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Did Carrie Bradshaw ghostwrite this?
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
every movie that involves a baby/pregnancy as a “happy ending” is christian conservative coded.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
the giggles in the group chat after a girls night are unmatched.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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That bitch is not only physically violent with her "friends", but she scammed the elderly & y'all want her back on TV?

Ew.
#RHOSLC
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
two years of a six year sentence for scamming people, including the elderly, to the point of financial ruin. one of her victims even killed themselves. may she never return to BRAVO.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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the Porsha incident demonstrating that the authorities do indeed get called if someone is sufficiently disruptive on a plane… if everyone would just listen to what Big Mer has been preaching and saying… #RHOSLC
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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britani saying the flight was the most traumatic thing that has happened to her. meanwhile her kids don't fuck with her at all #rhoslc
a woman is sitting in a chair with her hand on her chin and a ring on her finger .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with her hand on her chin and a ring on her finger .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i could not possibly care less about britani bateman’s fake relationship with jared osmond. get these idiots off my tv!! #rhoslc
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i feel like you’re not allowed to complain about your headache if you haven’t had anything to eat yet.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i love that he has to explain his insults in parentheses. jokes are always better when you have to explain them. 🤭
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
life is so much better when you have an outfit to plan or a trip to look forward to.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
get britani bateman off my television! i don’t care what meredith did to her, she was asking for it! #rhoslc
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
what do you mean you wouldn’t drive me to IAD at 4am? my dad would.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
rosalia is a weird bitch and i have been saying this for years. if rosalia has no haters, i am dead.
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the singular of tamales is “tamal”. not ta-molly.
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
there is no such thing as a persecuted christian. please. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Is this yalls queen?
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i just want to note for the permanent record
that i was like this *before* the british vogue article. 💅🏼
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Usha Vance is on my skyline more than I would like, so it felt like a good time to note I will never feel sorry for her, or:
- Kash Patel
- Vivek Ramaswamy
- Jay Bhattacharya
- Harmeet Dhillon
- Kush Desai

And I will always have smoke for Anita Anand's complicity with Carney's ongoing genocide! 🍉🍉🍉
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
It’s very telling that opening your publication to MAGA “thought” requires a massive downgrade in quality control.
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
when did everyone start calling sweatshirts, “sweaters”? and why? i feel like i’m the only one who noticed this change. is this a mandela effect situation?
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears

Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
it should be illegal for men to design hotel bathrooms
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM