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lisa ⭐️🦊
@imlisag.bsky.social
sometimes songstress, professional chaos wrangler, tender perennial, having a human experience.
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does my body really have to keep the score? i just want both teams to have fun.
#adhd cleaning hack - usually i like to body double with a youtube video, but my computer needs to be charged, so instead i’ve been narrating everything i’m doing and my thought process out loud like i’m recording a video and it’s been surprisingly effective and enjoyable
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
as someone who is very much not a Sports Person, every spring I get surprisingly invested in #NHLplayoffs
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#adhd culture is doing the absolute bare minimum all week, then getting an unfathomable amount of things done—that don’t necessarily make any logical sense—in the 6 hours before bed on sunday night
April 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i know its gonna be a good day when it’s not even 10:30am and i’m taking apart the office kitchen sink p-trap
March 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you haven’t already disconnected from the Google-verse, I have been enjoying DuckDuckGo for web browsing and ProtonMail for email. Slowly transferring all my important email to Proton. Keeping Gmail for less important stuff.
February 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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We should also make sure there is plenty of whimsy. The bastards hate whimsy. Just don’t understand it. Goes right over their heads and doesn’t include them. And they haaaate that.
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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How accomplishing things happens in ADHD time:

-I work 8 hours and only accomplish seemingly 30 minutes of work

-I work 8 hours and cobble together a presentable workday of varying, unpredictable intervals

-I somehow accomplish 40 hours in 6 hours
December 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
crossing all my little fingers and toes that we get approved for this great apartment 🤞🤞🤞
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
favorite day of the year at work is done—its nice to be given a budget and allowed to go wild and be creative with food 😌🫶
December 7, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Alright, let's get into why the American health care system is an utter piece of shit that makes it a bad time for almost everyone ASIDE from the insurance company itself. And buckle up, because this is going to be a long one.

Have you ever heard that the US has the best healthcare in the world?
December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
good morning from me and my gallon of maple syrup 😌🍁
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Yool Kim, "A Peaceful Afternoon"
December 2, 2024 at 8:20 PM
is party rock in the house with us right now?
December 1, 2024 at 1:53 AM
too sick to go to friendsgiving, but still made a raw vegan chocolate pudding pie with almond date crust. incredibly easy to make, very decadent, and friendly for almost any diet so it’s a fave regular potluck dessert! even better topped with raspberries.
November 29, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
i love watching ratatouille on thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
elon musk’s personality answers the question, “what if nasty old rotten milk was sentient?”

he has the chunkiest, most sour, off-putting, digestive distress-causing, should be flushed down the toilet vibes.
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
grateful today for what feels like a comically large bottle of my favorite cold season plant ally, a tincture blend of echinacea root, leaf, flower, and seed.

anyone else love it’s unique taste? i sincerely enjoy it but that is usually an unpopular opinion 💜
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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ADHD existentialism

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“why am I here?”
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 AM
riding that train (going to work),
high on cocaine (severely sleep deprived for reasons that have nothing to do with drugs)
November 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
at least 75% of the time that i’m wearing my headset at work, i’m not actually listening to anything. i just enjoy how they feel on my ears, dull ambient office noise, and make people think twice before interrupting me to ask a question.
November 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
i know i’m getting burnt out at work when my first thought upon waking up is “god i wish i could stay home and put away all this laundry instead” —and listen to records (i hate putting away laundry)
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 AM