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#DCRP
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[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
Pinned
[ Blue eyes closed. Just for a minute— Tim reaching out his other hand blindly to set the mug down on a table. So he could hug back properly.
Bart… he shouldn’t feel guilty. Not for this. ]
Don’t— it wasn’t— don’t apologize for it. None of this is because of you. I mean that.
Bart… he shouldn’t feel guilty. Not for this. ]
Don’t— it wasn’t— don’t apologize for it. None of this is because of you. I mean that.
I'm so sorry...
[ He said, hugging his best friend. Holding on to that boy he had known since they were thirteen.
Thirteen felt like a million lifetimes ago.
The YJ, Red Tornado, the silly talks around a fire and that stupid double mask joke Tim had made... It all felt thousands of lifetimes +
[ He said, hugging his best friend. Holding on to that boy he had known since they were thirteen.
Thirteen felt like a million lifetimes ago.
The YJ, Red Tornado, the silly talks around a fire and that stupid double mask joke Tim had made... It all felt thousands of lifetimes +
[ Tim just.. took the coffee. A slight nod while he drank about half of it down. ]
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
[ Blue eyes closed. Just for a minute— Tim reaching out his other hand blindly to set the mug down on a table. So he could hug back properly.
Bart… he shouldn’t feel guilty. Not for this. ]
Don’t— it wasn’t— don’t apologize for it. None of this is because of you. I mean that.
Bart… he shouldn’t feel guilty. Not for this. ]
Don’t— it wasn’t— don’t apologize for it. None of this is because of you. I mean that.
[ Tim just.. took the coffee. A slight nod while he drank about half of it down. ]
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
[ Bart zapped out and back in again with a cup.
It was mostly milk, just to be safe. ]
I promise I'll get you a cup the size of your head once this is over.
[ He felt exactly like he had told Duke the other day: the Grim Reaper.
No.
The Black Flash.
Welcome to the family, Theo, your soul gets+
It was mostly milk, just to be safe. ]
I promise I'll get you a cup the size of your head once this is over.
[ He felt exactly like he had told Duke the other day: the Grim Reaper.
No.
The Black Flash.
Welcome to the family, Theo, your soul gets+
….. He needs to run.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
[ Tim just.. took the coffee. A slight nod while he drank about half of it down. ]
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
Guess that’s— one thing to look forward to. A big cup of real coffee.
[ Imagining it wasn’t as satisfying as it should be, with how badly he’s craved it. ]
Just, come here, Bart.
[ The arm not holding the mug —
Is the— do I even bother with the reinforced playpens and redoing the nursery?
He’s just going to be.. incubated. And hooked onto monitors. Isn’t he?
He’s just going to be.. incubated. And hooked onto monitors. Isn’t he?
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Is the— do I even bother with the reinforced playpens and redoing the nursery?
He’s just going to be.. incubated. And hooked onto monitors. Isn’t he?
He’s just going to be.. incubated. And hooked onto monitors. Isn’t he?
….. He needs to run.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
You hate a cup a day, take it.
[ Before he finished the phrase, Bart had already written down everything on different sections and handed it to Tim. ]
Tim... Here is the thing about healing [ "Fixing" felt more and more terrible the more he said it ] Theo... I had to be able to run.
[ Meaning: +
[ Before he finished the phrase, Bart had already written down everything on different sections and handed it to Tim. ]
Tim... Here is the thing about healing [ "Fixing" felt more and more terrible the more he said it ] Theo... I had to be able to run.
[ Meaning: +
[ Tim is… rapidly listing these things down in his head. Compartmentalizing. Those were— a lot of things to consider. And keep track of. Bruce would need to get involved…. ]
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
….. He needs to run.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
Babies don’t— my baby won’t get to be a—
[ Okay. Inhale. Think later. ]
I’m.. going to get that one coffee.
// I almost mix up my Tim and Jason so often I panic
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
// I almost mix up my Tim and Jason so often I panic
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Good.. that’s good.
That’s— it’s what we classify them as? You could… test it out. With Bart, and see if it works?
That’s— it’s what we classify them as? You could… test it out. With Bart, and see if it works?
I know, Bart told me everything the other day. That's why I understood Theo was growing up really fast.
Are Speedsters meta humans? Since my father tried to commit genocide I can power up other metas, but... I never tried to use it since I don't know many.
Maybe this can help Wally and Bart.
Are Speedsters meta humans? Since my father tried to commit genocide I can power up other metas, but... I never tried to use it since I don't know many.
Maybe this can help Wally and Bart.
I know— I know—
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Good.. that’s good.
That’s— it’s what we classify them as? You could… test it out. With Bart, and see if it works?
That’s— it’s what we classify them as? You could… test it out. With Bart, and see if it works?
[ Tim is… rapidly listing these things down in his head. Compartmentalizing. Those were— a lot of things to consider. And keep track of. Bruce would need to get involved…. ]
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
He... Is going to seem pretty normal at first, for a couple days. But then he is going to get very thin overnight...
His body is going to burn through more calories than normal baby food can give him. The good news is it will handle things you "shouldn't" give a newborn, too. Like... Goats milk. +
His body is going to burn through more calories than normal baby food can give him. The good news is it will handle things you "shouldn't" give a newborn, too. Like... Goats milk. +
Yeah— yeah, okay. We’ll make due. Just tell me what we’ve got to figure out first—?
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[ Tim is… rapidly listing these things down in his head. Compartmentalizing. Those were— a lot of things to consider. And keep track of. Bruce would need to get involved…. ]
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
Alright— we can’t let him starve? He’s going to start needing a lot more food than I can give him.. I’ll need to stock up —
I know— I know—
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
You can't.
I'll help. With our four brains we probably can solve it in time, right?
I wish my powers gave me a light speed brain... I really need one right now.
I'll help. With our four brains we probably can solve it in time, right?
I wish my powers gave me a light speed brain... I really need one right now.
Yes.. yeah. Shit— we knew it was a possibility? A pretty big one?
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I know— I know—
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
Okay. Well. Wally’s done it before? With Bart? But.. it’s nothing really concrete. He sort of just, did it.
Yeah— yeah, okay. We’ll make due. Just tell me what we’ve got to figure out first—?
We have the family group chat.
Max is MIA, which fucking SUCKS right now. I need him.
But... Ok. Let's start with what I know Theo is going to need, and then we can move on to asking questions.
Max is MIA, which fucking SUCKS right now. I need him.
But... Ok. Let's start with what I know Theo is going to need, and then we can move on to asking questions.
Life support.
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Yeah— yeah, okay. We’ll make due. Just tell me what we’ve got to figure out first—?
Yes.. yeah. Shit— we knew it was a possibility? A pretty big one?
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
That means we need to use Bruce's infinite money earlier to build something to slow Theo down when he's born... and work with the Flashes to see if we can use Speedforce or science to fix it...
[Duke is trying to guide hid mind to solutions to avoid freaking out.]
[Duke is trying to guide hid mind to solutions to avoid freaking out.]
…… Yeah. Yeah, this means— not so great things.
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yes.. yeah. Shit— we knew it was a possibility? A pretty big one?
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
I’ve talked to Bart and Wally about it.. theoretically, it’s doable. To fix it before he’s— all grown up too quick.
I wish I could drink coffee right now….
Life support.
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
Tim... I've only spent a couple days with my mother, and my father was murdered when I was a baby...
I don’t have those answers. I wish... I wish I did.
I am so sorry.
But I can only... Tell you what I had to be hooked to for life support. That much I remember...
I don’t have those answers. I wish... I wish I did.
I am so sorry.
But I can only... Tell you what I had to be hooked to for life support. That much I remember...
[ Tim’s face is a.. little blank. ]
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Life support.
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
No— it’s— it isn’t your fault, Bart. You’re helping.
Okay…. Do you have— I don’t know, a speedster group chat? This is.. I don’t know enough about these things
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The sound of hamburger sizzling, laughter and chatter fill the air. Tonight was the beginning of a very long New Years, he knew it, but he still had a small smile. "Yeah, I may need to ask someone to grab a drink for me."
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The sound of hamburger sizzling, laughter and chatter fill the air. Tonight was the beginning of a very long New Years, he knew it, but he still had a small smile. "Yeah, I may need to ask someone to grab a drink for me."
…… Yeah. Yeah, this means— not so great things.
I don't know the biology inside of you, but two months the fetus is still connected to the uterus and arms and legs barely recognizable.
Too many details for two months.
Too many details for two months.
Looking at.. development charts. I think it’s more two months size?
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
…… Yeah. Yeah, this means— not so great things.
[ Tim’s face is a.. little blank. ]
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
[ Bart just nodded, feeling his heart drop with each beat. ]
I- I am so sorry.
[ Barry said it wasn't his fault. But still... ]
On the bright side, we do know how to fix that! On the not so bright side... You two have a lot less time to prepare to be...
If he keeps going at this rate you +
I- I am so sorry.
[ Barry said it wasn't his fault. But still... ]
On the bright side, we do know how to fix that! On the not so bright side... You two have a lot less time to prepare to be...
If he keeps going at this rate you +
So he’s……
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[ Tim’s face is a.. little blank. ]
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
That’s— I mean, I figured it would happen. I knew that. We don’t have good luck..
Theo’ll be here before Valentine’s—? We need to— we should— well, you should probably let Wally know. And I need to.. prepare. Fix up Py’s nursery to fit a speedster too. Not —
So he’s……
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
Give me a minute.
[ Zaps out of here.
Goes to scream his lungs out in the middle of the Atlantic.
Zaps back. ]
Not long ago for Theo to be... That big. Not normally, at least. Curse you, eidetic memory, I wish I could forget biology book details.
[ Zaps out of here.
Goes to scream his lungs out in the middle of the Atlantic.
Zaps back. ]
Not long ago for Theo to be... That big. Not normally, at least. Curse you, eidetic memory, I wish I could forget biology book details.
….. How long ago did he kiss me with shrimp?
It was a little after that
It was a little after that
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So he’s……
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
Growing fast. That’s what you mean? Faster than he should?
Looking at.. development charts. I think it’s more two months size?
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
Tell me you took this image from the internet and it's just a joke, because this shithead looks to be at least three months old
Turns out.. the cave 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 have ultrasound equipment.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Looking at.. development charts. I think it’s more two months size?
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
….. Maybe he does take after Bart.
….. How long ago did he kiss me with shrimp?
It was a little after that
It was a little after that
Tim... Uh...
I just know I said my sense of time is absolutely fried and all that, but...
How long have you been with Thad?
I just know I said my sense of time is absolutely fried and all that, but...
How long have you been with Thad?
Turns out.. the cave 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 have ultrasound equipment.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
….. How long ago did he kiss me with shrimp?
It was a little after that
It was a little after that
“Four or six months..?
Look— it wasn’t planned— I thought only Kon could make that happen.”
Look— it wasn’t planned— I thought only Kon could make that happen.”
"Did you let your body REST AT ALL?!"
“…. Surprise—?”
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Four or six months..?
Look— it wasn’t planned— I thought only Kon could make that happen.”
Look— it wasn’t planned— I thought only Kon could make that happen.”
Happens with speedster babies…
Apparently
Apparently
Huh?
Tim how in the fuck do you have that?
Tim how in the fuck do you have that?
Well— I do? Temporarily? For the next however many months
Long story
Long story
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Happens with speedster babies…
Apparently
Apparently
Well— I do? Temporarily? For the next however many months
Long story
Long story
None of us have that.
No— no I mean with superspeed
You could just.. run right off
You could just.. run right off
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Well— I do? Temporarily? For the next however many months
Long story
Long story
Not that I’m a licensed doctor.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Not that I’m a licensed doctor.
Turns out.. the cave 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 have ultrasound equipment.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Turns out.. the cave 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 have ultrasound equipment.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
I don’t think Bruce ever thought it’d be used to see an actual baby, but cool. Great. That’s useful.
Theo…..
He looks okay.
Tim’s heading down to the cave..
Slowly. Consciously slow. Taking his time. Slower than even his normal pace.. he won’t accidentally run into a wall.
He needs to check vitals and see how Theo’s developing.
Slowly. Consciously slow. Taking his time. Slower than even his normal pace.. he won’t accidentally run into a wall.
He needs to check vitals and see how Theo’s developing.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tim’s heading down to the cave..
Slowly. Consciously slow. Taking his time. Slower than even his normal pace.. he won’t accidentally run into a wall.
He needs to check vitals and see how Theo’s developing.
Slowly. Consciously slow. Taking his time. Slower than even his normal pace.. he won’t accidentally run into a wall.
He needs to check vitals and see how Theo’s developing.