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I write. Stories, sketches, monologues, plays... mainly funny stuff (or so I've been told.) Sometimes people pay me for jokes which is very nice of them. Fuelled by whisky.
It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.
August 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.
This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.
He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.
August 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.
Sentence of a Woman #PutWritingInASongOrMovie
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August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sentence of a Woman #PutWritingInASongOrMovie
Wasn't that by Baltimora?
July 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wasn't that by Baltimora?
Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?
July 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?
July 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Charli XCX really needs to appraise her use of Roman numerals.
June 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Charli XCX really needs to appraise her use of Roman numerals.
Yes it can be eaten at anytime. There is not one clock in the world that has the time on it at which I would eat that.
June 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yes it can be eaten at anytime. There is not one clock in the world that has the time on it at which I would eat that.
Thunderstorms my arse. Had a few tiddle of rain and now it's bright blue again so hot my chicken are laying hard boiled eggs.
Bring back Michel Fish.
Bring back Michel Fish.
June 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Thunderstorms my arse. Had a few tiddle of rain and now it's bright blue again so hot my chicken are laying hard boiled eggs.
Bring back Michel Fish.
Bring back Michel Fish.
Bloody hell, how big was the watch?
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bloody hell, how big was the watch?
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June 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Waiting for the 'Heavenly Father's Day' posts to come in on Facebook.
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Waiting for the 'Heavenly Father's Day' posts to come in on Facebook.
We went out for a Mexican this evening and the waiter kept coming around asking if we were warm enough.
Turned out he was checking for heaters.
#LunchPun
Turned out he was checking for heaters.
#LunchPun
June 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We went out for a Mexican this evening and the waiter kept coming around asking if we were warm enough.
Turned out he was checking for heaters.
#LunchPun
Turned out he was checking for heaters.
#LunchPun
We lost our first cricket match of the season today against the Italian Bakery XI.
But to be honest, they did have a fantastic ciabatta.
#LunchPun
But to be honest, they did have a fantastic ciabatta.
#LunchPun
June 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
We lost our first cricket match of the season today against the Italian Bakery XI.
But to be honest, they did have a fantastic ciabatta.
#LunchPun
But to be honest, they did have a fantastic ciabatta.
#LunchPun
RIP Sly Stone.
I never really got all the hype about the Rocky franchise but I did enjoy Cliffhanger.
I never really got all the hype about the Rocky franchise but I did enjoy Cliffhanger.
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
RIP Sly Stone.
I never really got all the hype about the Rocky franchise but I did enjoy Cliffhanger.
I never really got all the hype about the Rocky franchise but I did enjoy Cliffhanger.
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sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton
June 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton
Just in: It's official, you can't grate celery.
More as it happens.
More as it happens.
June 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Just in: It's official, you can't grate celery.
More as it happens.
More as it happens.
I was really nervous about my first solo flight.
But when the wings fell off my aircraft and I landed in the sea it was just plane sailing from then on.
But when the wings fell off my aircraft and I landed in the sea it was just plane sailing from then on.
June 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I was really nervous about my first solo flight.
But when the wings fell off my aircraft and I landed in the sea it was just plane sailing from then on.
But when the wings fell off my aircraft and I landed in the sea it was just plane sailing from then on.
June 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I always like it when the weather is presented by the Nintendo Wii Mii man.
June 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I always like it when the weather is presented by the Nintendo Wii Mii man.
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM