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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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"I don't think I know how to respond to that -- Thanks? For not making me-- What....?"
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
"Shit kid, If I was /trying/ to make you look a fool, you'd be on the short bus by now."
Condescending head pat.
Condescending head pat.
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"I don't think I know how to respond to that -- Thanks? For not making me-- What....?"
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
Confusion etched into his features, lips parting as though to speak further but nothing else came out.
"Still not the weirdest first meeting, but alright."
"Cooler one...?" A quick up & down glance, lips pulling to a tightened, straight line.
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
“I like how you answered your own question there. Bravo.
Luckily for you, the cooler one is here. Batman is lame.”
Luckily for you, the cooler one is here. Batman is lame.”
"I tend to like to overcomplicate things. Makes life more interesting that way, being the exception to the rules. Right? Right."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Cooler one...?" A quick up & down glance, lips pulling to a tightened, straight line.
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
"I mean, aesthetic wise? I'll give you the points. I gotta admit I'm a Robin fan, though. Cape's cool -- people dig capes."
I really like honey on biscuits...
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I really like honey on biscuits...
Suddenly I don't feel bad for telling Tim I wanted to make his dad have my babies.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Suddenly I don't feel bad for telling Tim I wanted to make his dad have my babies.
// yk what. Yk what.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
// yk what. Yk what.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
Keepin it where Bernard has no idea Tim is Robin and definitely doesn't know the others identities either.
It definitely brings me a certain joy I can't get anywhere else. And as your best friend in the whole world, it's my job to make you question life at least twice a day.
You are NOT having babies with my DAD??
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
Bernard, do you have a fever? Or does bringing me grief give you joy?
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It definitely brings me a certain joy I can't get anywhere else. And as your best friend in the whole world, it's my job to make you question life at least twice a day.
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
We really don’t need to unpack that—
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think we need to circle back to that.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
But don't worry. When your dad has my babies, I promise we won't forget about you.
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ok, but the real question is why Timmy insinuated that his dad was able to get impregnated.
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
"Really? I would've gone with bubblemint personally, but whatever."
— @zteamvibes.bsky.social
"Your hair makes me want cotton candy real bad. Or bubblegum. Cotton candy bubblegum??"
"Your hair makes me want cotton candy real bad. Or bubblegum. Cotton candy bubblegum??"
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Okay, yeah sure. Just make me look dumb why don't you?!"
Mr. Wayne, would you do me the honor....
Of becoming....
My bride?
Of becoming....
My bride?
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Mr. Wayne, would you do me the honor....
Of becoming....
My bride?
Of becoming....
My bride?
// THE MEASUREMENTS PLEAASE
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
// THE MEASUREMENTS PLEAASE
// you werent supposed to see that either.... 😔
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
// you werent supposed to see that either.... 😔
// you werent supposed to see that 😩
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
// you werent supposed to see that 😩
// we should let him dress like this again.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
// we should let him dress like this again.
Reposted by ᯓ★𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃.
// This depiction of Bernard isn't dating/never dated Tim Drake
It's not that I hate the ship, it's that I hate what they've done with his character <3
I'll be taking inspiration from his earlier appearences, still keeping the cult storyline, and adding my own twist.
It's not that I hate the ship, it's that I hate what they've done with his character <3
I'll be taking inspiration from his earlier appearences, still keeping the cult storyline, and adding my own twist.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
// This depiction of Bernard isn't dating/never dated Tim Drake
It's not that I hate the ship, it's that I hate what they've done with his character <3
I'll be taking inspiration from his earlier appearences, still keeping the cult storyline, and adding my own twist.
It's not that I hate the ship, it's that I hate what they've done with his character <3
I'll be taking inspiration from his earlier appearences, still keeping the cult storyline, and adding my own twist.
"I tend to like to overcomplicate things. Makes life more interesting that way, being the exception to the rules. Right? Right."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
“You know sometimes you should that you don’t have to word out all your thoughts and just answer the question.”
"You know there's a certain surreality that comes with a crime lord asking if you're okay. Then you have to stop to wonder — Are you, if this guy is asking? No offense I'm sure you're neat."
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"I tend to like to overcomplicate things. Makes life more interesting that way, being the exception to the rules. Right? Right."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
"Wasn't expecting to meet up with Red Hood today but you know, at least it wasn't Batman."
"Okay, well I'm not flunking. Just saying if I did, I'm already a disappointment but let's not dwell on that."
"Let's talk about why you have sticks in your head."
"Let's talk about why you have sticks in your head."
"Flunking college."
"On which part--"
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Okay, well I'm not flunking. Just saying if I did, I'm already a disappointment but let's not dwell on that."
"Let's talk about why you have sticks in your head."
"Let's talk about why you have sticks in your head."
"You know there's a certain surreality that comes with a crime lord asking if you're okay. Then you have to stop to wonder — Are you, if this guy is asking? No offense I'm sure you're neat."
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
“Are you okay.”
"My parents can't be disappointed in me if I flunk college because they were disappointed with me since birth."
"L-O-L."
"I'm studying really hard, though..."
"L-O-L."
"I'm studying really hard, though..."
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"You know there's a certain surreality that comes with a crime lord asking if you're okay. Then you have to stop to wonder — Are you, if this guy is asking? No offense I'm sure you're neat."
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
"But uh. Sure. Yeah. Doing peachy, man!"
"On which part--"
"Can't relate."
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"My parents can't be disappointed in me if I flunk college because they were disappointed with me since birth."
"L-O-L."
"I'm studying really hard, though..."
"L-O-L."
"I'm studying really hard, though..."
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"On which part--"