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@itsfloortime.bsky.social
18+ ONLY • Somerville skulldog with a soul-wrenching desk job • 27yo, ze/hir or they/he • kinda-monog + engaged
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my haters become potaters in my vegetable garden of success
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
my haters become potaters in my vegetable garden of success
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January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Should I keep kicking the hornet’s nest and also take this time to say you should keep your cats inside otherwise you’re an irresponsible pet owner? Cause it’s true.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Should I keep kicking the hornet’s nest and also take this time to say you should keep your cats inside otherwise you’re an irresponsible pet owner? Cause it’s true.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
okay but hear me out... what if I was bnuuy
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
okay but hear me out... what if I was bnuuy
happy to say I finally locked in and finished my first run of Slay The Princess
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
happy to say I finally locked in and finished my first run of Slay The Princess
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
Floor Time photoshoot.....
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Floor Time photoshoot.....
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I got a bunch of traffic to this blog post from Twitter today, and have zero idea why, so I'm sharing it here in case someone finds it helpful:
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
Why are furry conventions offering HIV testing to attendees? - Dhole Moments
Spoiler: It’s nothing scandalous or bad. Every once in a while, someone posts this photo on Twitter to attempt to dunk on furries: Midwest FurFest 2018 Over the years, I’ve seen this di…
soatok.blog
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I got a bunch of traffic to this blog post from Twitter today, and have zero idea why, so I'm sharing it here in case someone finds it helpful:
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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Thank you to all the members of the server who made it out to Anthro New England to meet up and swap stickers, and to help with a little surprise for the server owner!~
#furry #fursuiting
#furry #fursuiting
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Thank you to all the members of the server who made it out to Anthro New England to meet up and swap stickers, and to help with a little surprise for the server owner!~
#furry #fursuiting
#furry #fursuiting
the joy of having an allergist with a meaningful attachment to ethics who will refer you to a more knowledgeable colleague to treat your condition.
the horrors of having to go to Quincy for treatment from now on.
the horrors of having to go to Quincy for treatment from now on.
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the joy of having an allergist with a meaningful attachment to ethics who will refer you to a more knowledgeable colleague to treat your condition.
the horrors of having to go to Quincy for treatment from now on.
the horrors of having to go to Quincy for treatment from now on.
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The western theme is nice and all, but I'm really looking forward to ANE doing "having enough space for the amount of people in attendance" as their theme.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The western theme is nice and all, but I'm really looking forward to ANE doing "having enough space for the amount of people in attendance" as their theme.
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August 31, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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I survived the great ANE restroom toilet paper shortage
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I survived the great ANE restroom toilet paper shortage
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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#ane2026
Those of you who have attended #AnthroNewEngland probably heard that they’re looking for a new location for 2027. As a local with an inside scoop on the con, here are the TEN most likely locations for #ane2027 🧵👇
Those of you who have attended #AnthroNewEngland probably heard that they’re looking for a new location for 2027. As a local with an inside scoop on the con, here are the TEN most likely locations for #ane2027 🧵👇
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
#ane2026
Those of you who have attended #AnthroNewEngland probably heard that they’re looking for a new location for 2027. As a local with an inside scoop on the con, here are the TEN most likely locations for #ane2027 🧵👇
Those of you who have attended #AnthroNewEngland probably heard that they’re looking for a new location for 2027. As a local with an inside scoop on the con, here are the TEN most likely locations for #ane2027 🧵👇
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✨The stars are out, but your adventure is just beginning...💤
🕯️Join us in 2027 for Anthro New England: Sleepytime! 🎉
📅1/14/27 - 1/17/27
💜Featuring these Guests of Honor💙
@sonicmega.bsky.social
@snackpony.bsky.social
@prismpaws.bsky.social
🦌See you in our dreams!🌃
🕯️Join us in 2027 for Anthro New England: Sleepytime! 🎉
📅1/14/27 - 1/17/27
💜Featuring these Guests of Honor💙
@sonicmega.bsky.social
@snackpony.bsky.social
@prismpaws.bsky.social
🦌See you in our dreams!🌃
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
✨The stars are out, but your adventure is just beginning...💤
🕯️Join us in 2027 for Anthro New England: Sleepytime! 🎉
📅1/14/27 - 1/17/27
💜Featuring these Guests of Honor💙
@sonicmega.bsky.social
@snackpony.bsky.social
@prismpaws.bsky.social
🦌See you in our dreams!🌃
🕯️Join us in 2027 for Anthro New England: Sleepytime! 🎉
📅1/14/27 - 1/17/27
💜Featuring these Guests of Honor💙
@sonicmega.bsky.social
@snackpony.bsky.social
@prismpaws.bsky.social
🦌See you in our dreams!🌃
formative ANE moments
- got stuck behind the inflation suiter
- "I don't know what Supernatural is"
- being the only med admin in the healthcare furs panel
- Catboy Malistaire at the Wizard101 meet
- "they're lost in a realm of eternal pooltoyment"
- got stuck behind the inflation suiter
- "I don't know what Supernatural is"
- being the only med admin in the healthcare furs panel
- Catboy Malistaire at the Wizard101 meet
- "they're lost in a realm of eternal pooltoyment"
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
formative ANE moments
- got stuck behind the inflation suiter
- "I don't know what Supernatural is"
- being the only med admin in the healthcare furs panel
- Catboy Malistaire at the Wizard101 meet
- "they're lost in a realm of eternal pooltoyment"
- got stuck behind the inflation suiter
- "I don't know what Supernatural is"
- being the only med admin in the healthcare furs panel
- Catboy Malistaire at the Wizard101 meet
- "they're lost in a realm of eternal pooltoyment"
did not get a lot of photos at ANE but I did get a little wizzy with it
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
did not get a lot of photos at ANE but I did get a little wizzy with it
oh shit it's a human Floor
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January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
oh shit it's a human Floor
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For those who aren't yet aware, especially New England locals:
PLEASE be aware that there is an imminent ICE Surge in Boston.
There was a new and massive shipment of ICE cruisers delivered to Burlington, MA this week
Also, this: www.axios.com/local/boston...
PLEASE be aware that there is an imminent ICE Surge in Boston.
There was a new and massive shipment of ICE cruisers delivered to Burlington, MA this week
Also, this: www.axios.com/local/boston...
Boston quietly prepares for an ICE surge
Mayor Michelle Wu says the city is "planning for the unthinkable" as signals point to increased federal enforcement.
www.axios.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
For those who aren't yet aware, especially New England locals:
PLEASE be aware that there is an imminent ICE Surge in Boston.
There was a new and massive shipment of ICE cruisers delivered to Burlington, MA this week
Also, this: www.axios.com/local/boston...
PLEASE be aware that there is an imminent ICE Surge in Boston.
There was a new and massive shipment of ICE cruisers delivered to Burlington, MA this week
Also, this: www.axios.com/local/boston...
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I think the worst part of having so much interaction with such a wide variety of people online isn't necessarily the potential for really horrible people worming their way into your spaces, though that is a serious design flaw.
the worst part is when somebody doesn't realize you've blocked them.
the worst part is when somebody doesn't realize you've blocked them.
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I think the worst part of having so much interaction with such a wide variety of people online isn't necessarily the potential for really horrible people worming their way into your spaces, though that is a serious design flaw.
the worst part is when somebody doesn't realize you've blocked them.
the worst part is when somebody doesn't realize you've blocked them.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves