Neo Politan 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@icecreamwaifu.bsky.social
🍨 Parody.
🍨 Smug, egotistical, classy, mute, and stabby.
🍨 Lewd is earned.
🍨 Ships with chemistry.
🍨 Bi.
🍨 Roughly 23.
🍨 Smug, egotistical, classy, mute, and stabby.
🍨 Lewd is earned.
🍨 Ships with chemistry.
🍨 Bi.
🍨 Roughly 23.
Why is she so CUTE?!
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Why is she so CUTE?!
Oh. Well. Egg on Neo's face, huh?
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh. Well. Egg on Neo's face, huh?
It's important to wash and properly clean one's garments.
After all, it's classy to look and smell like a million Lien.
After all, it's classy to look and smell like a million Lien.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's important to wash and properly clean one's garments.
After all, it's classy to look and smell like a million Lien.
After all, it's classy to look and smell like a million Lien.
Stinky genie.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Stinky genie.
Neo adores her already.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Neo adores her already.
Neo just smirks and shakes her head.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Neo just smirks and shakes her head.
Neo's eyes fill with grateful tears.
📱 "Thank you."
📱 "Thank you."
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Neo's eyes fill with grateful tears.
📱 "Thank you."
📱 "Thank you."
📱 "We have common problems. But I propose an alliance of mutual benefit."
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
📱 "We have common problems. But I propose an alliance of mutual benefit."
Neo nods and tries to be gentle.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Neo nods and tries to be gentle.
📱 "Well, I'm a criminal, not a masseuse."
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
📱 "Well, I'm a criminal, not a masseuse."
📱 "You have no idea what this means. I've been so lonely!"
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
📱 "You have no idea what this means. I've been so lonely!"
Neo smiles. Cute corvid.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Neo smiles. Cute corvid.
Neo massages them as best she can.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Neo massages them as best she can.
Take comfort in the small things.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Take comfort in the small things.
Pets birb.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pets birb.
She gives a thumbs-up.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She gives a thumbs-up.
Neo hugs her.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Neo hugs her.
Neo isn't used to being tall!
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Neo isn't used to being tall!