jacobecon.bsky.social
@jacobecon.bsky.social
The best ad of the bowl may end up being an ode to asses
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Franklin would be in the files explicitly demanding older tail.
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
BUT THEY'LL MAKE US A LEVELII CIVILIZATION KARL!
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Quick! Someone juice the apes!
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
It was supposes to be for cool crimes like drugs, not elite pedo crimes!
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
That's no way to speak of the highest grossing theatrical release of a non music documentary in the last decade!
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Either that they just really wanted to get off teams
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Just the second?
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The worst thing about civilization is its kinda boring
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Do you have any links you can share?
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
As always the greatest tragedy is this man would be an amazing drag queen in another timeline
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I think that was called the draft
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
And stands strong against the draft!
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Hell see if you can arrange a couple of party trains
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yeah that's basically me. Like "shit this isn't college brackets this is las Vegas on crack"
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For $15,000 the white house will give you one of those too
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Corn is edible though, so it's gotmthwt going for it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And since I assume some of you now badly want this info, Apparently Rebel Rebel in Bow Market.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM