itcantbe🔞
@itcantbe.bsky.social
fic writer and sometimes artist. I like all sorts of things, many problematic. no minors, no antis. check pinned post for links.
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Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
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happy halloween chicagoland, WE MADE IT!!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
happy halloween chicagoland, WE MADE IT!!!
Hell yes
the nerdiest and least-significant thing i will ever correct people on is the difference between edt/est, cdt/cst, etc. they’re different time zones!!
you use “-dt” for daylight savings time when referencing your time zone in the summer and “-st” for standard time in the winter
you use “-dt” for daylight savings time when referencing your time zone in the summer and “-st” for standard time in the winter
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hell yes
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
Today’s thrift store find
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Today’s thrift store find
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“Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by god 🙋♀️
September 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by god 🙋♀️
Oh I see I get to use this again
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh I see I get to use this again
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the nature of online leftism is that people are like “i would DIE for regular working class people” and you’re like “would you talk to them? would you meet them where they are and explain your views in an accessible way so you can work together?” and they’re like absolutely fucking not. idiot
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the nature of online leftism is that people are like “i would DIE for regular working class people” and you’re like “would you talk to them? would you meet them where they are and explain your views in an accessible way so you can work together?” and they’re like absolutely fucking not. idiot
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Vampire: (doing the prayer over blood) boreh p'ri ha coffin.
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Vampire: (doing the prayer over blood) boreh p'ri ha coffin.
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giving the boss's son a hand
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
giving the boss's son a hand
I love og kyosato ofc but consider middle aged civil servant Satomi and jr high school delinquent Kyouji
(and yes the dynamic is the same)
(and yes the dynamic is the same)
September 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love og kyosato ofc but consider middle aged civil servant Satomi and jr high school delinquent Kyouji
(and yes the dynamic is the same)
(and yes the dynamic is the same)
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September 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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No more last round sex as an afterthought! No more last round sex as an implication after a time skip! I need more last round sex as the MAIN COURSE BABEY
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No more last round sex as an afterthought! No more last round sex as an implication after a time skip! I need more last round sex as the MAIN COURSE BABEY
We finally finished season one of Interview With The Vampire.
As an adaptation of the novel *Interview With The Vampire*: D
As toxic yaoi in its own right: A++++
As an adaptation of the novel *Interview With The Vampire*: D
As toxic yaoi in its own right: A++++
September 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We finally finished season one of Interview With The Vampire.
As an adaptation of the novel *Interview With The Vampire*: D
As toxic yaoi in its own right: A++++
As an adaptation of the novel *Interview With The Vampire*: D
As toxic yaoi in its own right: A++++
“his hair is longer so he’s probably already king” YOU DON’T SAY?
Tsuta how can you tease us like this
Tsuta how can you tease us like this
September 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“his hair is longer so he’s probably already king” YOU DON’T SAY?
Tsuta how can you tease us like this
Tsuta how can you tease us like this
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自キャラらくがきしました
髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)
髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
自キャラらくがきしました
髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)
髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)
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Pervert to pervert communication is the most beautiful sacred thing in this world ...
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Pervert to pervert communication is the most beautiful sacred thing in this world ...
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Need to buy a new book case, there’s no room left on the BL shelf.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Need to buy a new book case, there’s no room left on the BL shelf.
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