@imcured.bsky.social
If you wanna be somebody
And you wanna go somewhere
You better wake up and pay attention.
And you wanna go somewhere
You better wake up and pay attention.
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Ew it’s a sperm
Trump keeps saying the Democrats were Epstein’s close friends not him and the Republicans.
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ew it’s a sperm
I guess they have all the cards, yeah Donald??
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I guess they have all the cards, yeah Donald??
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CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fucking hell talk about batshit
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Fucking hell talk about batshit
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Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
They should show the crew shielding their eyes, squinting and grimacing on Star Trek whenever they get beamed down somewhere sunny from the transporter room. That would be fun. And more realistic.
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They should show the crew shielding their eyes, squinting and grimacing on Star Trek whenever they get beamed down somewhere sunny from the transporter room. That would be fun. And more realistic.
I wish the media wouldn’t use the term “neo-nazi”. Just call them nazis.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I wish the media wouldn’t use the term “neo-nazi”. Just call them nazis.
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America so committed itself to racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia, they didn’t realise it would lead to its collapse.
Instead of being an innovator in the 21st Century.
It dug in to hate.
The world no longer trusts America.
That’s a really big fu***** deal!
Instead of being an innovator in the 21st Century.
It dug in to hate.
The world no longer trusts America.
That’s a really big fu***** deal!
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
America so committed itself to racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia, they didn’t realise it would lead to its collapse.
Instead of being an innovator in the 21st Century.
It dug in to hate.
The world no longer trusts America.
That’s a really big fu***** deal!
Instead of being an innovator in the 21st Century.
It dug in to hate.
The world no longer trusts America.
That’s a really big fu***** deal!
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The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.
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I will sleep well now
I will sleep well now
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I will sleep well now
I will sleep well now
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
“We think you’re gonna love it”
“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“We think you’re gonna love it”
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
Better days
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Better days
“Clearly the future” 🙄
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Clearly the future” 🙄
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These people are immune to any sense of shame!
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
These people are immune to any sense of shame!
Pan Am Training Video: "The Smoker" (circa mid-1980s)
YouTube video by Pan Am Museum Foundation
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wrong kind of worm bro
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wrong kind of worm bro
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We made a comic about a shooting star.
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We made a comic about a shooting star.