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30, he/him, idk man, i'm here now i guess?
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The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior

So act weird and make people behave better.
Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇

www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Soda Cats
January 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Please stop emailing me, I am so tired.
September 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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this just keeps happening
August 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I hope i did well lol
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
fun food hack: if you don’t have brown sugar handy, you can make an easy substitute at home! just combine:
1 cup white sugar
1 tablespoon soy sauce

mix until combined and use just like normal!

give me a 😎 when you hack that brown sugar 🤘
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
shaved my entire chest and stomach last night (why, i have no fucking idea and i immediately regretted it after feeling like a hairless cat), and god i'm so fucking itchy. never. again.
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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I just took my kids to the zoo and my daughter immediately met a little girl of similar age and they spent the next three hours walking around the zoo holding hands. I believe that adult men should be allowed to find new homies in the same manner
November 24, 2024 at 10:39 PM
pets and what they’re named after
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
turned the heater on for 5 seconds, it's already a billion degrees and i'm dying. this is why i don't use the heater
November 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
idk what i ate today, but pretty sure i’ve created a bio weapon under the covers 💨
November 21, 2024 at 8:51 AM
went to go say hi to the cat this morning and something in my brain combined "hi, mars" and "hi, little man" and i just ended up saying "hi, man"
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
hello, it's me. happy to be here where my friends are again 🥲
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM