⋆˙⟡ —— 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍.ᐟ
@sidekicking.bsky.social
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• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐌𝐮𝐧 | 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 | 𝐍𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝
• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐌𝐮𝐧 | 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 | 𝐍𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝
Pinned
// Do NOT take this boy to Cirque Du Soleil.
He will sneak on stage
He will sneak on stage
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
// Do NOT take this boy to Cirque Du Soleil.
He will sneak on stage
He will sneak on stage
<— mysteriously disappeared from his cereal & cartoons
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
<— mysteriously disappeared from his cereal & cartoons
Saturday morning cartoons and cereal??? That sugary kind Alfred hates...!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Saturday morning cartoons and cereal??? That sugary kind Alfred hates...!
// Getting excited about an account that posts a lot of Batman (1966)
😒
They ship dick and bruce....
ENDING IT ALL!!!
😒
They ship dick and bruce....
ENDING IT ALL!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
// Getting excited about an account that posts a lot of Batman (1966)
😒
They ship dick and bruce....
ENDING IT ALL!!!
😒
They ship dick and bruce....
ENDING IT ALL!!!
"Wowzers. Talk about having it good! Maybe I outta start having a hangover more often if it means getting a tasty breakfast out of it!"
Chipper as ever despite his apparent "hangover".
"I'm a growing boy, afrerall. Be a shame to skip out on a balanced breakfast."
Chipper as ever despite his apparent "hangover".
"I'm a growing boy, afrerall. Be a shame to skip out on a balanced breakfast."
"I know, chum," he chuckled, choosing to play along. "Hangover breakfast, then? Eggs and toast?"
"I'm sooo hungover, Bruce....."
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"Wowzers. Talk about having it good! Maybe I outta start having a hangover more often if it means getting a tasty breakfast out of it!"
Chipper as ever despite his apparent "hangover".
"I'm a growing boy, afrerall. Be a shame to skip out on a balanced breakfast."
Chipper as ever despite his apparent "hangover".
"I'm a growing boy, afrerall. Be a shame to skip out on a balanced breakfast."
"I'm sooo hungover, Bruce....."
"I'm sure you are..."
"I think I'm hungover......"
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"I'm sooo hungover, Bruce....."
"I think I'm hungover......"
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"I think I'm hungover......"
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
He had — a lot of juice. Sparkling grape juice.
Not if they're a fish or a redhead..
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Not if they're a fish or a redhead..
I still haven't met any of these friends I'm meant to have.
And don't say that..
And don't say that..
Until you see a pretty boy..
The red headed ones get you off track
The red headed ones get you off track
One day, I'll marry the prettiest girl ever!
( He'll get close— )
( He'll get close— )
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I still haven't met any of these friends I'm meant to have.
And don't say that..
And don't say that..
Tell it to the shrink, chum.
I was being NICE
Hay is for horses, bozo.
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Tell it to the shrink, chum.
One day, I'll marry the prettiest girl ever!
( He'll get close— )
( He'll get close— )
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
One day, I'll marry the prettiest girl ever!
( He'll get close— )
( He'll get close— )
Hay is for horses, bozo.
HEY?
Bruce should buy you a trip to the doctor so they can check out what's wrong with your head
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hay is for horses, bozo.
I DONT WANT A FISH MAN!
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I DONT WANT A FISH MAN!
Bruce should buy you a trip to the doctor so they can check out what's wrong with your head
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Bruce should buy you a trip to the doctor so they can check out what's wrong with your head
I'M 13! And a half. That's important.
I start high school next school year..!
I start high school next school year..!
December 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I'M 13! And a half. That's important.
I start high school next school year..!
I start high school next school year..!
I already live a double life and you know that..!
Well... become a secret agent!
Well that's a crummy reason.
What if I wanna know!
What if I wanna know!
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I already live a double life and you know that..!
Well that's a crummy reason.
What if I wanna know!
What if I wanna know!
It's SECRET because...
I'm a secret agent. And the secret manual tells you how to get someone to fall in love with you.
I'm a secret agent. And the secret manual tells you how to get someone to fall in love with you.
What?! You're pulling my leg! How's it secret? What's so secret about love???
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Well that's a crummy reason.
What if I wanna know!
What if I wanna know!
What?! You're pulling my leg! How's it secret? What's so secret about love???
No! That's, like... Chapter 12, I think-
Anyway, I can't show you. It's a secret manual.
Anyway, I can't show you. It's a secret manual.
Well, then, wise guy. Lemme see this manual then.
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What?! You're pulling my leg! How's it secret? What's so secret about love???
Well, then, wise guy. Lemme see this manual then.
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
Wh- I'm not lousy at love! I already told you I have a manual on it! 💧
Usually when people claim to be an expert in love they're downright lousy at it.
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Well, then, wise guy. Lemme see this manual then.
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
What's it say? Step one, look romantically into his eyes and run off into the sunset???
Usually when people claim to be an expert in love they're downright lousy at it.
Pff- oh, my...
Well... let me know if I can help somehow! I happen to be an EXPERT in love.
Well... let me know if I can help somehow! I happen to be an EXPERT in love.
That's just the thing, fella!
They're both head over heels! Doesn't take a genius to see that, except for the fact the only ones who can't see it are those two doofuses!
They're both head over heels! Doesn't take a genius to see that, except for the fact the only ones who can't see it are those two doofuses!
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Usually when people claim to be an expert in love they're downright lousy at it.