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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul theonion.com/rift-wi...
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul theonion.com/rift-wi...
call me julian casablancas the way these strokes got her asking is this it
May 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
call me julian casablancas the way these strokes got her asking is this it
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trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️⚧️
happy trans visibility day 🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️⚧️
happy trans visibility day 🏳️⚧️
i showed u my war plans pls respond
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i showed u my war plans pls respond
terminally online (taylor’s version)
there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse
March 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
terminally online (taylor’s version)
forcing your name on the founders list of a company you bought, releasing the worst vehicle on the market, and tanking your stock price to own the libs
March 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
forcing your name on the founders list of a company you bought, releasing the worst vehicle on the market, and tanking your stock price to own the libs
free speech crowd awfully silent rn
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
free speech crowd awfully silent rn
I'd like to introduce everybody to the new Leader of the Free World
March 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'd like to introduce everybody to the new Leader of the Free World
Incredible.
The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States
The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States
Trump blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelenskyy a “dictator” isn’t a serious take—it’s just his usual projection.
Russia invaded Ukraine.
• If Russia stopped fighting, the war would end.
• If Ukraine stopped fighting back, Ukraine would end.
Russia invaded Ukraine.
• If Russia stopped fighting, the war would end.
• If Ukraine stopped fighting back, Ukraine would end.
February 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Incredible.
The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States
The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States
causing a mid air collision with 67 casualties to own the libs
During his press conference about the American Airlines plane and helicopter crash, Donald Trump has the audacity to say he "put safety first" when he put a hiring freeze on air traffic controllers and illegally got rid of the congressional committee for aviation safety.
This man is vile.
This man is vile.
January 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
causing a mid air collision with 67 casualties to own the libs
Man I miss true crime Twitter.
some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes
some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Man I miss true crime Twitter.
some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes
some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes
chinese new year, chinese new me
January 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
chinese new year, chinese new me
i am announcing a 95% tariff on all indie bands with names like “girl time” that are made up of all dudes
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i am announcing a 95% tariff on all indie bands with names like “girl time” that are made up of all dudes
we lost our way as a society when we stopped writing songs about the boys being back in town
January 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
we lost our way as a society when we stopped writing songs about the boys being back in town
mom says it’s my turn with the dopamine receptors
December 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
mom says it’s my turn with the dopamine receptors
BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down upon entering North Korean airspace.
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down upon entering North Korean airspace.
who is will stancil
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
who is will stancil
dumbass is NOT a certified electrician
December 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
dumbass is NOT a certified electrician
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Me in the U.S.: *smiles*
Me in Europe: *skilometers*
Me in Europe: *skilometers*
December 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Me in the U.S.: *smiles*
Me in Europe: *skilometers*
Me in Europe: *skilometers*