Jack
@jackhenrygreene.bsky.social
Films and jokes, 25, he/him
If you're a job recruiter finding this, my cat hacked my account or something.
If you're a job recruiter finding this, my cat hacked my account or something.
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Watched the new Knives Out last night and really enjoyed it. But what in the Christ is Daniel Craig aiming for with his accent? Posh Foghorn Leghorn?
I spent my first 22 years in the south in a southern family and never heard anyone talk that way.
@rianjohnson.bsky.social?
I spent my first 22 years in the south in a southern family and never heard anyone talk that way.
@rianjohnson.bsky.social?
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Watched the new Knives Out last night and really enjoyed it. But what in the Christ is Daniel Craig aiming for with his accent? Posh Foghorn Leghorn?
I spent my first 22 years in the south in a southern family and never heard anyone talk that way.
@rianjohnson.bsky.social?
I spent my first 22 years in the south in a southern family and never heard anyone talk that way.
@rianjohnson.bsky.social?
My life is just like Grand Theft Auto V except not at all I just have a weird Canadian friend.
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
My life is just like Grand Theft Auto V except not at all I just have a weird Canadian friend.
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Dec 31st - Wolves attack, killing the last of the trappers dogs and the trapper himself, but not before he hands Jean Kayak his trapping guide
📽️📅 Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
📽️📅 Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dec 31st - Wolves attack, killing the last of the trappers dogs and the trapper himself, but not before he hands Jean Kayak his trapping guide
📽️📅 Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
📽️📅 Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
If I scream in the face of this baby behind me on my flight will it reset?
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If I scream in the face of this baby behind me on my flight will it reset?
I’ve been watching my brother play Portal 2 on holiday and got reminded that it has one of the most unexpectedly beautiful endings with one of the most heartwarming pieces of music ever composed. It doesn’t even affect the story. They didn’t have to do this. But I’m so glad they did.
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve been watching my brother play Portal 2 on holiday and got reminded that it has one of the most unexpectedly beautiful endings with one of the most heartwarming pieces of music ever composed. It doesn’t even affect the story. They didn’t have to do this. But I’m so glad they did.
My Instagram feed has switched primarily to videos of capybaras because they’re my girlfriend’s favourite animal and I frequently send her reels of them and this is one of the few times I’m fine with being plugged into the algorithm.
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My Instagram feed has switched primarily to videos of capybaras because they’re my girlfriend’s favourite animal and I frequently send her reels of them and this is one of the few times I’m fine with being plugged into the algorithm.
I’m so bummed the John Wick franchise didn’t keep Dean Winters’ character around given that he’s the one guy who doesn’t magically speak every language and switches between them without precedent.
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m so bummed the John Wick franchise didn’t keep Dean Winters’ character around given that he’s the one guy who doesn’t magically speak every language and switches between them without precedent.
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And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And Jesus Christ, who DID die (but he came back a bit later, it was a whole thing)
I hope this email finds the clit
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hope this email finds the clit
Dude, the pain sound in Mario 64 sounds so much like Charles Martinet getting punched in the throat that is such a horrid sound he makes.
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dude, the pain sound in Mario 64 sounds so much like Charles Martinet getting punched in the throat that is such a horrid sound he makes.
Wondering what my opps are up to now.
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wondering what my opps are up to now.
Dawg why did I choose to spend my first day off in who knows how long watching the last episode of Adolescence and finishing Lisa: The Painful again?
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dawg why did I choose to spend my first day off in who knows how long watching the last episode of Adolescence and finishing Lisa: The Painful again?
I don't think I've ever seen a show suffer from its ensemble's scheduling conflicts as unsubtly as the last season of Arrested Development does. And that's saying something, considering the fourth season literally had focus episodes for each characters that still somehow tied into eachother better.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a show suffer from its ensemble's scheduling conflicts as unsubtly as the last season of Arrested Development does. And that's saying something, considering the fourth season literally had focus episodes for each characters that still somehow tied into eachother better.
I really like games about bald, bearded overprotective fathers with a scar over one eye and a dark past going to any lengths necessary to protect their child.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I really like games about bald, bearded overprotective fathers with a scar over one eye and a dark past going to any lengths necessary to protect their child.
Werner Herzog voice: The world disregarded them as mad in spite of their suspicions being true. Yet their spirals into obsession has made them the very labels given to them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Werner Herzog voice: The world disregarded them as mad in spite of their suspicions being true. Yet their spirals into obsession has made them the very labels given to them.
Me in a torture dungeon: Yo, is it cool if I vape in here?
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me in a torture dungeon: Yo, is it cool if I vape in here?
My neck hurts and I want someone to do this to me but without my head coming off.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My neck hurts and I want someone to do this to me but without my head coming off.
I normally don't believe in revenge but this must and shouldhit like crack.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I normally don't believe in revenge but this must and shouldhit like crack.
The head of the company behind my biggest comedic influence of all time saying some of the most based shit I've heard all year geneuinely just restored a bit of hope in my soul.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The head of the company behind my biggest comedic influence of all time saying some of the most based shit I've heard all year geneuinely just restored a bit of hope in my soul.
Bumping Rainbow Road in Mario Kart Wii while doing 90 on St. James Street and actively hitting civilians.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bumping Rainbow Road in Mario Kart Wii while doing 90 on St. James Street and actively hitting civilians.
Watching a review for Bugonia back to back with an analysis of Todd from Breaking Bad. I'm on a Jesse Plemons kick today.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Watching a review for Bugonia back to back with an analysis of Todd from Breaking Bad. I'm on a Jesse Plemons kick today.
It only just dawned on me that Michael Bowen is both Buck from Kill BIll and Uncle Jack from Breaking bad. Homie just has a knack for playing the most vile motherfucker in whatever he's in.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It only just dawned on me that Michael Bowen is both Buck from Kill BIll and Uncle Jack from Breaking bad. Homie just has a knack for playing the most vile motherfucker in whatever he's in.
We're about to get the worst Mario discourse ever, aren't we?
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We're about to get the worst Mario discourse ever, aren't we?