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“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
If a biography of KA Applegate is ever released, I fully expect it to be titled "Are You Okay, Bitch?"
Possible alternatives: "What Happened Here?" "Who Hurt You?" or simply "The Horrors"
Possible alternatives: "What Happened Here?" "Who Hurt You?" or simply "The Horrors"
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If a biography of KA Applegate is ever released, I fully expect it to be titled "Are You Okay, Bitch?"
Possible alternatives: "What Happened Here?" "Who Hurt You?" or simply "The Horrors"
Possible alternatives: "What Happened Here?" "Who Hurt You?" or simply "The Horrors"
Unfortunately for everyone involved, my mama raised both a fool and a bitch
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Unfortunately for everyone involved, my mama raised both a fool and a bitch
Crying about Florence's new album in the middle of the night. As one does.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Crying about Florence's new album in the middle of the night. As one does.
In retrospect, the autism diagnosis probably should have come a lot sooner than it did.
During my first-ever sex ed class, 10-year-old me had only one question after the mechanics of reproduction were explained:
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In retrospect, the autism diagnosis probably should have come a lot sooner than it did.
During my first-ever sex ed class, 10-year-old me had only one question after the mechanics of reproduction were explained:
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
During my first-ever sex ed class, 10-year-old me had only one question after the mechanics of reproduction were explained:
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
"Isn't that unsanitary???"
Toddler at dance studio: gaga!
Dad: yeah, that *is* Lady Gaga!
Dad: yeah, that *is* Lady Gaga!
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Toddler at dance studio: gaga!
Dad: yeah, that *is* Lady Gaga!
Dad: yeah, that *is* Lady Gaga!
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Dear Toni Storm, please elbow drop me into oblivion
August 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dear Toni Storm, please elbow drop me into oblivion
Absolutely obsessed with this acrostic poem kiddo wrote about me. I'm masterful and marvelous... but also only just okay 🤣❤️
August 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Absolutely obsessed with this acrostic poem kiddo wrote about me. I'm masterful and marvelous... but also only just okay 🤣❤️
I think it's adorably optimistic of the goat cheese to list its expiration date as November as though I'm not gonna eat this whole thing in one sitting
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think it's adorably optimistic of the goat cheese to list its expiration date as November as though I'm not gonna eat this whole thing in one sitting
When I was a kid, my mom's boyfriend took her to a Star Trek convention to see William Shatner speak. This was back when cell phones were huge & very unusual to see. But right in the middle of Shatner's talk, some guy in the front row got a call. He looked mortified... & Shatner asked for the phone.
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When I was a kid, my mom's boyfriend took her to a Star Trek convention to see William Shatner speak. This was back when cell phones were huge & very unusual to see. But right in the middle of Shatner's talk, some guy in the front row got a call. He looked mortified... & Shatner asked for the phone.
Sitting in the café at B&N and there is a very pretty girl trying to explain the symbolism of The Great Gatsby to a young man who has the face of Cristiano Ronaldo and the brainpower of his football
July 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sitting in the café at B&N and there is a very pretty girl trying to explain the symbolism of The Great Gatsby to a young man who has the face of Cristiano Ronaldo and the brainpower of his football
I just feel like it's a little misleading to call it an apiary. It is not full of apes. It is full of bees.
May 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just feel like it's a little misleading to call it an apiary. It is not full of apes. It is full of bees.
The truth will set you free.
But first it WILL piss you off.
But first it WILL piss you off.
May 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The truth will set you free.
But first it WILL piss you off.
But first it WILL piss you off.
The more time that passes, the more I agree with Khal Drogo's stance on men who wish to be kings.
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The more time that passes, the more I agree with Khal Drogo's stance on men who wish to be kings.
Everything is so much all the gotdang time
February 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Everything is so much all the gotdang time
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gonna start referring to my manic episodes as “getting the zoomies” and my depressive episodes as “getting the doomies”
June 11, 2023 at 5:58 PM
gonna start referring to my manic episodes as “getting the zoomies” and my depressive episodes as “getting the doomies”
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If I was on the run I’d eat at Waffle House. No one makes eye contact there. You could stab another customer and no one would care. The cook’s on parole. The waiter didn’t see anything. The manager’s been missing for hours.
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 AM
If I was on the run I’d eat at Waffle House. No one makes eye contact there. You could stab another customer and no one would care. The cook’s on parole. The waiter didn’t see anything. The manager’s been missing for hours.
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In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:
November 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:
Just finished reading Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson & I need to scream about it.
Vibes: High Fantasy Bridgerton meets the Handmaids Tale meets Six of Crows.
If you need to read about the downtrodden fighting back against an oppressive and senseless evil, this is the one.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Vibes: High Fantasy Bridgerton meets the Handmaids Tale meets Six of Crows.
If you need to read about the downtrodden fighting back against an oppressive and senseless evil, this is the one.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Just finished reading Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson & I need to scream about it.
Vibes: High Fantasy Bridgerton meets the Handmaids Tale meets Six of Crows.
If you need to read about the downtrodden fighting back against an oppressive and senseless evil, this is the one.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Vibes: High Fantasy Bridgerton meets the Handmaids Tale meets Six of Crows.
If you need to read about the downtrodden fighting back against an oppressive and senseless evil, this is the one.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I hope today is better than you thought it could be
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
I hope today is better than you thought it could be