JeffCO
@ijeffco.bsky.social
Left of center, off of the strip in CO 2nd.
Never been afraid of any deviation!
Never been afraid of any deviation!
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1. The crime is no longer "alleged", once you have been found guilty of committing it, you fucking morons.
2. Is "Please stop" the new "Please clap"?
2. Is "Please stop" the new "Please clap"?
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
1. The crime is no longer "alleged", once you have been found guilty of committing it, you fucking morons.
2. Is "Please stop" the new "Please clap"?
2. Is "Please stop" the new "Please clap"?
"Please clap" or "Oops"
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"Please clap" or "Oops"
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lefty white men over 35 are now required to grow a beard. So say we all
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
lefty white men over 35 are now required to grow a beard. So say we all
"Why don't you run for office" is the "Well what's your plan" of "Oh yeah, c'mere a minute"s
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"Why don't you run for office" is the "Well what's your plan" of "Oh yeah, c'mere a minute"s
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
100,000% this
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
100,000% this
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I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
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*taps the sign*
You want to defend this jabroni? YOU go back to twitter.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
*taps the sign*
If he were hanging over a cliff, Sluggo totally would pluck and savor the strawberry
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If he were hanging over a cliff, Sluggo totally would pluck and savor the strawberry
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A reminder for those of you who are confusing Gavin Newsom for his social media team, thinking he's the guy for 2028.
No. He is not.
No. He is not.
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A reminder for those of you who are confusing Gavin Newsom for his social media team, thinking he's the guy for 2028.
No. He is not.
No. He is not.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 15,1948
January 15,1948
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 15,1948
January 15,1948
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I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
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Nobel Committee gave the peace prize to a rightwing idiot who supports blowing up fishing boats. They deserve their dumb brand to be ruined.
But more pathetic than anything is that the demented old piece of shit will accept and claim he won it. Sad, ridiculous man who needs to be put in a dungeon.
But more pathetic than anything is that the demented old piece of shit will accept and claim he won it. Sad, ridiculous man who needs to be put in a dungeon.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Nobel Committee gave the peace prize to a rightwing idiot who supports blowing up fishing boats. They deserve their dumb brand to be ruined.
But more pathetic than anything is that the demented old piece of shit will accept and claim he won it. Sad, ridiculous man who needs to be put in a dungeon.
But more pathetic than anything is that the demented old piece of shit will accept and claim he won it. Sad, ridiculous man who needs to be put in a dungeon.
Trump, soon:
🎶 Daisy, daaaiiisssyyy,
give me
yourrrrrrr
an
swerrrrrrr
dooooooooooooo....
🎶 Daisy, daaaiiisssyyy,
give me
yourrrrrrr
an
swerrrrrrr
dooooooooooooo....
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Trump, soon:
🎶 Daisy, daaaiiisssyyy,
give me
yourrrrrrr
an
swerrrrrrr
dooooooooooooo....
🎶 Daisy, daaaiiisssyyy,
give me
yourrrrrrr
an
swerrrrrrr
dooooooooooooo....
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turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state
Well that sure does simplify the identity theft process!
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Well that sure does simplify the identity theft process!
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[watching as an innocent person is dragged out of their car by five nazis and beaten]
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
[watching as an innocent person is dragged out of their car by five nazis and beaten]
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
Hm, they must have Taken the Bait.
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@20thcentury:
"My boss on three screens?
SEND HELP directed by Sam Raimi - See it in #SCREENX January 30. "
Tickets on sale now: fandango.com/sendhelp
"My boss on three screens?
SEND HELP directed by Sam Raimi - See it in #SCREENX January 30. "
Tickets on sale now: fandango.com/sendhelp
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
@20thcentury:
"My boss on three screens?
SEND HELP directed by Sam Raimi - See it in #SCREENX January 30. "
Tickets on sale now: fandango.com/sendhelp
"My boss on three screens?
SEND HELP directed by Sam Raimi - See it in #SCREENX January 30. "
Tickets on sale now: fandango.com/sendhelp
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Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Zero percent chance this is true.
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
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Just a reminder that there are a ton of lovely, fantastic cartoonists out there working today who are in no way awful.
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Just a reminder that there are a ton of lovely, fantastic cartoonists out there working today who are in no way awful.
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There is no attitude for which legacy journalists are more often rewarded by their bosses than "Everybody needs to calm down." It is a preening announcement that you are the adult in the room, immune from emotion or overreaction or "hysteria." And it is the worst imaginable priority for this era. >
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There is no attitude for which legacy journalists are more often rewarded by their bosses than "Everybody needs to calm down." It is a preening announcement that you are the adult in the room, immune from emotion or overreaction or "hysteria." And it is the worst imaginable priority for this era. >
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Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.