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JeffCO
@ijeffco.bsky.social
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Left of center, off of the strip in CO 2nd.

Never been afraid of any deviation!
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Apropos of today's review, CatTrapped!
Screenshot of text exchange: "I'm here. Forgot my keys, can you open please x" "I wish I could" "???" [Photo of person's foot with tiny kitten resting atop it] "You're joking right"
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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My new follower is most definitely a real live fellow human!
Screengrab of fellow human poster responding to another post which ends "Think about this Marie Antoinette moment." Grace Martha @mj203.bsky.social: This extreme imbalance in resource allocation does indeed evoke the ironic reality of "letting them eat the cake."
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Not the primary point, but there's an obvious typo on the podium....
Photo of Steve Bannon on stage at a podium labeled The 2015 Bellator Awards Caption - Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Good enough!
The original post but with a dick drawn on Schumer's forehead
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Q: Who wore it better?

A: @nancycomics.bsky.social !
South Park's spooky First Lady haunting the White House Everyone's favorite rapscallion Nancy wearing a lampshade on her head.
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Yamma leave this here
Halloween yard display of ferocious feral candy corn with a sign that reads ”We don't like you either!"
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I think we all know his type now
Skeet from @spockresists showing two photos of the terrible haircut and fascist long coat of Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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All Your Signal Are Belong To Us
New England Patriots logo
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Shorter way too damn many guys in my demographic cohort
Cartoon by Jon Adams of a distressed white male of a certain age yelling out the window, "Help! Someone help! I'm being held accountable!"
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Finally!

Also, I understood that reference... 🤓
Cover of The Flash #186 showing the skeleton of The Flash at the bottom of a pit and one child remarking "So that's what happened to The Flash!"
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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When life gives you chia seeds, make your own Chia Bob Ross!
Chia Bob Ross
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Everyone would do well to go back and watch The Good Place (by which I mean again, obviously), which addressed this very issue repeatedly.
Still from The Good Place in which Chidi is attempting to educate Eleanor on the finer points of Utilitarianism
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The universe itself must slow and fade before the Forehead of Broncoe's star begins to dim....
The Face of Boe from Doctor Who
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Zorg Horses
Gary Oldman *is* Zorg! -- The Fifth Element
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Abortion Access Front Johnson @abortionfront.bsky.social is right!
Pro-Life Democrats Are NEVER the Answer Ezra Klein has yet again brought us some next level bullshit take. This week he declared that: Dems need to fight fascism by. fighting faseists running pro-life Democrats. That's right-apparently the party that the abortion movement has had to forcefully drag forward, kicking and screaming, should be more welcoming to people who want to deny pregnant folks their bodily autonomy. We don't know how many times we have to say this, but ABORTION IS A WINNING ISSUE. And to ice the Ezra shit cake, he name-checks Ohio, Kansas, and Missouri as states who should be doing this-ALL THREE of which voted both to pass pro-choice amendments AND voted for Trump in the last few years. There are a plethora of ways to fight fascism that don't involve Ezra Klein's entitlement to grab OUR rights and offer them up as a compromise. Ezra, GFY.
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Please clap"
Music venue announcement Urban Outfitters presents: Rebecca Black and Yung Gravy Fox Theatre Thursday, September 25th, 2025 Tomorrow! Free entry (18 +) Free drinks (21 +) Free food
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I was hoping to find the @rifftrax.com men at work completing the Captain Marvel saga, but it seems at least a third of them have been elsewhere developing vegemite-based salon products....
Shopping bag labeled KevinMurphy.com.au
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Box of Quorn [Meatless] ChiQin Fillets
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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So that's how we ended up with all those tiny Ashes!

@evildeadnews.bsky.social
NYT Spelling Bee spelling out MICRONOMICON
August 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Cancel whatever plans you had for tonight!

bsky.app/profile/bill...
Riff Trax @rifftrax.com 25d Coming to a theater near you August 14th and 19th! Riff Trax Live takes on Timecop - get your tickets and have a Van Damme good time: rifftrax.com/timecop youtu.be/h98-uw7XPpU
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Best not to let the Baby Jigers get under your skin 😐

🎶 They call me Baby Jiger
Once I leave some jagoff smears
I hit the road and I'm goooone
I couldn't be dumber
Just tryin' to disrupt your feels...
Baby Jiger somewhere inside Gamera looking to do some damage
August 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Mechanic cat working under car meme, titled "Well there's your problem"
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM