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itscarajohnston.bsky.social
Cara
@itscarajohnston.bsky.social
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That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about.

I am cheating with two shows. How to Make It in America (HBO) and I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix)
A television show poster for How to Make It In America except I don’t know any of the cast members real names except Kid Cudi. I apologize. A still from the trailer of Netflix’s I Am Not Okay with this showing a white girl with short hair holding onto the straps of her backpack while walking through the hallway of a high school as people and lockers are visible in the background.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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does! enjoy this pictorial and also, RIP these glasses.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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here’s the thing
caras son evan looking disgusted in new york
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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so on the one hand, thank you…

on the other hand, me and my team have been running the socials at cbcpac since 2020, when were we dry and dusty 🫠 i mean we didn’t always have the budget but dang
samuel l jackson dressed as alice in wonderland looking at Mikki and sincerely asking when cbcpac socials were dry and dusty.
August 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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we have one in anne arundel county, too. i see it all the time on rt 3 in traffic.
some douchebag driving an iridescent cyber truck on rt 3 in/around bowie and crofton maryland.
March 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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real eyes realize real lies …and stairprimary thigh my sister i feel you.
woke ashleigh in kente with lazer eyes seeing above the big exercise equipment industry racism.
February 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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this seemingly random skeet is bc of this photo where i feel as big as a house, but am actually not even really that big but it’s hard to tell bc i have body dysmorphia at my big ass age.
cara standing next to her purse in a black top, patterned black and white skirt, black tights and bright pink tom ford pumps. i listed the brand bc they are my favs pls respect my privacy at this time.
February 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for
a photo of rapper Ice Spice with former President Obama’s face photoshopped on top of her own. Ice Spice is seated behind a microphone with a hoodie, blinged out chain, and her red, curly afro, reminiscent of little orphan Annie— but instead of her face, former President Obama looks at us, blankly. What can I use this meme for? I am unsure. But I must remain vigilant. The day will come.
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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an absolutely wild assortment 😆
a screenshot of apple music playing Be Yourself interlude from Frank Ocean’s Blond album. Frank Ocean appears on the cover of the album with his hand blocking his face, with green hair. The song is at 0:15 seconds. an image of Big Sean behind wet glass, with only his chains, a black shirt and his right hand showing. the hand is pressed against the glass. the song playing is Blessings by Big Sean f/Drake and is playing at 0:03 seconds. a bright and well focused photo of the 8 Days of Christmas album by Destiny’s Child. Kelly Rowland, Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams are dressed in all white outfits with blingy diamond jewelry. The song playing is Carol of the Bells a.k.a Opera of the Bells by Destiny’s Child, and frankly, they ate on this one, reader. The song is 0:01 seconds into its 4:34 run time, and Cara did indeed listen to the entire thing, despite it being 28 days after Christmas.
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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who is your celebrity “birthday twin” (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only. here’s mine ✨🤎🎤

four nineteen queeeeens + suge knight 💖
ashley everette in all white and a white cowboy had with a cowboy carter sash on while dancing during the beyonce bowl. ali wong, an april 19th comedy queen who’s afraid of suge knight? i’m afraid of a suge knight— except not me bc he was born on 4/19 and is wearing a yellow plaid button up shirt and being misunderstood. An Aries queen, Jayne Mansfield looking seductively at the camera wearing a white lace top and pearl drop earrings.
January 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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soon as i freeze this face with some more dysport it’s over for you ((middle aged)) hoes 😂
an older lady with tired eyes in need of dysport injections giving the elder millennial peace sign while wearing an airbrushed shirley chisholm t shirt that says “unbought and unbossed”
January 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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vine is literally the gift that never stops giving. she was really that girl. if the clock app gets shut down we need ha !

anyway merry chrysler!

((credit to Christine Sydelko. happy to tag her here if anyone knows her username. It’s CSydelko on TT))
December 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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December 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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i took more pics of Rep. Meeks, Rep. Horsford, @niccaracampbell.bsky.social and the former marriott lobbyist than any of my children.
December 18, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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our photographer @niniphoto.bsky.social is an angel on earth. she always makes me look SO GOOD 😊
cara in a red dress with green heels and a small beaded bag with a face card that is titanium.
December 16, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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i mostly think black folks with light eyes look demonic— but there’s something about aaron pierre and his whole family that’s like…

maybe murderous vampire demons aren’t so bad?
A family of ancient Black vampires in stunning black tie on the Mufasa red carpet. the photo has a shade room watermark on it, but you can ignore that. The family of vampires is beautiful. They are standing, from left to right, an elder vampire, presumably Aaron Pierre’s father, a young woman vampire, possibly Aaron pierre’s sister, a regal looking woman vampire, possible Aaron Pierre’s mother and a vampire with straight back braids and sunglasses, presumably Aaron Pierre’s brother.
December 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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pls take a look at inca’s comically large burrito:
a huge burrito with inca looking at it like “wow that’s one huge bitch”
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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me and my friends went out on thanksgiving eve and i think when i push my baby locs to the side i look like killmonger.
three Black women looking incredibly moisturized and luxurious at a lounge. cara and black panther villain eric killmonger (played by michael b jordan), side by side, sporting the same style of locs.
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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post first plate mood
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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absolutely no one in the fake united states military:
joe:
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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it is good! but it’s also a cop show so i mean, you gotta hear both sides.
The popular “Kombucha Lady” meme with a split photo of the Kombucha lady making a disgusted face next to a photo of her also making a “give it a chance” face. Above the disgusted photo is the word “cops” and above the other photo is “tv shows about cops”. This meme indicates that while ACAB, maybe NATSACAB.
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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this skeet sponsored by me reaching into my tote that i haven’t used since the bus tour looking for lipgloss and getting poked by a harris walz pin
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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his partner is the old spice guy. i haven’t finished the series but they didn’t use his bare chest as another costar nearly enough, imo
Isaiah Mustafa wearing no shirt and a white towel wrapped around his waist, standing in a bathroom where you can see a taupe shower curtain, a gray towel hanging, a shower head and a tiled wall. Isaiah is wearing a gold crown with multicolored jewels and holding a staff with similar adornments in his right hand and a bottle of an old spice product in his left hand.
November 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM