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Illucive
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Could’ve been born in any age, but grateful I’m alive at the same time as Nikola Jokic and Kyle Whittingham!
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So… guess I really knocked this goal out of the park! Completed all Quests in OSRS on my UIM, and obtained the Quest Point Cape 2 months earlier than expected!
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I haven’t posted for Stat Monday in nearly 2 months, but today felt like a good time hop back in! Hit 2k total on the UIM! 🥳

#osrs
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
New Pokémon hat came in! I went back and forth on making the purchase because some online sellers quality can be suspect, but it is such incredible quality that I had to share!
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Been at this football game all night, what the hell even is a Bearcat?
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Chauncey Billups Legacy Game
Very very dodgy reffing #Nuggets
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s a regular season game in October, ultimately not the biggest deal but holy shit that jump ball call with Jokic getting mugged was an absolute atrocity
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Was inspired by this post to make my own since we completed the Lumbridge & Draynor Elite Diary one day apart from each other!

#UIM
#OSRS
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So… guess I really knocked this goal out of the park! Completed all Quests in OSRS on my UIM, and obtained the Quest Point Cape 2 months earlier than expected!
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Having the Nuggets back on my TV is therapeutic
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In OSRS I got halfway to my 10k Black Dragon KC goal! However, I desperately need a change of scenery from the Myths Guild Dungeon, but I will be back!

The Bone Shards got met from 71-81 Prayer, and a good bit of GP from Ring of Wealth + Dragon Javelin Heads to Alch.

Now off to other UIM chores!
For whatever reason I’ve consigned myself to killing 10,000 black dragons in OSRS. Hoping for the Visage despite it being a niche item on a UIM, but 99 range and roughly 3m Prayer XP makes this VERY slow but chill grind… worth it?
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The SP+ top 40 if there were no priors involved. All hail our Red Raider and Hoosier overlords (and LSU's top-ranked defense)!
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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If we made blending babies illegal then baby burger will go out of business!
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
For whatever reason I’ve consigned myself to killing 10,000 black dragons in OSRS. Hoping for the Visage despite it being a niche item on a UIM, but 99 range and roughly 3m Prayer XP makes this VERY slow but chill grind… worth it?
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I need OSRS to add a Prayer pet so I can have a tiny Pope following me around
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#osrs #statmonday 16 levels and lots of quests completed this week! Hoping I have another good week of gaming ahead!
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Devon Dampier leads the early running to be my favorite college football player of the year
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Decided to buckle down on the UIM over the past week and finally finish some procrastinated quests. #osrs

Completed:
While Guthix Sleeps
The Final Dawn
Monkey Madness 2
Dragon Slayer 2

Next Up:
Secrets of the North
A Kingdom Divided
Beneath Cursed Sands

And then I need a nap… 😓
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t by any means expect a Zenyte drop in just 100 kills but… what is this log rn? #osrs
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM