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Cara
@itscarajohnston.bsky.social
· May 30
hi guys — the first thing i did on this app was search how many other caras i have to defeat in order to be the supreme cara here.
i have on this dress in my pfp and now i NEED it in blue, too 🥰 ugh. she is so beautiful
Alright, whatever. Voodoo me on up, madam. I don’t care no more.
I’ll discuss it with the pertinent parties at a later date.
I’ll discuss it with the pertinent parties at a later date.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i have on this dress in my pfp and now i NEED it in blue, too 🥰 ugh. she is so beautiful
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
also i need more hangers to line dry in my laundry room but they are upstairs and every day i see why rich people put the laundry upstairs
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
also i need more hangers to line dry in my laundry room but they are upstairs and every day i see why rich people put the laundry upstairs
i love being Black and doing stuff Black people do so i’m not buying things for the days we not supposed to but also i just be buying things so this is very difficult bc i don’t shop for deals i shop bc it’s a day ending in y
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i love being Black and doing stuff Black people do so i’m not buying things for the days we not supposed to but also i just be buying things so this is very difficult bc i don’t shop for deals i shop bc it’s a day ending in y
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The same things they hate about us Aries, they actually love. They just don’t like when it’s directed at them.
Like, you barely see anyone focus on the positive traits of Aries. Or it’s always that Libras are liars, Virgos are deceitful, Tauruses are stubborn, etc.
Okay baby, but is there anything positive in the room with us???
Okay baby, but is there anything positive in the room with us???
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The same things they hate about us Aries, they actually love. They just don’t like when it’s directed at them.
my son is making me watch free birds even though it’s clearly time for christmas movies and the time for thanksgiving movies has long passed. pls send help and snacks.
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
my son is making me watch free birds even though it’s clearly time for christmas movies and the time for thanksgiving movies has long passed. pls send help and snacks.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
a lot of people in my Black Girls Love Smut group recommended I read Plié and i cannot lie i have hate read this whole book.
way too many emotions. way too little smut. too much awww you guyssss not enough bow chicka wow wow
way too many emotions. way too little smut. too much awww you guyssss not enough bow chicka wow wow
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a lot of people in my Black Girls Love Smut group recommended I read Plié and i cannot lie i have hate read this whole book.
way too many emotions. way too little smut. too much awww you guyssss not enough bow chicka wow wow
way too many emotions. way too little smut. too much awww you guyssss not enough bow chicka wow wow
i ordered cold stone for myself but no one else in my family so i have to sneak downstairs to get it and eat it silently like the evil villain i am
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i ordered cold stone for myself but no one else in my family so i have to sneak downstairs to get it and eat it silently like the evil villain i am
do yall follow the “you’re not heavy your man is just weak” guy on instagram? bc
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
do yall follow the “you’re not heavy your man is just weak” guy on instagram? bc
i can’t lie i am back on bsky bc i deleted threads off my phone bc its a hellscape like twitter used to be before its demise.
it went bad so fast. i am finally listening to @itsraebell.bsky.social and just using this as my void to scream into.
it went bad so fast. i am finally listening to @itsraebell.bsky.social and just using this as my void to scream into.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i can’t lie i am back on bsky bc i deleted threads off my phone bc its a hellscape like twitter used to be before its demise.
it went bad so fast. i am finally listening to @itsraebell.bsky.social and just using this as my void to scream into.
it went bad so fast. i am finally listening to @itsraebell.bsky.social and just using this as my void to scream into.
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
I am cheating with two shows. How to Make It in America (HBO) and I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix)
I am cheating with two shows. How to Make It in America (HBO) and I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix)
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
I am cheating with two shows. How to Make It in America (HBO) and I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix)
I am cheating with two shows. How to Make It in America (HBO) and I Am Not Okay With This (Netflix)
my cleaning ladies are here and it’s time for my bi weekly deep search for wherever they put my bonnet
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my cleaning ladies are here and it’s time for my bi weekly deep search for wherever they put my bonnet
it looks like instead of famine or plague or weather, the robots will get us before anything else.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it looks like instead of famine or plague or weather, the robots will get us before anything else.
