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• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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Look, man. I've been useful my whole life! While Tim's been out there risking his life for everyone since he was a kid!

He means everything to me... And I know he's bound to find out and I know he'll be worried sick and pissed about it. ++
Alright— ignoring the whole 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, not being a ‘damsel needing saved’ and being a vigilante fighting crime are two 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.

Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—
Look, I know it's bad but what was I meant to do? I've been training for years ever since my .. whole cult thing. I wasn't going to stay being the damsel needing saved by Robin and Co. I've handled it!

Tim's benched and needs to stay benched! ++
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Exhausted & overworked, Beenard had finally taken time to himself in order to relax given his new ... lifestyle he'd taken up.

His body sore & draped along his couch until the knock would pull him to his feet immediately.

"Coming..!" An all too quick & nervous answer. ++
Should Tim be leaving the Manor?

No. Definitely, probably not. But it isn’t for vigilante stuff, and no one’ll recognize him with the big hoodie he’s got on and hiding his face.. and Theo.

He ordered these a while ago.. and it wouldn’t be as nice just sending them to @pariahism.bsky.social ‘s door
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Look, I know it's bad but what was I meant to do? I've been training for years ever since my .. whole cult thing. I wasn't going to stay being the damsel needing saved by Robin and Co. I've handled it!

Tim's benched and needs to stay benched! ++
[ Jason just raised his eyebrows, letting ‘im throw a fit about it. Not even teasing for the diary.

Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—

A domino. ]

Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—

You even trained? Fuck—
Are you kidding me? You're kidding me right now? Jason Todd, Red Hood is scolding me???? This is going in my diary later..

[ A drawn out groan ]

You're not— No! Absolutely not! You're not telling Tim about this, he'll flip out! No one can know...! ++
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Are you kidding me? You're kidding me right now? Jason Todd, Red Hood is scolding me???? This is going in my diary later..

[ A drawn out groan ]

You're not— No! Absolutely not! You're not telling Tim about this, he'll flip out! No one can know...! ++
No— No, hey— and this’ll probably be the ONE time I’m not telling you to fuck off

What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
.......

Anyway. Good talk, Jason! Good to see you're still hot. On that note, I have to go feed my codependent speedster.
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
.......

Anyway. Good talk, Jason! Good to see you're still hot. On that note, I have to go feed my codependent speedster.
… Virgin late night study sessions.

Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”

But I know bullshit when I hear it.
....Virgin late night study sessions.

They don't know I fuck. It's fine. Helping them pass biology. It's rough times in classes these days.
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 AM
....Virgin late night study sessions.

They don't know I fuck. It's fine. Helping them pass biology. It's rough times in classes these days.
Yeah. Yeah probab—



What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
I think Tim would still hit me if given the chance and Thad would totally rock my shit in the not so fun way.

He's cranky because I haven't been cooking ever since I started doing v—

...

Longer study sessions for college.
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I think Tim would still hit me if given the chance and Thad would totally rock my shit in the not so fun way.

He's cranky because I haven't been cooking ever since I started doing v—

...

Longer study sessions for college.
Oh my god..

Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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REMEMBER SON... DYING IS GAY.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Hi, baby. I miss you.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Gonna touch his boobs ...
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
<— Ready to send Jason flowers
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Another sleepless night for Bernard, exhausted & sore.

A few cuts & bruises on his face but nothing a little makeup couldn't conceal ... & He could at least manage 30 minutes of sleep before his first class of the day ...
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Always.
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Nope, no one put me up to it. This? This is chemistry, babe. Happening in real time.

It's okay if you're a bottom, I have a lot of experience in taking care of them. Wink wonk.
Yeah, between you and that speedster, there’s something wrong with his taste—

… Shut up. Did Roy put you up to this shit—?

[ Jason’s not flustered. This isn’t flustering him. It’s just.. warm. ]
I ask myself that very same question everyday. He's put up with my nonsense so long, I tricked him into thinking I'm just that great.

And oh, I know, pretty boy. I know. Look at you — tough guy exterior. But you take it like a good boy no doubt.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I ask myself that very same question everyday. He's put up with my nonsense so long, I tricked him into thinking I'm just that great.

And oh, I know, pretty boy. I know. Look at you — tough guy exterior. But you take it like a good boy no doubt.
BOUNC—

What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?

… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
Well, damn. Leaving my with a broken heart.

I could treat you right. I could take you away from here, baby.

I could let you bounce on it crazy style.. Because let's be fair, we know you're not much of a giver.
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Well, damn. Leaving my with a broken heart.

I could treat you right. I could take you away from here, baby.

I could let you bounce on it crazy style.. Because let's be fair, we know you're not much of a giver.
We AREN’T getting married??
I was thinking an outdoor wedding, small crowd. In the fall.
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Your twenties are for cutting out your parents and getting men pregnant.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I was thinking an outdoor wedding, small crowd. In the fall.
Oh my god…..

If I could shoot you—
Are you shy, princess? Are you nervous?

Come here. I'll take care of you.

[ puckers his lips ]
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Jason Todd, we WILL be having babies.
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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And congratulations to Jason Todd for ranking 7 at Top Omega of All Time. 🥳
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Are you shy, princess? Are you nervous?

Come here. I'll take care of you.

[ puckers his lips ]
?????? PRIN—

We aren’t taking our time with ANYTHING?
That's fair. You're shy, I get it. No need to worry, babe. I'm not gonna rush you. We'll take our time with this, princess.
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 AM
He shuffled in place upon hearing the question. What did he want? What hadn't he wanted when it came to dealing with the person he viewed as a hero above all else.

Hands stuffed into the pockets of jacket, his attention drawn to his feet while he'd think over his next move, next words. ++
Tim bit the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing, for Bernard’s sake.

“No— No, I don’t think you’re desperate.”

They’ve definitely dealt with civilians doing weirder things…..

And this was Bernard.

There was a grin growing on Tim’s face at the start of the ramble, but that humor turned —
"Now you make me sound kind of desperate, which I guess standing on a roof in Gotham shouting bird noises to catch a guy's attention...." His voice trailed off, cheeks burning to a red at the very thought of all he'd put himself through for a singular guy?

A vigilante at that.

"Okay..It is." ++
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 AM
That's fair. You're shy, I get it. No need to worry, babe. I'm not gonna rush you. We'll take our time with this, princess.
NO—?

With or without, that’s a NO
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM