iturncranks
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Certainly not stoned like Hippie Johnny
“Dude, we should change…” *Rips bong* “the name of the Department of Defense… to the Department of War”
“Aaaw dude that’d be so siiiiick”
“Aaaw dude that’d be so siiiiick”
Republicans: “Trump will be the peace President”
Trump:
Trump:
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Dude, we should change…” *Rips bong* “the name of the Department of Defense… to the Department of War”
“Aaaw dude that’d be so siiiiick”
“Aaaw dude that’d be so siiiiick”
Or they’re just so goddamned privileged that they’ve never had to work a double as an ASM at a Peet’s Coffee bc the store manager has a drug problem and the closer called in sick. We’d all have an easy time showing up to if we ever thought we had a lick of a chance at going to space too, lady.
When people say dumb shit like this, it either means that they've never worked hard a day in their lives or they're deeply unwell and unhappy people
“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Or they’re just so goddamned privileged that they’ve never had to work a double as an ASM at a Peet’s Coffee bc the store manager has a drug problem and the closer called in sick. We’d all have an easy time showing up to if we ever thought we had a lick of a chance at going to space too, lady.
Who the fuck watches Bill Maher anyway!!
September 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Who the fuck watches Bill Maher anyway!!
I’ve always thought about redoing the lyrics of that song with something still poignant but less problematic.
I'm writing a song about the three branches of government, the main theme is you gotta keep 'em separated
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve always thought about redoing the lyrics of that song with something still poignant but less problematic.
I really don’t understand how ppl can be so blaze fare about the grievances against Newsom. Charlie Kirk is a very bad person to be publicly friends with!
I’m all for the trolling and undermining Trump’s redistricting scheme but sucking less than Trump doesn’t mean you don’t suck.
I’m all for the trolling and undermining Trump’s redistricting scheme but sucking less than Trump doesn’t mean you don’t suck.
Next they’re going to say Gavin Newsom was nailing Christ’s hands to the cross. 🙄
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I really don’t understand how ppl can be so blaze fare about the grievances against Newsom. Charlie Kirk is a very bad person to be publicly friends with!
I’m all for the trolling and undermining Trump’s redistricting scheme but sucking less than Trump doesn’t mean you don’t suck.
I’m all for the trolling and undermining Trump’s redistricting scheme but sucking less than Trump doesn’t mean you don’t suck.
“Say something about my apartment again”
August 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“Say something about my apartment again”
You might know that the center of the Milky Way galaxy has a super massive black hole. The thing that you might not know is that if that black hole disappeared, everything would be mostly the same. Yes it’s got a lot of mass, but the majority of the mass at the center is everywhere else.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You might know that the center of the Milky Way galaxy has a super massive black hole. The thing that you might not know is that if that black hole disappeared, everything would be mostly the same. Yes it’s got a lot of mass, but the majority of the mass at the center is everywhere else.
It would’ve been great if one of the direct to video sequels to Aladdin had been about how he and the gang help to end poverty in Agrabah.
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It would’ve been great if one of the direct to video sequels to Aladdin had been about how he and the gang help to end poverty in Agrabah.
Sometimes I wonder if when Trump was elected, Newsom was like “YESSSS!!”
August 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sometimes I wonder if when Trump was elected, Newsom was like “YESSSS!!”
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I do want to point out to everyone that there is a very large amount of money funding a media apparatus that is very good at convincing members of the public that it was within their best interests to vote for this guy. I’m not saying those ppl are blameless, but smart people fall for cults too.
August 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I do want to point out to everyone that there is a very large amount of money funding a media apparatus that is very good at convincing members of the public that it was within their best interests to vote for this guy. I’m not saying those ppl are blameless, but smart people fall for cults too.
Yeah when I first saw this I couldn’t figure out if this was supposed to make him look bad or if it was promoting him.
thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
July 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yeah when I first saw this I couldn’t figure out if this was supposed to make him look bad or if it was promoting him.
I feel like everyone is so focused on the fact that we can stick it to Trump with this, and ppl talk about it like it’s funny. I feel like we all forget that there were actual victims in this story, and that Trump wasn’t just guilty by association, he really did terrible things here.
