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Cara
@itscarajohnston.bsky.social
· May 30
hi guys — the first thing i did on this app was search how many other caras i have to defeat in order to be the supreme cara here.
when i tell you i have not had not even ONE marijuana and i’m literally cryinnggggg over this fucking wallaby that dropped her baby
oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears
oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
when i tell you i have not had not even ONE marijuana and i’m literally cryinnggggg over this fucking wallaby that dropped her baby
oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears
oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears
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Good morning to Chelsea MF Gray, boy.
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Good morning to Chelsea MF Gray, boy.
my secret buttholes mug is shipped. i cannot wait to get it. i haven’t been this hype for a mug since my good morning to inwards and inwards only mug
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
my secret buttholes mug is shipped. i cannot wait to get it. i haven’t been this hype for a mug since my good morning to inwards and inwards only mug
i miss weave so bad. i don’t want to like comb out my locs or anything but i do walk around sometimes like yall got any more of them bussdowns
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i miss weave so bad. i don’t want to like comb out my locs or anything but i do walk around sometimes like yall got any more of them bussdowns
it’s always american football and never actual football 😭
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
it’s always american football and never actual football 😭
is it a harris would’ve been the same as trump day on here?
pls tell me so i can leave 🫠
pls tell me so i can leave 🫠
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
is it a harris would’ve been the same as trump day on here?
pls tell me so i can leave 🫠
pls tell me so i can leave 🫠
i do not get embarassed by my kids for their behavior very often, but when i take my two sons out together it is always mortifying. they are 9 years apart and brawl in public like they are both either grown men or both the same age. it is ridiculous.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
i do not get embarassed by my kids for their behavior very often, but when i take my two sons out together it is always mortifying. they are 9 years apart and brawl in public like they are both either grown men or both the same age. it is ridiculous.
i am gonna be working through the night and i am so so sad about it bc im so sleepy
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
i am gonna be working through the night and i am so so sad about it bc im so sleepy
for any neurodivergent folk who had trouble with this, I used the following metrics:
6 months or more - lived
1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed
1-4 nights - visited
Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here
6 months or more - lived
1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed
1-4 nights - visited
Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
for any neurodivergent folk who had trouble with this, I used the following metrics:
6 months or more - lived
1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed
1-4 nights - visited
Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here
6 months or more - lived
1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed
1-4 nights - visited
Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here
what’s the warmest/coldest it can be for you to consider wearing open toed flats/sandals? and where are you from?
if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.
if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
what’s the warmest/coldest it can be for you to consider wearing open toed flats/sandals? and where are you from?
if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.
if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.
my 9 year old son only opens chips the caveman way and i don’t understand why
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
my 9 year old son only opens chips the caveman way and i don’t understand why
can you imagine going to a day spa and having someone’s wet arm rub against yours in the hydrotherapy pool? omg
a woman in a black shirt is sitting on a couch with the words she passed away above her head
ALT: a woman in a black shirt is sitting on a couch with the words she passed away above her head
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
can you imagine going to a day spa and having someone’s wet arm rub against yours in the hydrotherapy pool? omg
so @soalmondie.bsky.social wants to go to balian springs and i do too but i don’t like when people touch me. is it still like super packed there? i need to
go check tiktok lol
go check tiktok lol
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
so @soalmondie.bsky.social wants to go to balian springs and i do too but i don’t like when people touch me. is it still like super packed there? i need to
go check tiktok lol
go check tiktok lol
i can’t decide if im ugly or i just need my roots dyed and to get a retwist
January 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
i can’t decide if im ugly or i just need my roots dyed and to get a retwist
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You need to look in the mirror instead of point fingers. The alt-Left is horrible at building coalition, as demonstrated by its lack of accomplishments beyond dissent.
We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.
We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.
Pols, take note: Take this man's advice if you want to keep failing to build a coalition, and keep falling back into a minority.
We are heading into midterms. Keep this in mind when you’re dealing with the “earn my vote” leftist and progressive accounts.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You need to look in the mirror instead of point fingers. The alt-Left is horrible at building coalition, as demonstrated by its lack of accomplishments beyond dissent.
We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.
We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.
as a sebderm flaky in the winter scalp girly, a lot of stuff doesn’t work for me when dealing with my locs, but these hair wipes i got and so good.
i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well
i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well
January 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
as a sebderm flaky in the winter scalp girly, a lot of stuff doesn’t work for me when dealing with my locs, but these hair wipes i got and so good.
i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well
i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well
having to actually workout and eat right to lose weight just doesn’t sit right with me.
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
having to actually workout and eat right to lose weight just doesn’t sit right with me.
if there’s some sort of sciency way to keep these knees i will try anything bc seeing her have both surgeries was like oh nah
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
if there’s some sort of sciency way to keep these knees i will try anything bc seeing her have both surgeries was like oh nah
my mom got her first knee replacement at 51. Her other at 59. she was a runner in HS and college.
i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.
i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
my mom got her first knee replacement at 51. Her other at 59. she was a runner in HS and college.
i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.
i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.
i would literally volunteer as tribute
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
i would literally volunteer as tribute
Reposted by Cara
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
this feels like a Black Republican content creator origin story.
damn yall gotta watch the female company u keep too... I feel sorry my lil 1s.... #blacksky
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
this feels like a Black Republican content creator origin story.
apparently it is not ok to want to carry a favorable trait forward, but, for me i definitely thought about how my children would look before i decided to have them. and i would not want to chance having short kids at all if i was a tall man.
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
apparently it is not ok to want to carry a favorable trait forward, but, for me i definitely thought about how my children would look before i decided to have them. and i would not want to chance having short kids at all if i was a tall man.
anyways i’m re-reading a romance book about two basketball players and they are both over 6 ft and i was like this is what i would for certain do if i was 6ft or taller is only date tall people bc it makes no sense to even chance not having super tall children.
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
anyways i’m re-reading a romance book about two basketball players and they are both over 6 ft and i was like this is what i would for certain do if i was 6ft or taller is only date tall people bc it makes no sense to even chance not having super tall children.
happy to be blocked! pls never engage with me it’s literally why i post here for the void
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
happy to be blocked! pls never engage with me it’s literally why i post here for the void