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The best ad of the bowl may end up being an ode to asses
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The best ad of the bowl may end up being an ode to asses
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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I enjoyed the Claude commercial until I realized it was promoting AI and not mocking AI
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I enjoyed the Claude commercial until I realized it was promoting AI and not mocking AI
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When I visited Florida I went swimming in this lagoon which I didn't know was off limits because it was home to the state's largest sea cow. So I got charged with a crime against huge manatee.
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
When I visited Florida I went swimming in this lagoon which I didn't know was off limits because it was home to the state's largest sea cow. So I got charged with a crime against huge manatee.
Franklin would be in the files explicitly demanding older tail.
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Franklin would be in the files explicitly demanding older tail.
BUT THEY'LL MAKE US A LEVELII CIVILIZATION KARL!
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
BUT THEY'LL MAKE US A LEVELII CIVILIZATION KARL!
Quick! Someone juice the apes!
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Quick! Someone juice the apes!
It was supposes to be for cool crimes like drugs, not elite pedo crimes!
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It was supposes to be for cool crimes like drugs, not elite pedo crimes!
That's no way to speak of the highest grossing theatrical release of a non music documentary in the last decade!
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
That's no way to speak of the highest grossing theatrical release of a non music documentary in the last decade!
Either that they just really wanted to get off teams
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Either that they just really wanted to get off teams
Just the second?
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just the second?
The worst thing about civilization is its kinda boring
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The worst thing about civilization is its kinda boring
Do you have any links you can share?
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Do you have any links you can share?
As always the greatest tragedy is this man would be an amazing drag queen in another timeline
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
As always the greatest tragedy is this man would be an amazing drag queen in another timeline
I think that was called the draft
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I think that was called the draft
And stands strong against the draft!
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
And stands strong against the draft!
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🚨We analyzed 138 million geocoded property tax records to quantify how municipal boundaries spatially overlap onto economic segregation in every US metro area—creating disparities in localities’ ability to fund public goods. And we made an interactive map of our results! [1/16]
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
🚨We analyzed 138 million geocoded property tax records to quantify how municipal boundaries spatially overlap onto economic segregation in every US metro area—creating disparities in localities’ ability to fund public goods. And we made an interactive map of our results! [1/16]
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With knowledge of colonial agrarian economies, you could impress a LOT of girls on here
"It’s been twenty-five years since that night in Cambridge. Since Will told me in fifty years I’d realize I shouldn’t try to impress girls with knowledge of colonial agrarian economies and that I wasted $150,000. That was pretty heavy!"
I’m the Ponytail Guy from Good Will Hunting, and I Can’t Enjoy Fries Anymore
Honestly, I don’t know to whom this letter is directed. God? Harvard? (I’m taking a deep, strengthening breath here) Will Hunting himself? My emplo...
buff.ly
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
With knowledge of colonial agrarian economies, you could impress a LOT of girls on here
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
Hell see if you can arrange a couple of party trains
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hell see if you can arrange a couple of party trains
Yeah that's basically me. Like "shit this isn't college brackets this is las Vegas on crack"
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yeah that's basically me. Like "shit this isn't college brackets this is las Vegas on crack"
For $15,000 the white house will give you one of those too
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
For $15,000 the white house will give you one of those too
Corn is edible though, so it's gotmthwt going for it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Corn is edible though, so it's gotmthwt going for it.
And since I assume some of you now badly want this info, Apparently Rebel Rebel in Bow Market.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
And since I assume some of you now badly want this info, Apparently Rebel Rebel in Bow Market.