had to pay.
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
An old Mario sets down his frayed red hat on the bar and takes a long drag on his cigarette:
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Gonna do one of those Hunter S. Thompson “my daily routine” things but for my toddler.

6am - wake up, immediately pee pants
6:30am - eat four oranges
7 - steal cookie, hide it in pants, throw it in toilet to avoid confiscation
7:30 - eat another orange, cuddle, read the same book 10x
8 - pee again
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Pope Leo wakes up ecstatic at the first Chicago Bears playoff win in 15 years, excommunicates JD Vance to celebrate
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It’s cool knowing that you and the pope are watching the same thing
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This man lobbed the world’s slowest snowball and got swarmed by a half-dozen ICE goons and shot with a pepper spray can at point blank range.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Check in on the ravens fan in your life right now, guys
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
We invaded a foreign capital and kidnapped their head of state, I think the “before it gets that far” ship has sailed, Chuck
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
It’s because the Democrats aren’t mad about the illegal deposing of a foreign government, they’re just upset they weren’t included. They are fundamentally amoral and care more about the personal slight than the criminal conspiracy itself.
Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela.

The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
My friends who deployed to Iraq would probably have some thoughts but they all got killed in Iraq.
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President Trump says the US will "run" Venezuela until safe transition can take place following the US capture of Maduro.

Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4jyRghJ
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Quick, someone remind Vance of this analysis for the ICC arrest warrant for Netanyahu
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
What it feels like reading the desert fathers
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My friend runs a magazine for speculative fiction that involves religion as a key part of the plot/setting/whatever (not specific to any specific religion).

They normally do 3,000+ word stories but just opened up for flash fiction, if any of you smart and talented people want to submit.
Incensepunk Magazine is now open to flash fiction submissions! We will now be considering stories of under 1500 words for a SECOND FREE story per month for our readers. Details within

#flashfiction #amwriting 🪐📚
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Not defending these loser weirdos, but it seems relevant that every example of Genuine Masculinity™️ I was taught as a boy in conservative America, if it contained strong emotion/love (and not just stoic suffering) was entirely in the context of doing violence. War films, defending your family, etc.
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is just to say

I have eaten 

the bodies 

that were in 

the Area 51 ice box

and which 

you were probably 

saving 

for experimentation

Forgive me 

they were delicious 

so sweet 

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December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Temporarily suspending my derogatory posting about Ohio to thank Cleveland for their service today
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Friendly reminder that I will use my own publishing brand to format, typeset, design, and publish whatever pseudo-academic leftcath nonsense my friends want to write and it’ll be just as authoritative as this vanity press nonsense
This is a critical text to read in order to understand the motivations of a large segment of the New Right and at least two members of SCOTUS
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Sabrina Carpenter Christmas song was peak Christmas horniness—she achieved the apogee of the horny holiday subgenre—and ushered in a new era of sad Christmas songs as a much-needed counterbalance
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Christopher Nolan saving money on his Odyssey movie by reusing the Dark Knight costumes
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Its been a rough day in a rough month to cap off a very personally rough year, but at least I’m a Baltimore Ravens fan and can rely on them to cheer me up
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM