iota
@iotapup.bsky.social
Kinky chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, sometimes NSFW (be forewarned!), and a few photos. #avgeek | he/him
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You can’t toast them in a toaster bc they’re too short and get stuck
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You can’t toast them in a toaster bc they’re too short and get stuck
Please do. And let me know how the kids react.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Please do. And let me know how the kids react.
“You still have unread moments.” I DONT FUCKING CARE
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“You still have unread moments.” I DONT FUCKING CARE
That’s true. But that says so little. Lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That’s true. But that says so little. Lol
I always wish I had time for dick in airports. But it’s hard to squeeze that in while trying to drink my body weight in white wine before a flight.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I always wish I had time for dick in airports. But it’s hard to squeeze that in while trying to drink my body weight in white wine before a flight.
How long can I display it for?
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How long can I display it for?
Yes. They fucked up royally. For many reasons but mainly because the indictment has to be voted on by the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yes. They fucked up royally. For many reasons but mainly because the indictment has to be voted on by the grand jury.
Doms only ever have as much power as a sub allows. Subs are the ones who are really in control!
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Doms only ever have as much power as a sub allows. Subs are the ones who are really in control!
If I can designate "female" along with "straight" that's fine. But in no world do I want a straight male as a therapist.
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If I can designate "female" along with "straight" that's fine. But in no world do I want a straight male as a therapist.
The extremely stupid ones require a TOR browser.
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The extremely stupid ones require a TOR browser.
Sam lost control within the first minute 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sam lost control within the first minute 🤣