Chris Diffley
@indiffidably.bsky.social
Declining arborist. I like the trees, sometimes they like me back. Hardiness zone 7b if you’re in to personality tests. Mostly ridiculous. Carolina piedmont. BCMA, RCA.
Word of the decade, possibly the 21st century.
January 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Word of the decade, possibly the 21st century.
Already finished. Extended editions.
December 11, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Already finished. Extended editions.
He said he had work to do and just ignored me.
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
He said he had work to do and just ignored me.
Our pepper loves eating pineapple stems. Now building a Lego pineapple to try and see something.
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Our pepper loves eating pineapple stems. Now building a Lego pineapple to try and see something.
It’s brassica all the way down.
December 8, 2024 at 7:54 PM
It’s brassica all the way down.
Happiest of birthdays to the lady who gave me a cookie for I think bookmarking a tweet. I don’t really remember.
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Happiest of birthdays to the lady who gave me a cookie for I think bookmarking a tweet. I don’t really remember.
If able to get airborne, car shall be off the ground at the drop.
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
If able to get airborne, car shall be off the ground at the drop.
2 trees was our solution.
November 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
2 trees was our solution.
Generally always good for a nap.
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Generally always good for a nap.
I literally read this as being hot and tired and needing a nap.
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I literally read this as being hot and tired and needing a nap.
Curious on its cooling capabilities.
November 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Curious on its cooling capabilities.
As a creator of an ATITTTP, I can agree. We could call them accommodations like anyone else but instead I usually just yell “why are you so tall all the time son? Have you considered less height?” From clothes to changing the plumbing so a showerhead will hit above his bellybutton, shit’s annoying.
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 PM
As a creator of an ATITTTP, I can agree. We could call them accommodations like anyone else but instead I usually just yell “why are you so tall all the time son? Have you considered less height?” From clothes to changing the plumbing so a showerhead will hit above his bellybutton, shit’s annoying.
You should try not to do this.
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You should try not to do this.
Yes and I have a lot of illogical arguments that, when presented with enough context, will make you even less enthused to interact with me.
November 26, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Yes and I have a lot of illogical arguments that, when presented with enough context, will make you even less enthused to interact with me.
I went to bed a union member and have awoken to a new corporate reality. Excited to synergize these two disparate goals to further maximize the P&L. I don’t need guidance on the traffic patterns. I see the path of sweet relief.
November 26, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I went to bed a union member and have awoken to a new corporate reality. Excited to synergize these two disparate goals to further maximize the P&L. I don’t need guidance on the traffic patterns. I see the path of sweet relief.
It’s literally all I’ve ever excelled at. Joy is found in purpose.
November 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It’s literally all I’ve ever excelled at. Joy is found in purpose.
You’ve finally shown me my calling.
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
You’ve finally shown me my calling.
It’s 100% true. Leaf litter provides a myriad of benefits which is why forests have chosen not to evolve biological leaf blowers or rakes.
Leave leaves they are plants.
Leave leaves they are plants.
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
It’s 100% true. Leaf litter provides a myriad of benefits which is why forests have chosen not to evolve biological leaf blowers or rakes.
Leave leaves they are plants.
Leave leaves they are plants.
Edison and Estelle (cats). Hoper J. Winkles, Stubert, Winnifred, Bacon, and Popcorn eating a watermelon. Nurse Duckenstein, Chikira-Chikira, and Attila the Hen being babies.
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Edison and Estelle (cats). Hoper J. Winkles, Stubert, Winnifred, Bacon, and Popcorn eating a watermelon. Nurse Duckenstein, Chikira-Chikira, and Attila the Hen being babies.
Nothing’s as fun as golf with a gator.
November 25, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Nothing’s as fun as golf with a gator.