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Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
struggling to figure out why this particular celebrity death is affecting me. I’m not usually the kind of person who mourns celebrities but this one is genuinely heartbreaking.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Explain to me why your god keeps taking everyone except the people that need to be taken.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
71 feels so young
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
god, this year sucks so bad already
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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idk if it’s the constant horrors or what but catherine o’hara dying at just 71 years old is hitting me like a ton of bricks 😭😩😭😩😭😩
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
not Catherine O’Hara 🥺💔
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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We're living in a bizarro world where polling at 5% doesn't deter the party in power at all, while the opposition party constantly wrings their hands about accidentally being too aggressive
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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finishing another gloriously camp episode of The Traitors before finding out what the internet is going to be irrationally angry about for the next week straight #TheTraitorsUS
a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .
ALT: a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .
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January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Maybe he can fix RHOBH next. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Rob deserves this win, he truly does... but does he really HAVE to drag Colton to the end? #TheTraitorsUS
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
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January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
if I was at that round table, I would’ve voted for Natalie based on her terrible fashions alone. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
one of my favorite things about #TheTraitorsUs is that I have built in phone scrolling time during the challenges
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
you couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise.
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
abolishing isn’t enough.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
to avoid more tragic deaths we actually need to prosecute ICE 💖
Opinion | To Avoid More Tragic Deaths, ICE Needs Higher Education and Training Standards

Higher ed can play an important role in making federal immigration enforcement safer. https://bit.ly/4bRR5fx

#EDUSKy #HigherEd #AcademicSky
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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its tuesday yall
January 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
why am i the kind of person who feels depressed if im not on my routine? 😩
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
going about daily life in this nightmare feels so stupid and pointless.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Trump is such a transparent asshole but there’s something so evil about how JD Vance hides incredibly callous politics behind that nauseating “well now good sir” faux civility.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Over 100 priests have been arrested in Minneapolis for protesting ICE.

They gathered to demand airlines to cease contracting deportation flights to DHS.
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM