Dave Johnson
@indoorsdave.bsky.social
I'm a designer, movie fanatic, music aficionado and indoors enthusiast.
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After they came up with the collective noun “a murder of crows“ they should’ve just stopped coming up with collective nouns, because no collective noun will ever be cooler.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
After they came up with the collective noun “a murder of crows“ they should’ve just stopped coming up with collective nouns, because no collective noun will ever be cooler.
A ★★★★★ diary entry for Anniversary (2025)
boxd.it
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A ★★ diary entry for The Smashing Machine (2025)
boxd.it
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Just one day after Election Day and I'm already getting next-cycle spam from Democrats again. My name is not "Michael", for what it's worth, and I've had the same phone number for like 30 years. Infuriating.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just one day after Election Day and I'm already getting next-cycle spam from Democrats again. My name is not "Michael", for what it's worth, and I've had the same phone number for like 30 years. Infuriating.
Finally, someone understands the obstacles I face in day-to-day life
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finally, someone understands the obstacles I face in day-to-day life
The presenters at Adobe Max are exhausting.
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The presenters at Adobe Max are exhausting.
All I want in life is a live-action remake of the animated 1987 masterpiece, G.I. Joe: The Movie, directed by Guillermo del Toro.
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All I want in life is a live-action remake of the animated 1987 masterpiece, G.I. Joe: The Movie, directed by Guillermo del Toro.
A ★★ review of F1 (2025)
Formulaic One
boxd.it
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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While the AWS team has resolved the severe us-east-1 outages, reading this post-mortem makes one thing clear: they are still suffering from a critical shortage of paragraph breaks
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
While the AWS team has resolved the severe us-east-1 outages, reading this post-mortem makes one thing clear: they are still suffering from a critical shortage of paragraph breaks
I need some kind of script or automation to remove images from email signatures.
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I need some kind of script or automation to remove images from email signatures.
Shocking…
A recent study of schoolchildren finds that the youngest students harbor the most germs.
During cold and flu season, the youngest kids really are the germiest
A recent study of schoolchildren finds that the youngest students harbor the most germs. Researchers looked at nasal swabs and symptom reports of more than 800 students and staff in Kansas City, Missouri.
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Shocking…
A ★★★★★ review of All of You (2024)
No notes, perfect
boxd.it
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A ★★½ diary entry for Honey Don't! (2025)
boxd.it
October 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Made it through 4 episodes of Monster: Ed Gein and tapped out. I would’ve preferred a making of Texas Chainsaw Massacre with flash backs to Ed Gein providing “inspiration”
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Made it through 4 episodes of Monster: Ed Gein and tapped out. I would’ve preferred a making of Texas Chainsaw Massacre with flash backs to Ed Gein providing “inspiration”
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Been running around outside at night lately like the Weapons kids. Feels good. Refreshing.
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Been running around outside at night lately like the Weapons kids. Feels good. Refreshing.
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MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt https://theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant-awarded-to-inventor-of-eatin-shirt/
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt https://theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant-awarded-to-inventor-of-eatin-shirt/
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I'm not saying Jony Ive has no ideas for building AI hardware, but Jony Ive does sound exactly like I would if I were being interviewed about AI hardware and I had no idea how to build it
October 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm not saying Jony Ive has no ideas for building AI hardware, but Jony Ive does sound exactly like I would if I were being interviewed about AI hardware and I had no idea how to build it
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan: