Neo Politan 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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Neo Politan 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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🍨 Parody.
🍨 Smug, egotistical, classy, mute, and stabby.
🍨 Lewd is earned.
🍨 Ships with chemistry.
🍨 Bi.
🍨 Roughly 23.
Pinned
In the fractures, we find our light.
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// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.

Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.

Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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under the surface, i'm pretty sure i'm worthless if i can't be of service.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The upside of being pals with Neo? She's unfailingly loyal and sweet to her friends.
The downside? She can be a bit...POSSESSIVE.
And smothering. And overprotective. And too involved.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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this is where i lay waste and you go home bleeding.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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there'll be no hero in the end who will rise above.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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you just destroyed my favorite clothing store. prepare to die.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The purple-haired girl with awesome hips is very sweet.
Neo likes her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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you'll wish you killed me, now i'm 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳!
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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we must live with balance, but balance is blind.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Nope!
Neo doesn't want her to hurt herself.
*is trying to Mario 64 her way into a mirror*
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Neo needs a new Dum-Dum.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ribbon is the only reason Neo hasn't completely snapped.
That's her emotional support Sylveon. And probably that for others, honestly.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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were we born to fight and die? sacrificed for one huge 𝘭𝘪𝘦?
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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the only thing that i know to be real is my love for you!
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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some wars will not end in peace, some heroes choose the wrong side.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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now, i've never been in 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, but i think this is it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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go where you need to, know i won't leave you, i'll follow you like 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 follows 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ribbon is too sweet.
*hands her a bowl of Neapolitan ice cream* :3

Here, Neo! :3
She just wants to be loved. To be put back together.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
what the hell are you 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵, thinking that you're so much 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 than me?
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Neo has found herself. No longer bound by the weakness of inferiors or the burden of caring for others, Neo Politan is out for herself.
It's HER time now.
Help or get out of the way.
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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funny how our lives change, 'cause you're my hero now.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
She just wants to be loved. To be put back together.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM