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here is the church and here is the steeple, we sure are cute for two ugly people.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
here is the church and here is the steeple, we sure are cute for two ugly people.
if the future is bright, it doesn't shine with that 'end of the tunnel' light. more like a deer in the headlights, sudden red lights.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
if the future is bright, it doesn't shine with that 'end of the tunnel' light. more like a deer in the headlights, sudden red lights.
give me a fight i can't resist, give me something to break with my fists.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
give me a fight i can't resist, give me something to break with my fists.
and i hold your beating chambers until they beat no more, you die like angels sing.
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
and i hold your beating chambers until they beat no more, you die like angels sing.
mirror, mirror, tell me something. can i stop my 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭?
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
mirror, mirror, tell me something. can i stop my 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭?
it's alright, yeah, 'cause being your punchline still is something.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
it's alright, yeah, 'cause being your punchline still is something.
'CAUSE I'M A 𝘗𝘜𝘕𝘒 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘙, YES I AM!
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 AM
'CAUSE I'M A 𝘗𝘜𝘕𝘒 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘙, YES I AM!
i will make your last living moments . . absolutely 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓!
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 AM
i will make your last living moments . . absolutely 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓!
they don't know, they don't understand. there's a 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭, it's my 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯.
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 AM
they don't know, they don't understand. there's a 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭, it's my 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯.
you won't believe it, until you see it, when i kick your ass and look you in the 𝘦𝘺𝘦.
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 AM
you won't believe it, until you see it, when i kick your ass and look you in the 𝘦𝘺𝘦.
love's the choice we made.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM
love's the choice we made.
history's been leaning on me lately; i can feel the future breathing down my neck.
January 25, 2026 at 8:29 AM
history's been leaning on me lately; i can feel the future breathing down my neck.
i just wanna be your favorite pretty boy!
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 AM
i just wanna be your favorite pretty boy!
that's my story and I'm sticking to it. don't know what i did, but i didn't do it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 AM
that's my story and I'm sticking to it. don't know what i did, but i didn't do it.
their arms will never reach for the mother, i never got to be.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 AM
their arms will never reach for the mother, i never got to be.
they made bruno mars in a lab?
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
they made bruno mars in a lab?
if your parents think you're gay, then you're doing it right.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
if your parents think you're gay, then you're doing it right.
though i fail, i grow, and tomorrow i'll touch the 𝘴𝘬𝘺.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
though i fail, i grow, and tomorrow i'll touch the 𝘴𝘬𝘺.
i hear you call my name and it feels like 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦.
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i hear you call my name and it feels like 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦.
but my tears won't fall upon your shoulder. i'll just get older and you'll only know my name.
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 AM
but my tears won't fall upon your shoulder. i'll just get older and you'll only know my name.
there are no skeletons in my closet! except me. sometimes.
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 AM
there are no skeletons in my closet! except me. sometimes.
oh brother, i've returned, to my burn scars of birth.
January 25, 2026 at 2:57 AM
oh brother, i've returned, to my burn scars of birth.
it's time to begin your 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. look inside yourself. have you really done the 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
January 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
it's time to begin your 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. look inside yourself. have you really done the 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?
there's a place that's tucked away, full of color and play, where several houses are stood, say 'hi' to the neighborhood!
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
there's a place that's tucked away, full of color and play, where several houses are stood, say 'hi' to the neighborhood!
have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same . . 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵? everything functions perfectly without you . . ha ha . . the thought 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘴 me.
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same . . 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵? everything functions perfectly without you . . ha ha . . the thought 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘴 me.