Nothing but respect for my president, but you don't write Animorphs or The One and Only Ivan if you had a peaceful suburban childhood.

Today I had the absolute privilege to see Shatner speak at a con.

After about 5 minutes on stage, his cell phone rang.

I cannot explain to anyone in this auditorium why that made me laugh so much.

Shatner answered the phone, told the caller their friend was busy, & hung up.

"The green light symbolizes the old money generational wealth that he will never have"
"...but he's already rich?"
Sweet girl you deserve so much better than this

😘