Tom Elden
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At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Oh, no thank you!
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon Cover Chappell Roan in N.Y. Subway Disguised as Emo Duo ‘Frat Poison’
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon Cover Chappell Roan in N.Y. Subway Disguised as Emo Duo ‘Frat Poison’
Watch Ed Sheeran and Jimmy Fallon cover Chappell Roan's 'Pink Pony Club' and perform 'Azizam' in N.Y. subway disguised as emo duo 'Frat Poison.'
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April 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh, no thank you!
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i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
April 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters
Seems like a waste of time to keep teaching history in schools when there are so many Assassin’s Creed games available now
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Seems like a waste of time to keep teaching history in schools when there are so many Assassin’s Creed games available now
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me: alright i need to do some serious cleaning. please do not try to sneak into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill you
the cat, internally narrated by ray liotta: ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to go into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill me
the cat, internally narrated by ray liotta: ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to go into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill me
January 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
me: alright i need to do some serious cleaning. please do not try to sneak into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill you
the cat, internally narrated by ray liotta: ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to go into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill me
the cat, internally narrated by ray liotta: ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted to go into the room full of dangerous chemicals that could kill me
What makes this extra funny and pathetic is that Elon has come out stridently against remote working in the past, when as the CEO of three companies he is currently by definition working from home for three jobs right now
Elon Musk has been staying at a $2,000-a-night cottage at Mar-a-Lago, giving him easy access to President-elect Trump.
How Elon Musk Has Planted Himself Almost Literally at Trump’s Doorstep
For much of the period since Election Day, the billionaire has been staying at a $2,000-a-night cottage at Mar-a-Lago, giving him easy access to the president-elect.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What makes this extra funny and pathetic is that Elon has come out stridently against remote working in the past, when as the CEO of three companies he is currently by definition working from home for three jobs right now
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Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
I’ve just learned that every number up to 314 has its own individual Wikipedia page and I have so many questions about the lives of the people who maintain them
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I’ve just learned that every number up to 314 has its own individual Wikipedia page and I have so many questions about the lives of the people who maintain them
Started watching the Vardy v Rooney show and they're literally just acting out the court transcripts. Boring! I wanted, like, a scene where Colleen storms into a room to talk to whatever potato man they’ve cast as Wayne and screams “HOW’D SHE GET ME FUCKIN TEKKKHHHXTS”
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Started watching the Vardy v Rooney show and they're literally just acting out the court transcripts. Boring! I wanted, like, a scene where Colleen storms into a room to talk to whatever potato man they’ve cast as Wayne and screams “HOW’D SHE GET ME FUCKIN TEKKKHHHXTS”
I’m 33 hours into my latest attempt to quit nicotine and I’ve already eaten half of my advent calendar
November 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
I’m 33 hours into my latest attempt to quit nicotine and I’ve already eaten half of my advent calendar
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But down in your arms, in your arms
I am a wild creature
I am a wild creature
November 25, 2024 at 1:06 AM
But down in your arms, in your arms
I am a wild creature
I am a wild creature
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Ron, that is so not the ketamine experience. You’re much more likely to think you’re dying on the bathroom floor of a Brooklyn podcaster’s terrible apartment
Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
November 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Ron, that is so not the ketamine experience. You’re much more likely to think you’re dying on the bathroom floor of a Brooklyn podcaster’s terrible apartment
I’m kinda fed up with all this breathless speculation about something that will literally never happen. Becoming president means being hated by at least half the country, and the Rock’s need to be liked by everyone is even more pathological than mine, which is saying something.
Wrestler, film star – and future president? Why we should all take Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson seriously
Wrestler, film star – and future president? Why we should all take Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson seriously
The WWE icon, already one of Hollywood’s highest-paid film stars, has shown himself to be ‘focus group-proof’
It’s proving to be a busy period for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, sometime WWE professional wrestler and Hollywood film star. Well, another one.…
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I’m kinda fed up with all this breathless speculation about something that will literally never happen. Becoming president means being hated by at least half the country, and the Rock’s need to be liked by everyone is even more pathological than mine, which is saying something.
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Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.
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that just made it worse!!
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Your Home Smells like Cat Pee? Try This](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jwc6rjltbvw2wffcxyvy44qy/bafkreieszs4eeclpifwfx25tczuagdowg5kvz6qa2nzylwvi6rzm2t4qvq@jpeg)
November 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
that just made it worse!!
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people love to do the "movies men miss the point of" thing about fight club and american psycho but I actually think there is something really genuinely appealing about their shared theme of doing violence to jared leto
November 15, 2024 at 5:31 AM
people love to do the "movies men miss the point of" thing about fight club and american psycho but I actually think there is something really genuinely appealing about their shared theme of doing violence to jared leto
Fantastic piece about the sad, slow death of Twitter at the hands of the neediest man in the world
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
holapapi.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Fantastic piece about the sad, slow death of Twitter at the hands of the neediest man in the world
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on top of everything else we’re back to constant exposure to the weirdest guys with the weirdest mouths and weirdest posture, holding childrens’ junk food, unable to compose their bodies for camera in normal human ways, “smiling” like it hurts, and yet basement chuds will shout “ALL HAIL THE ALPHAS”
They look for all the world like 4 year olds on their first outing to McDonald's
November 17, 2024 at 11:26 AM
on top of everything else we’re back to constant exposure to the weirdest guys with the weirdest mouths and weirdest posture, holding childrens’ junk food, unable to compose their bodies for camera in normal human ways, “smiling” like it hurts, and yet basement chuds will shout “ALL HAIL THE ALPHAS”
Threads is a pretty nice app but it has too much of a ‘Christian rock’ vibe to be a true replacement for classic Twitter. Hoping to find a new home here for my preferred social media diet of freaks and sickos.
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Threads is a pretty nice app but it has too much of a ‘Christian rock’ vibe to be a true replacement for classic Twitter. Hoping to find a new home here for my preferred social media diet of freaks and sickos.