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@itsrealkeenan.bsky.social
hang on. hang on I forget which way my socks go
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still trying to figure out how but this has gotta be another recession indicator
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
still trying to figure out how but this has gotta be another recession indicator
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New: AI chatbots can change voters' minds, according to a pair of in-depth studies published just now in Science and Nature.
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
Voters’ minds are hard to change. AI chatbots are surprisingly good at it.
New research suggests AI chatbots can shift people’s political views more effectively than campaign ads on TV.
wapo.st
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New: AI chatbots can change voters' minds, according to a pair of in-depth studies published just now in Science and Nature.
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
Trump: "And I just wanna say, drugs from over sea, that come by sea, are down 91%"
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump: "And I just wanna say, drugs from over sea, that come by sea, are down 91%"
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
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the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
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It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
justice systems following through on prosecution and conviction of former leading officials sure seems to be a thing lately
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
L’ex-président de la République sera bientôt convoqué devant un juge d’application des peines, suite au rejet de son pourvoi devant la Cour de cassation ce mercredi.
Affaire Bygmalion : pourquoi Nicolas Sarkozy ne devrait pas aller en prison malgré sa condamnation définitive
l.leparisien.fr
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
justice systems following through on prosecution and conviction of former leading officials sure seems to be a thing lately
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
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mr Gorbachev, spit on that thang
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
mr Gorbachev, spit on that thang
can a headline manage to bury its own lede
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
can a headline manage to bury its own lede
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do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
yeah you could say I'm ready for woke 2
(end of my nap)
(end of my nap)
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
yeah you could say I'm ready for woke 2
(end of my nap)
(end of my nap)
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this is one of those things I've said in my head for decades but never had the opportunity to say out loud to an actual person
Cleaning one’s own terlet keeps one honest. If you have enough dough that you got someone else scrubbing your bowl, you’re in a perilous position (spiritually)
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
this is one of those things I've said in my head for decades but never had the opportunity to say out loud to an actual person
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I really hope this takes the cake. this has got to be the acme.
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I really hope this takes the cake. this has got to be the acme.
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this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
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welp it just happened again
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
welp it just happened again
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This quote below is from Tom Murton, who was hired in the 1960s to reform Arkansas' worst prison. The governor fired him less than a year later after he started excavating unmarked graves of murdered inmates and inviting national media to write about it. Ended up running a duck farm.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This quote below is from Tom Murton, who was hired in the 1960s to reform Arkansas' worst prison. The governor fired him less than a year later after he started excavating unmarked graves of murdered inmates and inviting national media to write about it. Ended up running a duck farm.
is this how I found out "glazers" has entered the poplex with the meaning I think it has
may i remind you waymo glazers that in sf waymo killed a bodega cat, one of the only examples of a true unqualified good left on this godforsaken planet
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
is this how I found out "glazers" has entered the poplex with the meaning I think it has
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
hanging out in Seattle for a couple days. I don't always get the allure of other cities, but man I think I really do here
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hanging out in Seattle for a couple days. I don't always get the allure of other cities, but man I think I really do here
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not going to read this bc I can't but hey how much of that early-00s peak is 9/11 and how much is Iraq & Katrina do you think
U.S. elections are sending a consistent message: Americans are deeply frustrated with their government’s inability to solve problems. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4hXdx88
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
not going to read this bc I can't but hey how much of that early-00s peak is 9/11 and how much is Iraq & Katrina do you think
spoiler alert: not a joke: yeah so what they should do with the James Bond thing is basically have a capable but inexperienced rookie be thrust into the roles of both 007 the agent and James Bond the guy
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
spoiler alert: not a joke: yeah so what they should do with the James Bond thing is basically have a capable but inexperienced rookie be thrust into the roles of both 007 the agent and James Bond the guy
best to ever do it
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
best to ever do it