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🐈‍⬛Izzi🦄
@izzibo.bsky.social
{I'm here too, I guess.} She/Her
Nostalgia Junkie,
Fact and Trivia Collector,
Undiagnosed AuDHD-er,
Purple Enthusiast.
Actual creator of #TinyJoys & #PunyGrudges
I have chosen the House of Kouign Amann (queen uh-mon), but specifically the American version sometimes called kouignettes/queenettes because they have filling.
Choose your magical pastry house!

I'll be in the House of Jam Tarts 🍓🍋🍒

We jam tarts are super colourful, super messy, not much up top and we quickly fall to pieces under pressure!🤣🤭😅
There're plenty of HP alternatives to read if you want magic schools.
And if you're desperate to sort yourself à la HP houses, try instead:
✨Witcher schools
✨Game of Thrones houses
✨D&d classes
✨Astrological signs
✨Grisha (Shadow & Bone)
✨Aes Sedai (Wheel of Time)
✨Pastries (ok maybe not this one)
April 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oops, my bad. Musk does pay taxes, just not here.
Someone tell RFK
"Tesla pays $323 million a year taxes to China for its Chinese plant. They pay zero dollars in United States taxes."
#TaxDay2025
April 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The croaking wormbrain knows that Musk is Autistic, right? Is that why he thinks we won't pay taxes? Cuz Musk doesn't?
April 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The fucking AUDACITY to come on during Autism Acceptance Month, stand behind a podium and croak out that hateful, ignorant garbage. And of course the only thing he cares about is whether or not we'll pay taxes, cuz we know for sure that him and his buddies sure as hell don't.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have a soft spot for songs that are really just 3-6 ditties in a trench coat. I blame Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey.
April 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's always so frustrating when a food hyper fixation doesn't even last as long as it takes to finish a whole package of that food. For instance, my cereal eras almost never last for a whole box of cereal.
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I think one of the reasons I tend to choose Alka Seltzer over other cold medicines is because it forces my dehydrated ass to drink a whole glass of water to feel better.
April 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What's the point of saying that the president has to declare a "national emergency" to take control of tariffs if we don't even define what actually constitutes an emergency? Am I missing something?
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by 🐈‍⬛Izzi🦄
If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…

It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
White Noise For Charity - Torc Waterfall in Ireland - Sleep, Study, Focus!!
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Finally got my copy of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's Everything is Tuberculosis. (I think the sig color is Firecracker). Having been born and raised in a city that only exists because of TB, I'm especially excited to read this book. #TinyJoys
March 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We've been binge-watching this series recently and I can 100% confirm that they could not change a damn thing in a reboot and it would still be labeled "woke".

It wouldn't be the same without Dale, though.
I think a King of the Hill reboot is one of the only remaining things that could potentially heal this country but unfortunately I also think it’d probably get labeled as woke these days
March 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Daffodils are the birth month flower for March, which makes the fact that these beauties are blooming before my birthday feel extra special! #TinyJoys
March 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Husband made the most delicious crab rangoons with dinner tonight. #TinyJoys
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
For real, though. Is there any point in attempting to get back on my SSRIs now that I'm insured again? It wasn't really helping before and I don't have the energy or patience to find a therapist. 1/
March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just unmedicated and trying to distract myself from The Horrors™️.
March 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Spring be like: Existential Dread but make it ~☆Green☆~
March 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
At least we've been getting some nice Spring weather lately. #TinyJoys
March 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dear Roku, STOP advertising true crime and horror channels on the Bob Ross and Monty Don streaming channels. I'm here to RELAX.
March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Having grown up and spent most of my life near an airport, I used to love the sounds of the planes flying overhead. In recent years, I started getting more and more uncomfortable with the noise, as I'm sure flight paths were added and adjusted... 1/
March 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I refuse to hate Barney the dinosaur. You people who do just hate joy. You can dislike something without acting like it's literal garbage.
March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposting this to read it in its entirety later.
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Good Trouble
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Watching Bob Ross poke and scrape paint onto a canvas for half an hour does not stop me from loudly exclaiming, "DAMMIT BOB HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" when the painting is finished.
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Last night I stood up for those who need Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security. Democrats will never abandon the fight to make sure every American has a safe, healthy, and financially secure life. #ISaidWhatISaid
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
On the Go Mom Dinner: beef jerky, blueberry Clif bar, coconut butter Nature Valley biscuit sandwich, banana applesauce pouch (yuck, now I know why my 3.5yr old won't eat these), and two orange Tic Tacs. I'm still hungry. 🙃
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM