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Jacks 🇨🇦
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Man who loves Pokemon/Monster Hunter/Megaten/Metroid/Xenoblade X. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

31/M. Aro. He/him. Anti-bigot/Anti-American. I like to make fun of rich people. If you think I'm being mean, you probably deserved it.
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How I post knowing my opinions are correct, my ass is fat, my bank account is full, my taste is good and my haters are mad:
Glad to hear the game awards suck just as much as usual lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not deserved but seeing annoying Sonic fans on suicide watch is always nice
#MarioKartWorld wins Best Sports/Racing Game at #TheGameAwards!

Thank you for hitting the open road with Mario and friends!
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I have the greatest game ever made. It's the worst game ever made, and I think we can all agree it's the greatest game ever made.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Where the hell is DK64 and Smash 64
Two classic #N64 games are coming soon!

Rayman 2: The Great Escape and Tonic Trouble are coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Dec 17 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GAME FREAK SAID EAT SHIT FLYGON LMAO
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Folks really do change up the narrative on Nintendo's prices whenever it suits them huh
$20?? Isn't that more than some first party switch games?
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Its a PS5, not playing games checks out lmao
"Hey this loser didn't play 5 games this year what do we do? Idk just throw a older game on there"
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Probably because the only turn based RPGs that break through to mainstream are thoughtless slop with no original gameplay idea like E33 or games that create groomers like Persona.

It's like saying you want people to eat healthier by shoving unseasoned, unflavoured blended kale down their throats.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My feed had a post of someone's screenshot of a post of mine but my timeline refreshed and I lost it so I just want whoever it was to know I meant every word lmao
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
People say this and refuse to acknowledge every single model of Wii released after 2007 not only didnt come with it, it had an increased price and later models lacked Gamecube support, and eventually lacked A HOME MENU AND ONLINE SUPPORT.

Remind me how Mario Kart World being a $50 pack in is bad.
Still kills me how Wii Sports being a pack-in title for the Wii was such a fucking cultural phenomenon it's still remembered fondly today inseperably from the system and it's launch and yet Nintendo still refuses to release standard pack-ins for their systems now.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Why is everyone addicted to gambling, wtf.
Adverts for any type of gambling should just be banned everywhere. That includes sports betting, prediction markets, cryptocurrency, trading individual stocks, and gacha games.
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Prime 4 grifters: "Metroid shouldn't have dialogue it takes away from the silent immersion"
Also Prime 4 grifters: "The silence is boring I want music but its locked behind amiibo"

Y'all just can't enjoy things and it brings me joy
There's a wild amount of people parroting the claim that unlocking the motorcycle radio player in Metroid Prime 4 can only be through an amiibo is "misinformation", yet they can only point to "well someone else said it" instead of actual evidence.
I've 100%d the game pre-release: It doesn't unlock.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It took 7 months for a new first party game to release after launch and it was Game & Wario
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I only just now noticed the Team Flare Nouveau trucks only serve coffee yet all have ketchup, mustard and salt on the serving desk.

Grisham what are you doing
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Doing my first OoT randomizer and man I took Saria's Song for granted
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Finished the first day of Prime 4 in Ice Belt. Place is spooky and atmospheric and the game in total is exactly what Metroid Prime has been and should be.

Hopefully we don't gotta wait almost 20 years for the next game lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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It's nuts how it feels like Link has one of the best reputations among Melee's weaker characters in that people seem to really enjoy when he pops up in serious play and don't mind fighting him but practically everyone I've talked to with even a millisecond on Melee wants Young Link boiled alive
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Welcome back Tourian
Metroid Prime 4's endgame autosaves will lock you in a spot where you can't turn back for 100% completion, even after you beat the game. So when you're warned that you're about to enter the endgame, you should make a backup save or immediately go for 100% completion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Metroid, Pokemon and Monster Hunter all getting new content within the same week does things to a man
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Usually I'm not big on the more anthro Pokemon designs but this slaps really good
I'm sorry but you can't deny this looks like a Z
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Do you just ever go on a date with your nintendo 64?
Okay gn
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM