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jaeke.bsky.social
The Fish Whisperer
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jaeke.bsky.social
I could easily topple those boston dynamics robots those guys aren't trying hard enough
August 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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feldfrog.bsky.social
Did you guys hear? Yin and Yang finally merged
April 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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crashfan03.bsky.social
simpsons noodle man
March 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Barcelona is actually pronounced "barthelona" because they looove the simpsons over there
March 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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theonion.com
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ceej.online
Don’t fuck with gamers. We know that you get to try everything over and over again with no meaningful consequences for failure
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
February 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Having promised myself I would do the dishes before I eat and now going hungry, I find myself in a labyrinthian conundrum of my own creation
February 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Smart guy quoting theory: in the hunger games,
February 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Current events probably go hard af if you're stupid
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Call me sartre the way i look at idk man you get the gist
February 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
The cigarette posting stops now. I lost my pack and am turning a new page
February 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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northerniion.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Bluesky discovery page
January 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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livagar.bsky.social
Kek you! Anon Frenperor
January 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Carrying around cigarettes but not smoking them just to remind my lungs who's the boss here
December 29, 2024 at 11:28 AM
jaeke.bsky.social
Watching a guy play video games on my phone and shitting. Do you think people in ancient rome knew what they were missing out on
December 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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letitmelo.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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theonion.com
Scientists Create Mouse Using Single-Celled Organism
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Scientists Create Mouse Using Single-Celled Organism "So that's where mice come from." -Carter Selman, Pony Brusher The Onion
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Oh drinking alcohol removes your filter?
Yeah mine too, the one on my asshole
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
Thoughts?
Haliey Welch calls out Immanuel Kant! "Kant's philosophy irrationally clings to the existence of noumenon separate from the mind, thus not complying with his own position of critical thought."
December 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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rinbcage.bsky.social
tfw you take way too much benadryl
indiana jones poster with text "the man with the hat is back, and this time he's bringing his dad"
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
jaeke.bsky.social
2001 opening with the strauss music and everything except it's the electrical box you smoke cigarettes next to by your apartment
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 AM
jaeke.bsky.social
The computer is the "tele-vision" of today.
Stay tuned, folks! A lot of exciting things about to happen in the computer
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 AM