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authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!
call me 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 and i'll tear you apart, just call me '𝘴𝘪𝘳'!
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
call me 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 and i'll tear you apart, just call me '𝘴𝘪𝘳'!
what matters isn't if people are 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 or 𝘣𝘢𝘥. what matters is, if they're trying to be better 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 than they were 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
what matters isn't if people are 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 or 𝘣𝘢𝘥. what matters is, if they're trying to be better 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 than they were 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺.
the only thing that i know to be real is my love for you!
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the only thing that i know to be real is my love for you!
i won't be the girl you want me to be, i'm not the honey to sweeten your tea.
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i won't be the girl you want me to be, i'm not the honey to sweeten your tea.
oh brother, i've returned, to my burn scars of birth.
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
oh brother, i've returned, to my burn scars of birth.
my grandfather says, it can take hundreds of years for the light of a star to reach earth. and by the time we see it, the star might not even exist anymore.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
my grandfather says, it can take hundreds of years for the light of a star to reach earth. and by the time we see it, the star might not even exist anymore.
here is the church and here is the steeple, we sure are cute for two ugly people.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
here is the church and here is the steeple, we sure are cute for two ugly people.
if the future is bright, it doesn't shine with that 'end of the tunnel' light. more like a deer in the headlights, sudden red lights.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
if the future is bright, it doesn't shine with that 'end of the tunnel' light. more like a deer in the headlights, sudden red lights.
give me a fight i can't resist, give me something to break with my fists.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
give me a fight i can't resist, give me something to break with my fists.
and i hold your beating chambers until they beat no more, you die like angels sing.
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
and i hold your beating chambers until they beat no more, you die like angels sing.
mirror, mirror, tell me something. can i stop my 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭?
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
mirror, mirror, tell me something. can i stop my 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭?
it's alright, yeah, 'cause being your punchline still is something.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
it's alright, yeah, 'cause being your punchline still is something.
'CAUSE I'M A 𝘗𝘜𝘕𝘒 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘙, YES I AM!
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 AM
'CAUSE I'M A 𝘗𝘜𝘕𝘒 𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘙, YES I AM!
i will make your last living moments . . absolutely 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓!
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 AM
i will make your last living moments . . absolutely 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓!
they don't know, they don't understand. there's a 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭, it's my 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯.
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 AM
they don't know, they don't understand. there's a 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭, it's my 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯.
you won't believe it, until you see it, when i kick your ass and look you in the 𝘦𝘺𝘦.
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 AM
you won't believe it, until you see it, when i kick your ass and look you in the 𝘦𝘺𝘦.
love's the choice we made.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM
love's the choice we made.
history's been leaning on me lately; i can feel the future breathing down my neck.
January 25, 2026 at 8:29 AM
history's been leaning on me lately; i can feel the future breathing down my neck.
i just wanna be your favorite pretty boy!
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 AM
i just wanna be your favorite pretty boy!
that's my story and I'm sticking to it. don't know what i did, but i didn't do it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 AM
that's my story and I'm sticking to it. don't know what i did, but i didn't do it.
their arms will never reach for the mother, i never got to be.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 AM
their arms will never reach for the mother, i never got to be.
they made bruno mars in a lab?
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
they made bruno mars in a lab?
if your parents think you're gay, then you're doing it right.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
if your parents think you're gay, then you're doing it right.
though i fail, i grow, and tomorrow i'll touch the 𝘴𝘬𝘺.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
though i fail, i grow, and tomorrow i'll touch the 𝘴𝘬𝘺.