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Gold medal for the intermission panel in being nauseating
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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I don't have a pithy joke for this, this was just my favourite part of grand slam
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
itlooksreal.bsky.social
I've decided to have less opinions. Takes too much time
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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wrestlingbrain.bsky.social
Merch Match is starting now! Come find the worst shirt in pro wrestling with us:

Twitch.tv/wrestlingbrain
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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bot.cowtools.org
A few days following the King Kong “incident,” New Yorkers return to business as usual.
A few days following the King Kong “incident,” New Yorkers return to business as usual.
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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these idiots in China don't even know the Stanley Cup hasn't visited Canada in over 30 years!
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 8d
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
Trump: As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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non zero chance the Patriots try to bring Brady back next year
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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we did it Sam
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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going to go live in the woods after this game
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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I don't think Malcolm Butler can save you this time
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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That's the Drake Maye I was hoping to see
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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wait is that how Mr Beast talks all the time????
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
itlooksreal.bsky.social
That Xfinity commercial retroactively ruined Jurassic Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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even Trump decided not to watch the Coachella for divorced guy halftime show
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER! It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World. This “Show” is just a “slap in the face” to our Country, which is setting new standards and records every single day — including the Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History! There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a Halftime Show and watch, it will get great reviews from the Fake News Media, because they haven’t got a clue of what is going on in the REAL WORLD — And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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I am feeling so indoctrinated right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I should visit Puerto Rico
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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pattymo.com
Did something happen to Kevin Hart
pattymo.com Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 9d
Okay been too long without a gambling ad
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Personally I wouldn't need all this help to flip a coin
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Jon Bon Jovi bringing the Patriots onto the field
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Billie Joe Green Day got them veneers
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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this point after touchdown sponsored by PATcoin. “the crypto that didnt exist 15 minutes ago”
February 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
itlooksreal.bsky.social
That's my fucking dog right there Szobo
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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wackylesbianhour.com
PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting on the couch together. Brianne: Now that Betty Boop is in the public domain, does that mean we can go on crazy adventures with Betty Boop? PANEL 2 Olaf from Disney's Frozen walks into frame towards Leslie and Brianne. Olaf: Not exactly... PANEL 3 Olaf: While the original 1930 iteration of Betty Boop is public domain, her more recognizable human form is still trademarked. PANEL 4 Leslie: Wow, thanks for clearing that up, Olaf from Disney's Frozen.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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dsportsandbrems.bsky.social
handler smooching his Old English sheepdog shortly after the dog was named winner of the herding group front-on angle of an Old English sheepdog named Graham on the show floor shortly after being named winner of the herding group, his face taking up nearly half the frame graphic - herding group results 1. Old English sheepdog named Graham 2. miniature American shepherd named Sawyer 3. German shepherd dog named Juice 4. Bouvier des Flandres named Farrah backing image is Old English sheepdog named Graham on a platform with handler alongside and other people flanking during a photo-op
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM