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Jade Gordon
@jadegordon.bsky.social
𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝕲𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖔𝖓🐙
𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔪𝔢.
Support my art on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jadegordon
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Short 40% sale over on Spoonflower! A couple examples of my designs, and some examples of folks putting them to use!

My Shop: www.spoonflower.com/profiles/jad...
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Some crafts and paintings for sale! Message me somewhere if you want them! Blocks come as the whole block set. Jars cand only be picked up or delivered in PDX, no shipping available.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Some things you can watch today to get your mood rolling and your brain churning:

Mamdani's FULL acceptance speech.
youtu.be/nfdUn9H4gjA?...

@thejaampod.bsky.social 's Lakeside Chat with Chicago's Mayor.
youtu.be/-ai_FZSj6cg?...
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This cat is only 8 months old. He was BORN for that name. I can't believe he's been at the shelter for even more than a day. If we could I would adopt this magical grump in a heartbeat.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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If you’re a working artist talking to other creatives I’m begging you to not hide this. I have a parter who makes more and I don’t hide that and try to be as open as I can especially one on one. It’s cruel to not be honest with your fellow artist and give them any kind of false hope or fear
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
When people hear that I'm returning to part time work they often ask "are things not going well with your art?"

The problem really is things are going well, but the world is so unstable that I long for some consistency and income that I don't have to pay quarterly taxes on
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🎃Happy Halloween🤡
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Might be a good time to listen to the song again, and consider what's life right now.

youtu.be/8al5cSQNmME?...
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I firmly believe, with every single atom of my being, that instead of amplifying unreliable information that discourages helping, our focus as 42 million Americans face hunger must be on providing factual information that enables people to help.

www.patreon.com/posts/142285...
How To Help People Who Rely On SNAP While Minimizing Risk To Their Benefits | Matthew Cortland
Get more from Matthew Cortland on Patreon
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October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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#portfolioday I'm an out of work character artist game dev looking for freelance work. I also make dolls, toys, and a comic. I have ADD if you couldn't tell.
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Further testing for allergies in the queue, but the 1st one says heckin' tree allergies. Dogs? Nope. Let the pet sitting commence?? I can have a dog some day if I can afford it? Investigations shall continue!!

Honestly, the idea that I may not HAVE to get 5 years of shots to be able to have a dog!!
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It is far too soon to say (waiting on more tests, evals, etc.), but it looks like my liver is indeed improved from 2020. They expected decline and replacement in 10-15 years but I'm 5 years in and it's *better* than it was initially. So. I might be able to keep this asshole.
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am also, btw, snort laughing at every GWAR related response right now. My friend saw them in concert in high school and had to stay home fake sick because of all the fake blood stains in her hair and on her skin. I bet she’d have gone again in a heartbeat.
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My next blood draw may break my pr for number of tubes. FOUR different doctors ordering multiple tests. How many tubes are in a pint? 😅
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Seriously. My income has gone down $$$, the rent just went *UP* $300, electric is going up again, food is $$$, and I get possibly one small commission per year now and art is the only thing I can do around my disabilities. Each time I see an AI avatar, I hear my own doomsday clock tick off a second.
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Jesus Christ.
September 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My birthday is at the end of the month. If you wanna do something...

linktr.ee/JadeGordon ways you can support my art, donate, my e-mail to send Lyft credit, or art supply gift cards maybe.

Here's a few recent paintings I've done. And also me as Bobby Hill, apparently.
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Which isn't an official endorsement of Hank in particular.

It's that idea of "Oops, I said a [weird] thing!" somehow should stop someone from trying to govern. Purity politics for what? You able to serve the public's actual needs & well being? You avoid doing crimes? It's OK to be human.
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This fear is at best silly. If you can say out loud we shouldn't imprison & kill POC, Trans & disabled people, that we should have affordable housing, medical care, clean water, cool. Because the reins are currently held by people who proudly admit to CSA. Their "jokes" don't seem to stop things.
People will say I should run for senate in Montana like my digital footprint isn’t littered with shit like this.
Self honesty is self care*

*I wrote this in reply to a tiktok about how Matthew Lillard as Shaggy with the body of a woman is hot, so, take it with a grain of salt.
August 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Burnout & Covid don't help the art get made. Finally was able to spend a good amount of time working on a digital thing.

Partially inspired by:
youtu.be/U5BQX62RD5E?...
www.instagram.com/phant0masy/

Please consider supporting me on Patreoon?
www.patreon.com/jadegordon
linktr.ee/JadeGordon
August 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Again, please give them some lunch before they name the babies.
August 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Just wait a little longer, give them more time, negotiate."

NO. Nobody deserves to suffer bigotry and oppression until the willfully ignorant "come around." We've had centuries of ever increasing knowledge, they choose not to listen or change. They're had lifetimes.

youtu.be/UBFDdTIYZ6Q?...
August 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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