I’ve been leading the Barron hate train for years and even I’m shocked by this one. Trump’s goons are murdering people in your state as we speak, man.

These people have earned their exclusion from the human community. Prison for life, and then the potters’ field. We should remember their crimes and forget their names

Democrats need to set up a special tribunal system to systematically and efficiently prosecute every member of the government involved in any of this. Not just prosecuting the worst offenders or the leaders. Everyone. Set up special courts and expedited rules and then throw away the key.

Joe Arpaio (“America’s toughest cop”, famously pardoned by Trump) used to regularly deputize groups of good ol’ boys to go visit brothels, have sex with the workers there, and then arrest them for prostitution right before they had to pay.

An old Mario sets down his frayed red hat on the bar and takes a long drag on his cigarette:

Gonna do one of those Hunter S. Thompson “my daily routine” things but for my toddler.

6am - wake up, immediately pee pants
6:30am - eat four oranges
7 - steal cookie, hide it in pants, throw it in toilet to avoid confiscation
7:30 - eat another orange, cuddle, read the same book 10x
8 - pee again

Pope Leo wakes up ecstatic at the first Chicago Bears playoff win in 15 years, excommunicates JD Vance to celebrate

It’s cool knowing that you and the pope are watching the same thing

This man lobbed the world’s slowest snowball and got swarmed by a half-dozen ICE goons and shot with a pepper spray can at point blank range.

Check in on the ravens fan in your life right now, guys

We invaded a foreign capital and kidnapped their head of state, I think the “before it gets that far” ship has sailed, Chuck

It’s because the Democrats aren’t mad about the illegal deposing of a foreign government, they’re just upset they weren’t included. They are fundamentally amoral and care more about the personal slight than the criminal conspiracy itself.

My friends who deployed to Iraq would probably have some thoughts but they all got killed in Iraq.

Quick, someone remind Vance of this analysis for the ICC arrest warrant for Netanyahu

What it feels like reading the desert fathers

My friend runs a magazine for speculative fiction that involves religion as a key part of the plot/setting/whatever (not specific to any specific religion).

They normally do 3,000+ word stories but just opened up for flash fiction, if any of you smart and talented people want to submit.

Not defending these loser weirdos, but it seems relevant that every example of Genuine Masculinity™️ I was taught as a boy in conservative America, if it contained strong emotion/love (and not just stoic suffering) was entirely in the context of doing violence. War films, defending your family, etc.

This is just to say

I have eaten 

the bodies 

that were in 

the Area 51 ice box

and which 

you were probably 

saving 

for experimentation

Forgive me 

they were delicious 

so sweet 

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Temporarily suspending my derogatory posting about Ohio to thank Cleveland for their service today

Friendly reminder that I will use my own publishing brand to format, typeset, design, and publish whatever pseudo-academic leftcath nonsense my friends want to write and it’ll be just as authoritative as this vanity press nonsense

The Sabrina Carpenter Christmas song was peak Christmas horniness—she achieved the apogee of the horny holiday subgenre—and ushered in a new era of sad Christmas songs as a much-needed counterbalance

Christopher Nolan saving money on his Odyssey movie by reusing the Dark Knight costumes

Its been a rough day in a rough month to cap off a very personally rough year, but at least I’m a Baltimore Ravens fan and can rely on them to cheer me up