Innocent Loverboy
@innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully.
Pronouns: He / Him
Pronouns: He / Him
All right, it's #VirtualBoy day. Got both peripherals ready. I've already managed to break one of them and have no idea how to adjust either to fit the original Switch.
Great start, ILB. Well done. 😕
Great start, ILB. Well done. 😕
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
All right, it's #VirtualBoy day. Got both peripherals ready. I've already managed to break one of them and have no idea how to adjust either to fit the original Switch.
Great start, ILB. Well done. 😕
Great start, ILB. Well done. 😕
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Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
Turns out my wife has lived for 35 years and never yet seen Airplane!, so I've just remedied that.
February 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Turns out my wife has lived for 35 years and never yet seen Airplane!, so I've just remedied that.
Can anyone else in London see that the sky and environment outside are yellow? or is it just me?
February 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Can anyone else in London see that the sky and environment outside are yellow? or is it just me?
The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.
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#softpornsunday
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#softpornsunday
Soft Porn Sunday: Danielle Petty & Ron Jeremy - Innocent Loverboy
Ron Jeremy playing Ron Jeremy in a softcore production? I feel faint! Quick, fetch ILB something sugary and a calming drink!
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February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.
innocentlb.com/2026/02/15/s...
#softpornsunday
innocentlb.com/2026/02/15/s...
#softpornsunday
I don't want to sound crude or anything, but most women cringe a little when they put their hands on it.
(Black Tie Nights: The Legend)
#spq
(Black Tie Nights: The Legend)
#spq
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I don't want to sound crude or anything, but most women cringe a little when they put their hands on it.
(Black Tie Nights: The Legend)
#spq
(Black Tie Nights: The Legend)
#spq
LOOK! IT'S SO PRETTY!!! #VirtualBoy
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
LOOK! IT'S SO PRETTY!!! #VirtualBoy
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I have always hated this tweet so much. You can't shoot a ghost. That's not how ghosts work. Here or on the moon. What are you talking about.
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I have always hated this tweet so much. You can't shoot a ghost. That's not how ghosts work. Here or on the moon. What are you talking about.
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happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
Another of my "can't think of a title, let's write all the content first" posts, but in reverse.
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Ask ILB: How do you write a sex blog when you're not really feeling sexy? - Innocent Loverboy
How exactly does one write a sexy blog when one is feeling anything but sexy? ILB doesn't know, and never will. Why not ask him?
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February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Another of my "can't think of a title, let's write all the content first" posts, but in reverse.
innocentlb.com/2026/02/11/n...
innocentlb.com/2026/02/11/n...
Naff off, Yoast. I like the passive voice and I'm going to be using it. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Naff off, Yoast. I like the passive voice and I'm going to be using it. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
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Over on Twatter…
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Over on Twatter…
There's no way that's what Beyoncé looked like.
For the last Smash Hits of the 90s, they asked the then-current crop of popstars what they'd like to do in 2000. Most should've said "not get dropped by the label so I have to give tug jobs in the park for a fiver". No such worries for "Beyonci" though... 😬
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
There's no way that's what Beyoncé looked like.
I have been saying this for YEARS
If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I have been saying this for YEARS
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
I really miss those repositories of free DOS games or Windows shareware. You know the type. You'd get a little CD-ROM and it'd have a fair few to try out, or there'd be a website which hosted a load and they'd all be free. You don't find those anywhere now.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I really miss those repositories of free DOS games or Windows shareware. You know the type. You'd get a little CD-ROM and it'd have a fair few to try out, or there'd be a website which hosted a load and they'd all be free. You don't find those anywhere now.
Storm Chandra? Are we absolutely sure that it's not "Storm Pamela from Emmanuelle"?
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Storm Chandra? Are we absolutely sure that it's not "Storm Pamela from Emmanuelle"?
The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...
Winning.
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Winning.
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I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away
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So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
