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the Morally Corrupt Martini Mami
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ladies, hide your boyfriends. i don’t want to see them.
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
there is a weird memorial for charlie kirk inside the USDA. did he even care about agriculture?
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
since everyone’s asleep, i can post this.
July 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
a week ago i was still in PR. i’m sick! 😭
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
un aplauso pa mami y papi, porque en verdad rompieron 🌝
June 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
why don’t we have these in the united states?!!
May 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
was told i’m giving Mad Men today. 😌
May 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i am, once again, the backbone of the group when it comes to bad bunny tickets 😎
May 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
wild reaction to my recent vacation.
April 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
invisalign was the best money i ever spent.
April 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
probably needed a hug, went back to my motherland instead. 🇵🇪
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
highly recommend getting a tour guide who doubles as a photographer.
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
sunday won 🫠
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
texts like these from my friends make me feel so loved 🥹
April 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
beautiful day today but i’ll be happy when the cherry blossom tourists leave
March 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me to myself:
March 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
lost my favorite tom ford shades yesterday. please pray for me during this difficult time. 😔
March 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i never posted this to instagram and now it’s too late, so here. 🤲🏼
March 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
what luck
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
should have never gotten comfy before taking my makeup off 🥲
March 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
sit pretty 🌝
February 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🌝
February 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
yesterday my director handed this to me and said “i’m not judging” and “you probably drink more than anyone in this office” based on absolutely no evidence.
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
we love a martini with a sidecar.
January 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM