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median income. 6’3. the nation’s favourite surface disinfectant.
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· Nov 12
How you spend your gays is how your spend your queers
Making arranged marriage naan for my love marriage girlfriend
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Making arranged marriage naan for my love marriage girlfriend
While on a date I was commissioned with the rescue of a little boy’s toy, stuck in a tree branch. His mother said ‘i think you’re the only person here tall enough to do this’. Whole thing looked like i’d set it up
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
While on a date I was commissioned with the rescue of a little boy’s toy, stuck in a tree branch. His mother said ‘i think you’re the only person here tall enough to do this’. Whole thing looked like i’d set it up
Love calling people pigs/cows/dogs
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Love calling people pigs/cows/dogs
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Grok… do that thing with your tongue…
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Grok… do that thing with your tongue…
Grok… do that thing with your tongue…
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Grok… do that thing with your tongue…
[poking a corpse in the woods with a stick] Hey. Hey- listen. Your iCloud storage is full.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
[poking a corpse in the woods with a stick] Hey. Hey- listen. Your iCloud storage is full.
I've done the kind of rejuvenating bowel movement that can only be ascribed to an act of a merciful God in the bathroom behind the council chambers in Lewisham
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I've done the kind of rejuvenating bowel movement that can only be ascribed to an act of a merciful God in the bathroom behind the council chambers in Lewisham
Some cheek when a cafe serves bad coffee. Your only job!
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Some cheek when a cafe serves bad coffee. Your only job!
Under the weather today. Cheering myself up, as I always do, by watching strangers' self-tape auditions on youtube
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Under the weather today. Cheering myself up, as I always do, by watching strangers' self-tape auditions on youtube
Very droll!
The BBC have always been biased against me. As I explained in detail during my 38 appearances on BBC Question Time.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Very droll!
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Wall Kicks Won't Work, Why Would You Even Bring That Up
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Wall Kicks Won't Work, Why Would You Even Bring That Up
saw your mum got dolled up for ladies day at the dog track today
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
saw your mum got dolled up for ladies day at the dog track today
Whether it's Butler or Baudrillard, from Simulacra to Subversion, one thing is absolutely clear to me: bluesky users have read as many as two articles of critical theory
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Whether it's Butler or Baudrillard, from Simulacra to Subversion, one thing is absolutely clear to me: bluesky users have read as many as two articles of critical theory
ordering everything off the dopamine menu and being rushed to hospital
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
ordering everything off the dopamine menu and being rushed to hospital
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Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica.. Jamaica!☝️🙂
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica.. Jamaica!☝️🙂
Casting the solemn responsibility of a trip to the abortion clinic as i accompany my ex to the furniture shop for people with bad backs
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Casting the solemn responsibility of a trip to the abortion clinic as i accompany my ex to the furniture shop for people with bad backs
😉
I’m making my famous seduction beans for a beautiful lady tonight
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
😉
rotate a pube in your mind
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
rotate a pube in your mind
I’m making my famous seduction beans for a beautiful lady tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m making my famous seduction beans for a beautiful lady tonight
Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica.. Jamaica!☝️🙂
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica! ☝️🙂 Jamaica.. Jamaica!☝️🙂
Olga Tokarczuk. Vintage trench. Uniqlo HeatTech. London Overground. Windrush Line. Jazz Apple. Travel mug. Just another day in business..
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Olga Tokarczuk. Vintage trench. Uniqlo HeatTech. London Overground. Windrush Line. Jazz Apple. Travel mug. Just another day in business..
had the most fantastic momo today 🙂 really special
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
had the most fantastic momo today 🙂 really special
i see it is brussels sprouts season. what's the vegetarian meta this year
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i see it is brussels sprouts season. what's the vegetarian meta this year
frantically slamming the book shut and tossing it across the room after learning it is ghost written
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
frantically slamming the book shut and tossing it across the room after learning it is ghost written