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Gay and tired. Venezuelan.
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Sometimes it’s hard to argue with Grok
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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You showed up. So did we. 🌺

Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Oh no... 😱
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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begging gay event planners to quit it with the flowery tone poems for the description of the event just tell me if im wearing a jockstrap or what
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@kvetch.gay I know u are still catching up but I thought you would like to hear the good news: watch.dropout.tv/videos/very-...
Very Important People Season 3 Teaser
Get ready to embrace change. New season coming soon.
watch.dropout.tv
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Distance & Dragons is OUT NOW!!!

Nothing can keep Khazak & David separated... But that won't stop an evil necromancer and his army of the undead from trying. Forced apart, they will fight their way back to each other, no matter the distance.

Order here:
books.dominicashen.com/distanceandd...
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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my friend just shared this with me
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The way Joanna Lumley says the words "donate" and "donation" on Wednesday >>>
August 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.
July 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fantastic Four is very good.
July 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Donkey Kong is extremely good and I hate being a Big Boy because I would like to spend the rest of the day playing it please.
July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Switch 2 won't arrive for another 6 days. 🙃
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Moving into a new place today and the Management company has been slow or late with everything and it is taking all my effort not to be a White Woman right now.
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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wasn't muted and sang "abracadabra gonna kill myself" before leaving a call
March 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Was successfully gay at the fair yesterday.
March 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gonna be gay at the fair tonight for Pride Night!
March 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It feels like I've had non-stop executive dysfunction since the start of the year.
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A few highlights of this year's V-Day date with this sexy man. Love you. ♥️
February 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM