iota
@iotapup.bsky.social
Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him
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Every time I teach a new person St. Louis bagel slicing, it brings me far more joy than it should. Every time:
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Every time I teach a new person St. Louis bagel slicing, it brings me far more joy than it should. Every time:
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
Me: “They slice them differently.”
Them: “How? How can you slice a bagel differently?”
Me: *shows them a photo*
Them: “What the fuck is this?!?”
Why am I still on Scruff? It’s a garbage app by a garbage company…
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why am I still on Scruff? It’s a garbage app by a garbage company…
Walgreens: Due to private equity ruining our company, we now take 5 business days to refill your prescriptions from a central location and give you giant plastic bags.
Walgreens: "Your prescription is ready."
Walgreen 3 hours later: "YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP YOUR PRESCRIPTION DO YOU STILL WANT IT?!?"
Walgreens: "Your prescription is ready."
Walgreen 3 hours later: "YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP YOUR PRESCRIPTION DO YOU STILL WANT IT?!?"
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Walgreens: Due to private equity ruining our company, we now take 5 business days to refill your prescriptions from a central location and give you giant plastic bags.
Walgreens: "Your prescription is ready."
Walgreen 3 hours later: "YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP YOUR PRESCRIPTION DO YOU STILL WANT IT?!?"
Walgreens: "Your prescription is ready."
Walgreen 3 hours later: "YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP YOUR PRESCRIPTION DO YOU STILL WANT IT?!?"
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Gay people having a music video night
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Gay people having a music video night
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Change of plans everyone let’s all go get coconut drinks on the beach and listen to the ocean instead of whatever this is
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Change of plans everyone let’s all go get coconut drinks on the beach and listen to the ocean instead of whatever this is
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Such a fucking embarrassment to the BU community. Fuck that guy.
Zac Segal, Boston U runner and Young Republican alerted ICE to a car wash in Allston MA which had immigrants working - he said they were taking US jobs. ICE raided the car wash. All detained had legal status according to their lawyer.
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Student Republican who called ICE on car wash faces backlash
An attorney for those detained said, "Is he taking a college seat away from an American since he's from London?"
share.google
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Such a fucking embarrassment to the BU community. Fuck that guy.
This week’s episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social was absolute perfect chaos 😂 @samreich.bsky.social stood no chance. I’m dying😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This week’s episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social was absolute perfect chaos 😂 @samreich.bsky.social stood no chance. I’m dying😂😂
I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I had to wear a FULL suit today 🥺
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Centrists" have commitment issues
Episode 3 of Pluribus confirmed that the plane she’s using is an Airbus A330. And I love that 1) I guessed it. And 2) that someone FINALLY ensured that interior and exterior shots were an A330.
There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.
There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Episode 3 of Pluribus confirmed that the plane she’s using is an Airbus A330. And I love that 1) I guessed it. And 2) that someone FINALLY ensured that interior and exterior shots were an A330.
There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.
There’s nothing worse than a 2 engine takeoff sequence and a 4 engine landing sequence.
This will hurt you more than me. I can sleep right through the apnea. You definitely can't.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This will hurt you more than me. I can sleep right through the apnea. You definitely can't.
Sam Kirk spin off series when?
a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a table and says are you serious
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a table and says are you serious
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sam Kirk spin off series when?
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the og goon cave.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the og goon cave.
Just got flirted with by the handsome cashier at a Trader Joe’s in the suburbs! 💁♀️
Still got it!
Still got it!
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just got flirted with by the handsome cashier at a Trader Joe’s in the suburbs! 💁♀️
Still got it!
Still got it!
Ugh but my doctor is a twink. 😩
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ugh but my doctor is a twink. 😩
If you start your email with, "I found your profile on LinkedIn" I know that they probably actually haven't OR they definitely didn't look at my profile that hasn't been updated since 2012....
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you start your email with, "I found your profile on LinkedIn" I know that they probably actually haven't OR they definitely didn't look at my profile that hasn't been updated since 2012....
What's the Miracle Mile?
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What's the Miracle Mile?
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Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
I thought about writing an email to my senator, Dick Durbin, since his voicemail is full. Especially given that Speaker Johnson has emphatically said that there's probably not going to be a vote on ACA subsidies. But so far, all I can come up with is "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?"
God the dems are 🗑️
God the dems are 🗑️
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I thought about writing an email to my senator, Dick Durbin, since his voicemail is full. Especially given that Speaker Johnson has emphatically said that there's probably not going to be a vote on ACA subsidies. But so far, all I can come up with is "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?"
God the dems are 🗑️
God the dems are 🗑️
I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m not English. I shouldn’t have to deal with this.
Had an incredible massage today.
Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.
Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Had an incredible massage today.
Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.
Objectively it’s kind of fascinating that we pay people a lot of money to rub us for an hour.
But IM the one who wants to be controlled 🥺
Men with thick thighs think they can control me, first of all, you can. 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
But IM the one who wants to be controlled 🥺
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I wish "the mayor-elect has opened a portal" had more sci-fi/fantasy implications
We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I wish "the mayor-elect has opened a portal" had more sci-fi/fantasy implications