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nyc. from forks wa

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vampire the masquerade player character by night. aging new york has-been socialite also by night because im a vampire. opinions are real. remember to like & subscribe
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oh yeah i can feel it. poster's nirvana
here’s an actual good idea I have so if heaven dictates this message finds you listen up. politics will come up this holiday season, but it’s good to remember that you probably didn’t become whatever it is you are because an individual won an argument against you
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
destiny viewer, age of humiliation, etc
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
blatant anti-intellectualism, ridiculous framing. random men reading in public is not a problem, no matter why you believe they are doing that, unless the problem you have is that men are reading to begin with. maybe anyone who talks about “performative males” should read some judith fucking butler
Oh fuck off
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hobby writing communities are wild, man. you fool im not ripping off everything everywhere all at once, a movie i have not seen, just because the protagonist is a middle aged asian woman and weird things happen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
no no liberal pundit you don’t understand. the wine moms are coming for you too.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
will stancil is the kind of motherfucker to believe something just because a graph told him to
What drives me absolutely insane about this debate is how claims like “there has been a generational stagnation of purchasing power” have taken on the tenor of religious faith among progressives, and seemingly cannot be disproven with any evidence, no matter how overwhelming. It simply isn’t true!
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
it’s just… two weeks ago or whatever i said this guy makes me understand why different religions separately develop hells for people who misuse words and it’s crickets. not a word or response, which is what i expect. today i say “this mf likes graphs” and that’s the bait we’re taking?
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
sometimes you just accidentally bait somebody into a way funnier self-own than you’d have been able to engineer on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
will stancil is the kind of motherfucker who would believe something just because a graph told him to
Look I like Mamdani too but he literally finished with the exact same vote share as Frey here in Minneapolis. Let’s not say he is the truth, the uncontested path forward, just yet. He’s a charismatic guy who got 50% in one of the most liberal places in America with a very progressive platform.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
im not going to split hairs over whether a daytime tv show that ran between 2009 and 2015 had good politics or not. the real crime of parks and recreation is that it jumped the shark after its most significant emotional payoff because tv rarely knows when to quit
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
chairman zohran’s message to the west: “THE FLOOD OF HOPE THAT FLOWS FROM THE BEATING HEART OF THE NEW YORK WORKER SHALL GO FORTH AND DROWN THE PARASITES WHO MAKE UP THE IDLE BOURGEOISIE”
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
chairman zohran and the new york proletarian workers party have effortlessly synthesized heavenly virtue with scientific marxism and will pave the way forward to a renaissance of art and advanced society free from the chains imposed by the ownership class
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
landlords-parasites flee shamelessly into the mountains for fear of the light cast by chairman zohran and the rulership of the proletarian new york workers’ party
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if he loses im moving back to milwaukee so this is really serious for me. if you didn’t vote for zohran you’re fucking dead to me
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
absolutely incredible insult first of all. also like ive seen florida. anyone can see florida. if somebody fled a government to come vote for ron desantis, i personally would want to go to the place they fled from because their nightmare sounds like my dreams
A dickless sad whiny loser like yourself could never comprehend a man like my husband. He’s first generation & his Cuban father escaped Castro’s concentration camp & you wouldn’t last an hour in their shoes. You wouldn’t last an hour in mine, cowardly chuckle fuck
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sometimes ill see a bad post or user that has been so thoroughly disassembled that it seems like a crime even when they deserved it. like that wasn’t a poster he didn’t sign up for this. got me talking like niko bellic like “i saw bad things cousin nobody’s hands were clean but that’s just war”
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
one thing that's worth keeping in mind about moronic articles like the one published in this rag is that these people need to very actively, at all times, remind themselves that they must be genuinely better than people who "didn't make it" or else they run the terrible risk of discovering the truth
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
it is becoming increasingly dangerous for our latin american comrades and neighbors to conduct business in public. if you are stuck trying to think of how to act at this time, consider offering to do otherwise-dangerous public errands or find a way to provide safe and expressive community
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i think a major part of lib psychosis is that each one thinks that they have to think like a leader of the party. it’s lock-step adherence to the party line. it’s never “why i am,” but rather it’s “why you should”
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
democrat politicians in federal office will really be like “you believe in radically changing the system to fit the needs of the people? that pales in comparison to my strategy, doing fucking nothing” and then to their credit they proceed to do nothing pretty consistently
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
thankful to live in a society that foresters competition so we avoid inefficiencies like having a single point of failure for nationwide systems integration causing massive slowdowns. what is “amazon cloud service”
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
back in the day you could still do this but then you were the guy with the CCTV camera at your front door that people could buy hacking software from. now you don’t even need to know how the computer works to monitor your street for gangstalkers and it has made society worse
Nope. I have cameras all over the place. You criminals aren't going to attack me or my family and get away with it.
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
guy who built a lotus eating machine for himself with the wild machinations of the machine god: you can’t gaslight me! you can’t gaslight me!
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
ex-marines be like: “so i was in a helicopter crash”
October 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM