𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪
@ifihadahifi.bsky.social
I write. Stories, sketches, monologues, plays... mainly funny stuff (or so I've been told.) Sometimes people pay me for jokes which is very nice of them. Fuelled by whisky.
This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.
He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.
August 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.
Wasn't that by Baltimora?
July 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wasn't that by Baltimora?
Yes it can be eaten at anytime. There is not one clock in the world that has the time on it at which I would eat that.
June 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yes it can be eaten at anytime. There is not one clock in the world that has the time on it at which I would eat that.
Bloody hell, how big was the watch?
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bloody hell, how big was the watch?
Well that worked out rather well.
June 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well that worked out rather well.
Writes Margaret (L)
June 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Writes Margaret (L)
I always like it when the weather is presented by the Nintendo Wii Mii man.
June 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I always like it when the weather is presented by the Nintendo Wii Mii man.
At least she's got plenty on the shelves.
June 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
At least she's got plenty on the shelves.
They just remind me of this and are also inherently dangerous in icy weather.
June 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
They just remind me of this and are also inherently dangerous in icy weather.
Lord Varys and King Robert Baratheon here, in an early Game of Thrones publicity shot.
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Lord Varys and King Robert Baratheon here, in an early Game of Thrones publicity shot.
When it was Charles' turn to read his story to the class he got to sit in a big chair.
June 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
When it was Charles' turn to read his story to the class he got to sit in a big chair.
This chap did rather have an excuse.
May 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This chap did rather have an excuse.
12 servings my arse.
Look at it. That would just about fill one of the cavities in my back teeth.
Look at it. That would just about fill one of the cavities in my back teeth.
April 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
12 servings my arse.
Look at it. That would just about fill one of the cavities in my back teeth.
Look at it. That would just about fill one of the cavities in my back teeth.
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
April 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Loving Starmer's new horns here.
March 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Loving Starmer's new horns here.
Not aged a bit since your George Clarke days! 😁
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not aged a bit since your George Clarke days! 😁