actually since i am here, and nobody follows me here i need to get this off my chest:
a few weeks ago my kids school did a skate night. at skate night, a dad, who is Black & friendly af & works for the federal gov’t is chatting with me and my husband & is like “i had no idea it would be this bad”
a few weeks ago my kids school did a skate night. at skate night, a dad, who is Black & friendly af & works for the federal gov’t is chatting with me and my husband & is like “i had no idea it would be this bad”
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
actually since i am here, and nobody follows me here i need to get this off my chest:
a few weeks ago my kids school did a skate night. at skate night, a dad, who is Black & friendly af & works for the federal gov’t is chatting with me and my husband & is like “i had no idea it would be this bad”
a few weeks ago my kids school did a skate night. at skate night, a dad, who is Black & friendly af & works for the federal gov’t is chatting with me and my husband & is like “i had no idea it would be this bad”
i was like no thanks i will pass and the court was like hey bestie that isn’t how this works
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i was like no thanks i will pass and the court was like hey bestie that isn’t how this works
since this is for real a void, today i have to testify in a criminal trial and it is absolutely terrifying.
also did you know that if you are a witness to a crime or a witness in a criminal case, and the court calls you, you don’t have the option to say no? i found this out 😂
also did you know that if you are a witness to a crime or a witness in a criminal case, and the court calls you, you don’t have the option to say no? i found this out 😂
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
since this is for real a void, today i have to testify in a criminal trial and it is absolutely terrifying.
also did you know that if you are a witness to a crime or a witness in a criminal case, and the court calls you, you don’t have the option to say no? i found this out 😂
also did you know that if you are a witness to a crime or a witness in a criminal case, and the court calls you, you don’t have the option to say no? i found this out 😂
i got banned from threads so i’m here bc i am addicted to microblogging. what are yall doing?
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i got banned from threads so i’m here bc i am addicted to microblogging. what are yall doing?
i’m reading a book and i’m so mad at the main character and i feel crazy like tyra banks on top model when she was yelling at tiffany except it’s nobody there bc it’s a book
August 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i’m reading a book and i’m so mad at the main character and i feel crazy like tyra banks on top model when she was yelling at tiffany except it’s nobody there bc it’s a book
i just told @soalmondie.bsky.social she was the wind beneath my wings so now i can also say fuck inca bc she ruined top gun maverick for me and i’m hate watching this shit. why don’t i stop watching? idk. anyway, im watching, with no military experience mad af bc
a woman is sitting on a couch and making a funny face with her mouth open .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and making a funny face with her mouth open .
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i just told @soalmondie.bsky.social she was the wind beneath my wings so now i can also say fuck inca bc she ruined top gun maverick for me and i’m hate watching this shit. why don’t i stop watching? idk. anyway, im watching, with no military experience mad af bc
this is funny bc i don’t use my kids bathroom at all, and the other day i went in there to pee and damn near slid to the whole floor. NONE OF THEM had told me it was this bad 😂 they are so old wth
Fellas go in her bathroom and tighten her toilet seat for her… She damn near sliding off of it right now.
two women are riding a roller coaster at a carnival and laughing .
ALT: two women are riding a roller coaster at a carnival and laughing .
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
this is funny bc i don’t use my kids bathroom at all, and the other day i went in there to pee and damn near slid to the whole floor. NONE OF THEM had told me it was this bad 😂 they are so old wth
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i am "i am so old that I remember Furbys, hence I understand the Labubu fad" years old
August 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i am "i am so old that I remember Furbys, hence I understand the Labubu fad" years old
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An Amazing Evening with Orcas. Read the full story here: buff.ly/34kk2O4
Photo by Marcie
This is an encounter from 2020.
#WhaleTales #orca
Photo by Marcie
This is an encounter from 2020.
#WhaleTales #orca
August 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
An Amazing Evening with Orcas. Read the full story here: buff.ly/34kk2O4
Photo by Marcie
This is an encounter from 2020.
#WhaleTales #orca
Photo by Marcie
This is an encounter from 2020.
#WhaleTales #orca
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I want some cake.
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I want some cake.
i do not like to self advertise but the biggest takeaway from this digital conference i’m attending is that not advertising myself is a huge mistake bc im doing really well. like way better than people who they have on panels to talk about the things that people do.
August 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i do not like to self advertise but the biggest takeaway from this digital conference i’m attending is that not advertising myself is a huge mistake bc im doing really well. like way better than people who they have on panels to talk about the things that people do.