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Illucive
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Could’ve been born in any age, but grateful I’m alive at the same time as Nikola Jokic
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So… guess I really knocked this goal out of the park! Completed all Quests in OSRS on my UIM, and obtained the Quest Point Cape 2 months earlier than expected!
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Don’t stop until Noem and Miller have both been CONVICTED.

Definitely agree, keep up the good fight.
Don’t stop until Noem and Miller have both been fired.

Keep up the good fight. ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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i was a smug fuck for a decade. it’s fascism now because i, today, just figured it out. all the people that said it before were emotional babies but now it is correct. my newest piece in dumb arrogant naive bitch magazine (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Yes, It’s Fascism
Until recently, I thought it a term best avoided. But now, the resemblances are too many and too strong to deny.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It will never fail to make me giggle that Jamal Murray’s nickname in China translates to “the Oral Mamba”
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
OSRS Stat Monday!

Been a bit since I posted but here’s where we stand!

We got 99 Construction, a few weeks ago, which has been the single biggest QOL improvement for the account!

Hit 43 Sailing, haven’t touched the skill much, so aside from Pandemonium all XP has been from Lamps/Tears of Guthix
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
In fairness to Gabe, as someone who knew him a few years back, he was raised in a very strict Mormon household. And with Mormons as a voting bloc, pretty firmly planting themselves in the MAGA camp, it doesn’t surprise me that he associates Christianity with MAGA policies generally.
Ignorance of Springsteen's politics aside, I'd certainly love to hear Gabe expound on his understanding of Christianity as a pro-ICE faith.
Gabe here just woke up from a 30-year coma
January 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Name your favorite starter Pokemon from every region!

Kanto: Bulbasaur
Johto: Totodile
Hoenn: Torchic
Sinnoh: Piplup
Unova: Snivy
Kalos: Froakie
Alola: Litten
Galar: Grookey
Paldea: Sprigatito
Name your favorite starter Pokemon from every region!

Kanto: Bulbasaur
Johto: Totodile
Hoenn: Treecko
Sinnoh: Turtwig
Unova: Snivy
Kalos: Fennekin
Alola: Rowlet
Galar: Sobble
Paldea: Fuecoco
Name your favorite starter Pokemon from every region!

Kanto: Charmander
Johto: Totodile
Hoenn: Treecko
Sinnoh: Turtwig
Unova: Tepig
Kalos: Fennekin
Alola: Rowlet
Galar: Grookey
Paldea: Fuecoco
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
First drop from Doom on the UIM! 🥳

#osrs
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I know I’m not alone in this, but the state of things currently has me feeling hopeless. I want to remain hopeful but it’s just not sticking, and could really use some words of solace right now, if anyone is in a headspace to give it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Shinzou wo sasageyo!

#broncos
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Spooned beyond belief, got 81 herblore, wanted to make some brews and then I adopted this little guy at 20kc

#osrs
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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a second mendoza is in at quarterback
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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You’ll have much more fun in life if you put your faith in people and not institutions. I’m cheering for Kyle Whittingham. I’m also cheering for the people who represent my school. The University of Utah doesn’t mean as much to me as the people who wear its logo on their shirts.
People always to assign blame to something external, it’s easier on the heart to blame the former coach than the team/institution you cheer for. But if this is a “failure” on anybody’s part, it lay firmly at the feat of the university.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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🏹part2
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyone else missing the BCS right about now?
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve been wrong a lot about QB prospects, notably being very excited when the Broncos selected Paxton Lynch.

But the belief that McCarthy could be an NFL level starter baffled me. His best skill as a collegiate QB was handing the ball off to Blake Corum.
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I haven’t posted for Stat Monday in nearly 2 months, but today felt like a good time hop back in! Hit 2k total on the UIM! 🥳

#osrs
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM