Pinned
(gay truffle hunter with a cold) send a dig pig
Han Kang lets go get pissed tonight girl..
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Han Kang lets go get pissed tonight girl..
heaving laughing on lewisham high street hearing a cheshire accent say ‘glow up’
she’s had a glurp 😍
she’s had a glurp 😍
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
heaving laughing on lewisham high street hearing a cheshire accent say ‘glow up’
she’s had a glurp 😍
she’s had a glurp 😍
trans people: i am trans
society: ok
iris murdoch: i have been thinking about the sea;
society: ok
iris murdoch: i have been thinking about the sea;
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
trans people: i am trans
society: ok
iris murdoch: i have been thinking about the sea;
society: ok
iris murdoch: i have been thinking about the sea;
Slipped on ice crossing the road and stacked it, fell flat on my coccyx. Some guy shuffles over and I think he's going to help me to my feet and ask if I'm alright. lnstead, he says "Bet that woke you up." then walks off ⁉️
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Slipped on ice crossing the road and stacked it, fell flat on my coccyx. Some guy shuffles over and I think he's going to help me to my feet and ask if I'm alright. lnstead, he says "Bet that woke you up." then walks off ⁉️
These are my awards Mother, from army
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
These are my awards Mother, from army
While I am generally favourable to erotica I am always amused when I see it logged on goodreads. Very much ‘shaking the pedometer’ behaviour!
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
While I am generally favourable to erotica I am always amused when I see it logged on goodreads. Very much ‘shaking the pedometer’ behaviour!
i'm on my knees for a pear tarte tatin but i expect i shall have to do it myself
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
i'm on my knees for a pear tarte tatin but i expect i shall have to do it myself
(gay truffle hunter with a cold) send a dig pig
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
(gay truffle hunter with a cold) send a dig pig
price of condoms crazy now
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
price of condoms crazy now
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when they first told me they were looking to combine the judge, jury and executioner responsibilities i was anxious about the huge increase in workload but the key really is to plan out and be utterly ruthless with demands on your time. switching between the different hats makes the day fly by too.
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
when they first told me they were looking to combine the judge, jury and executioner responsibilities i was anxious about the huge increase in workload but the key really is to plan out and be utterly ruthless with demands on your time. switching between the different hats makes the day fly by too.
average brit would stamp their mum into a viscous pink sludge suck her up through a straw and spit her back out into their dogs' mouth if you told them there was a chance they could taste some lovely delicious limescale after
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
average brit would stamp their mum into a viscous pink sludge suck her up through a straw and spit her back out into their dogs' mouth if you told them there was a chance they could taste some lovely delicious limescale after
(in creative concept meeting for 'the UK') yeah and what if like. they all identified themselves with the idea of loving a cup of tea.. but then we made all their water absolutely disgusting
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
(in creative concept meeting for 'the UK') yeah and what if like. they all identified themselves with the idea of loving a cup of tea.. but then we made all their water absolutely disgusting
gender affirming lymphatic drainage massage
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
gender affirming lymphatic drainage massage
theres Nothing humourous about making courgette and cheddar soup and madelines for my beloved flatmates. so stop laughing
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
theres Nothing humourous about making courgette and cheddar soup and madelines for my beloved flatmates. so stop laughing
On the occasion of New Year’s Eve I allowed myself to be treated to a drink by one of my favourite enthusiastic lesbians. An old favourite, and one befitting the glamour and indulgence of celebration: the Campari soda. It was nice but I got a headache and then a tummy ache, then wanted to go home.
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
On the occasion of New Year’s Eve I allowed myself to be treated to a drink by one of my favourite enthusiastic lesbians. An old favourite, and one befitting the glamour and indulgence of celebration: the Campari soda. It was nice but I got a headache and then a tummy ache, then wanted to go home.
I bid a wonderful new year to my most loyal And attentive followers
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I bid a wonderful new year to my most loyal And attentive followers
unemployment behooves me - long may it continue! ☝️🙂
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
unemployment behooves me - long may it continue! ☝️🙂
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In order to make the humanities more appealing to young people, more tangible real-world incentives are necessary. For instance, if you hold an MA in English Literature you should be allowed to smoke in Waterstones
July 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In order to make the humanities more appealing to young people, more tangible real-world incentives are necessary. For instance, if you hold an MA in English Literature you should be allowed to smoke in Waterstones
im very knowledgeable about poland and polish things. feel free to ask me if you’ve any questions about poland or polish things
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
im very knowledgeable about poland and polish things. feel free to ask me if you’ve any questions about poland or polish things
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Oh is a yearsball happening
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh is a yearsball happening
Accompanying a beloved friend to get an IUD put in this morning. Afterwards, I’ll manipulate her into buying me an extravagant lunch
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Accompanying a beloved friend to get an IUD put in this morning. Afterwards, I’ll manipulate her into buying me an extravagant lunch
shagged every one in london
Trans folks, I would be absolutely *thrilled* if you would tell me something great that happened to you this year.
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
shagged every one in london
200mg progesterone 100mg magnesium glycinate 1 sleepy tea
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
200mg progesterone 100mg magnesium glycinate 1 sleepy tea
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December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Bridgeyyyyyyy 😉😉😉🥰😚❤️❤️✨
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