Matt
@irregularmatt.bsky.social
politically left, culturally goth, aesthetically normie
the inspiration behind thousands of responses to the “I was today years old when I learned” prompt on dating apps
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the inspiration behind thousands of responses to the “I was today years old when I learned” prompt on dating apps
reconnected my mom’s tv to wifi and showed her express cook on her new microwave, they’re already calling me the best son of holiday season 2025
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
reconnected my mom’s tv to wifi and showed her express cook on her new microwave, they’re already calling me the best son of holiday season 2025
American Christianity is just picking words out of a very small hat and throwing them around
“he’s sovereign but he’s just” yep makes sense lady whatever you say
“he’s sovereign but he’s just” yep makes sense lady whatever you say
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
American Christianity is just picking words out of a very small hat and throwing them around
“he’s sovereign but he’s just” yep makes sense lady whatever you say
“he’s sovereign but he’s just” yep makes sense lady whatever you say
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I bought the juice nerds and now I can’t stop eating the juice nerds
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I bought the juice nerds and now I can’t stop eating the juice nerds
Jabberwocky-ass infographic
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Jabberwocky-ass infographic
sure 90% of replies on here are people misunderstanding jokes or telling little non sequitur stories about themselves, but at least the app forces us to read every single one
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
sure 90% of replies on here are people misunderstanding jokes or telling little non sequitur stories about themselves, but at least the app forces us to read every single one
as a person of political, financial and academic importance, I pledge to all my admirers that I am not in the Epstein files
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
as a person of political, financial and academic importance, I pledge to all my admirers that I am not in the Epstein files
Nuovo Testamento tonight, Pixel Grip on Friday, maybe Rare DM next week, then I might have to officially declare myself too old to party
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Nuovo Testamento tonight, Pixel Grip on Friday, maybe Rare DM next week, then I might have to officially declare myself too old to party
more like Predator Extremely Good Lands
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
more like Predator Extremely Good Lands
have you ever heard of 9/11?
I have
have you?
I have
have you?
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
have you ever heard of 9/11?
I have
have you?
I have
have you?
Zohran has to win tonight because I told my mom he was going to
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Zohran has to win tonight because I told my mom he was going to
zohran: good morning rama my aloof wife
rama: hello mamdani
rama: hello mamdani
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
zohran: good morning rama my aloof wife
rama: hello mamdani
rama: hello mamdani
maybe the Dems should just stop running troops for office I dunno
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
maybe the Dems should just stop running troops for office I dunno
Bubble party is coveted as fuck
At the Saint Louis Zoo, one-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party!! 🫧🥳🫧 #WildlifeWednesday
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bubble party is coveted as fuck
they pepper sprayed Jesse Custer
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
they pepper sprayed Jesse Custer
spooky season baby we love it
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
spooky season baby we love it
I’M ON A ALBUM COVER
Did you miss Klack's set at COLD WAVES? Well hear it now! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STAYING UP (LIVE) is out NOW and all profits until Monday go to the DARKEST BEFORE DAWN charity! BC Friday is tomorrow as well! Spread the word and PWYW!
klack.bandcamp.com/album/in-cas...
klack.bandcamp.com/album/in-cas...
In Case You Didn't Feel Like Staying Up (Live), by klack
10 track album
klack.bandcamp.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’M ON A ALBUM COVER
white maize is so iconic
And the ‘Best names off of the internet today’ award goes to…
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
white maize is so iconic
you can track my relative enjoyment of each night of Cold Waves by my step count (considering Sunday includes the late-night Klack set on Saturday)
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you can track my relative enjoyment of each night of Cold Waves by my step count (considering Sunday includes the late-night Klack set on Saturday)
will clipping. play “Tipsy” at the industrial festival? tonight we find out
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
will clipping. play “Tipsy” at the industrial festival? tonight we find out
Cold Waves night 3/5 and I’m already so tired you guys
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cold Waves night 3/5 and I’m already so tired you guys
was talking about a band I love with the woman who cuts my hair, doing a piss poor job of describing them because I’m bad at talking about music, and she said “sort of like Jelly Roll?” and I grabbed her scissors and shoved them straight into my windpipe
August 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
was talking about a band I love with the woman who cuts my hair, doing a piss poor job of describing them because I’m bad at talking about music, and she said “sort of like Jelly Roll?” and I grabbed her scissors and shoved them straight into my windpipe
nothing says “I love this city and want to serve its people” like threatening to leave it for a top contender for the most backward state in the union
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
nothing says “I love this city and want to serve its people” like threatening to leave it for a top contender for the most backward state in the union