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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ.
ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨
🗯ೀ ⋆｡˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯
`` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’
`` ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ’ ’
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#DCRP
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ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨
🗯ೀ ⋆｡˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯
`` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’
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#DCRP
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Pinned
No, hold on. I’m busy with my coffee..
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
No, hold on. I’m busy with my coffee..
Oh, me too
I don’t participate in the mortal November trends though, I like my nuts
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Oh, me too
… do things other than.. eating treenuts?
When you—? 🤔
…. exactly. So I’m not losing it when I—
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
… do things other than.. eating treenuts?
…. exactly. So I’m not losing it when I—
… I thought it was No Nut November. Where mortals decide not to eat peanuts and cashews- stuff like that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
…. exactly. So I’m not losing it when I—
Oh! The fried rice then..?
Jason not Dick, we’re not
following in Dick’s footsteps.
following in Dick’s footsteps.
The.. cat food?
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Oh! The fried rice then..?
The.. cat food?
Don’t forget to grab breakfast. Jason cooked this time.
And Tim’s there! At the table!
Coffee….
Coffee….
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The.. cat food?
And Tim’s there! At the table!
Coffee….
Coffee….
… Pouring a second cup. C’mere Tim
.. coughs
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
And Tim’s there! At the table!
Coffee….
Coffee….
.. coughs
Innocent, drinking coffee. 😇
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
.. coughs
You are NOT having babies with my DAD??
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
We really don’t need to unpack that—
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
You are NOT having babies with my DAD??
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
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// i feel the needto specify my nose wasnt bleedijg for an hour i just made myself go be a person and shower and stuff
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
// i feel the needto specify my nose wasnt bleedijg for an hour i just made myself go be a person and shower and stuff
We really don’t need to unpack that—
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We really don’t need to unpack that—
// hold on yall my nose started bleeding ob me
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
// hold on yall my nose started bleeding ob me
No, nonono—
I think.. he has a fever. Or hit his head. He’s delirious—
I think.. he has a fever. Or hit his head. He’s delirious—
I'm afraid we'll have to ban him.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No, nonono—
I think.. he has a fever. Or hit his head. He’s delirious—
I think.. he has a fever. Or hit his head. He’s delirious—
// i love making tim rattle off information before hes actually THOUGHT about it
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
// i love making tim rattle off information before hes actually THOUGHT about it
Classified
Man, I wonder what else is packed in that big brain o’ yours.
IT’S GOOD TO BE INFORMED
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Classified
IT’S GOOD TO BE INFORMED
YOU HAD THEM ALL ALONG?!
WHAT?
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
IT’S GOOD TO BE INFORMED
WHAT?
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
WHAT?
Well, if male clownfish can turn into female clownfish then….
Sumn sumn if I turn into animals can I turn into female animals like the clownfish etc etc. [Waves away the rest of the sentence.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Well, if male clownfish can turn into female clownfish then….
What are you implying??
"World's Greatest Detective" btw.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
What are you implying??
Yeah—
How else would you know if you’re pregnant?
How else would you know if you’re pregnant?
The OTHER you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Yeah—
How else would you know if you’re pregnant?
How else would you know if you’re pregnant?
Did you take a covid test?
Yeah, we, uh. Lost our virginity a week ago.
The baby's coming.
The baby's coming.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Did you take a covid test?
If Jason was a bird, hypothetically, he’d probably be a red-rumped bush tyrant
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
If Jason was a bird, hypothetically, he’d probably be a red-rumped bush tyrant