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Chris Diffley
@indiffidably.bsky.social
Declining arborist. I like the trees, sometimes they like me back. Hardiness zone 7b if you’re in to personality tests. Mostly ridiculous. Carolina piedmont. BCMA, RCA.
Upon setting it up, this tree has been described as thicc, girthy, and lots of other words not typically ascribed to Christmas trees. Now that it’s lit, we’re all mildly intimidated. She is all consuming. She is eternal.
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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marc andreessen’s head is so perfectly egg-shaped
November 30, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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I really wanna make people laugh but I'm not any good at standup comedy, so instead I'm going to become a tickler
November 30, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Grooming and lazing.
November 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Children in heated discussion about how many horses could fit inside our house when daughter’s eyes light up:
“We could fit SO MANY more in there if they were dead!”
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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it made me sad for a moment to think about how there are probably people out there that don't know there is a whole fake netflix site full of the fictional movies and shows referenced within movies and shows

nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
The Rural Juror — Nestflix
The story of a lawyer in the American South named Constance Justice. Based on the popular novel by Kevin Grisham.
nestflix.fun
November 18, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Frenemy twinamies.
November 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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I started this in 2017, but this forever paper is finally done! Eastern US forests are shifting to more mesic species and the climate is expected to get drier. The two combined indicate drought will have a bigger impact in the carbon budget in the future. 🧪🌳

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...
Asymmetric effects of hydroclimate extremes on eastern US tree growth: Implications on current demographic shifts and climate variability
In the eastern United States, land use decisions have impacted what species are present in forests. The climate of the region has also changed and is expected to continue to warm and produce stronger....
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
August 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Nurse Duckenstein getting a bath.
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
One gas station, under Gandhi.
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Neighbor’s peacocks and hens waiting outside like I owe them money.
November 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
My account is just going to be me quote posting the same photo in perpetuity I guess.
November 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
July 25, 2023 at 11:16 PM