𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪
@ifihadahifi.bsky.social
I write. Stories, sketches, monologues, plays... mainly funny stuff (or so I've been told.) Sometimes people pay me for jokes which is very nice of them. Fuelled by whisky.
Were you in shorts?
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Were you in shorts?
Not really. They'll be another in a week. It's an on-topic response.
September 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not really. They'll be another in a week. It's an on-topic response.
Bob Mortimer writes...
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Bob Mortimer writes...
Do you work in HR?
September 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Do you work in HR?
There's still less shitting fesses than shooting someone fesses.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There's still less shitting fesses than shooting someone fesses.
Everybody does this
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Everybody does this
Read that as zombies. That would be better.
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Read that as zombies. That would be better.
Alvin & The Chipmunks would like a quiet word. youtu.be/ZR1tKI10bX0
The Chipmunks sing the Beatles Hits All My Loving
YouTube video by Chipmunks1958
youtu.be
August 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Alvin & The Chipmunks would like a quiet word. youtu.be/ZR1tKI10bX0
That's 936 people, don't get too carried away.
August 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
That's 936 people, don't get too carried away.
It's called The Sandcastle. No wonder you were mistaken.
July 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's called The Sandcastle. No wonder you were mistaken.
A whole generation of incels with skewed fragrance references.
July 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A whole generation of incels with skewed fragrance references.
In all my years I've never once smelled a sweaty armpit and thought "mmm pussy..." and got a raging hornpipe. Also vice versa.
July 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In all my years I've never once smelled a sweaty armpit and thought "mmm pussy..." and got a raging hornpipe. Also vice versa.
It's bad enough drinking the pissy stuff, don't make your own.
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's bad enough drinking the pissy stuff, don't make your own.
But have you had a rush of blood to your head yet?
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
But have you had a rush of blood to your head yet?
Open casket then was it?
July 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Open casket then was it?
Came here to say the same but with different words and more swears.
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Came here to say the same but with different words and more swears.
Perfect day right there. By anything interesting you mean things with electricity and noise.
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Perfect day right there. By anything interesting you mean things with electricity and noise.