You can set Epstein aside, this story is absolutely revolting & it was published in 2016. Everybody ignored it!
July 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I feel like everyone is so focused on the fact that we can stick it to Trump with this, and ppl talk about it like it’s funny. I feel like we all forget that there were actual victims in this story, and that Trump wasn’t just guilty by association, he really did terrible things here.
Why is it so hard to do any of the shit I say I’m gonna do
July 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why is it so hard to do any of the shit I say I’m gonna do
I find this particularly funny bc Walmart raising prices was not only foreseeable but was, in fact, foresaw. If we wanted Walmart to lower prices, we needed a more comprehensive tax policy than just… raising taxes.
The pivot to blaming companies for the obvious consequence of your tariffs has begun
May 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I find this particularly funny bc Walmart raising prices was not only foreseeable but was, in fact, foresaw. If we wanted Walmart to lower prices, we needed a more comprehensive tax policy than just… raising taxes.
I’m sure others have said this but does everyone else remember that rivalry between Harry Potter and Twilight? HP seemed so much better at the time but ain’t no one covering up their twilight tattoos these days.
May 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m sure others have said this but does everyone else remember that rivalry between Harry Potter and Twilight? HP seemed so much better at the time but ain’t no one covering up their twilight tattoos these days.
I feel like this is sort of a State Puff Marshmallow man situation. Can we all agree to just stop airing movies on TV until this administration is over? I don’t want him thinking we can destroy our enemies by irradiating some iguanas.
May 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I feel like this is sort of a State Puff Marshmallow man situation. Can we all agree to just stop airing movies on TV until this administration is over? I don’t want him thinking we can destroy our enemies by irradiating some iguanas.
See y’all out there in Denver today.
Remember my convo with Edward Niedermeyer where we talked about Musk taking a hackathon approach to gutting federal agencies? Well, now they’re just holding an actual hackathon to fuck up the IRS. This is preposterous.
SCOOP: DOGE is hosting a “hackathon” in DC next week with the goal of building one “mega API” for accessing all IRS data.
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
See y’all out there in Denver today.
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Who is this lady and how do I ensure that she keeps doing stuff like this?
April 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Who is this lady and how do I ensure that she keeps doing stuff like this?
I love the scenario where Mike Waltz has actually been tipping the press off regarding Trump admin, hence having Goldberg’s number. Now both Goldberg and Waltz have to act like they don’t know why Waltz would have Goldberg’s number.
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love the scenario where Mike Waltz has actually been tipping the press off regarding Trump admin, hence having Goldberg’s number. Now both Goldberg and Waltz have to act like they don’t know why Waltz would have Goldberg’s number.
I’m of course not the first to say this but disappearing students from foreign countries should scare the living sh*t out of you regardless of their immigration status. If they can revoke a green card or a visa without due process, they can revoke anything else. It won’t be long.
March 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m of course not the first to say this but disappearing students from foreign countries should scare the living sh*t out of you regardless of their immigration status. If they can revoke a green card or a visa without due process, they can revoke anything else. It won’t be long.
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Video of masked ICE agents surrounding and detaining Rumeysa Ozturk, Tufts PhD student and worker, has now been shared on IG. Please take action against this absurdity!
March 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Video of masked ICE agents surrounding and detaining Rumeysa Ozturk, Tufts PhD student and worker, has now been shared on IG. Please take action against this absurdity!
This whole Signalgate story in reference to ppl who during the election said “he won’t be that bad.”
March 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This whole Signalgate story in reference to ppl who during the election said “he won’t be that bad.”
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This made me laugh a little too much.
March 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This made me laugh a little too much.
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Someone should try to convince Elon that using an industrial lathe with loose sleeves is very cool and masculine and that it would really own the libs by doing a brief photo op of himself operating an industrial lathe with loose sleeves
March 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Someone should try to convince Elon that using an industrial lathe with loose sleeves is very cool and masculine and that it would really own the libs by doing a brief photo op of himself operating an industrial lathe with loose sleeves