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Pinned
“No ‘friendly greetin’s in Gotham.”
Jason let the light mock slip past his lips, the accent more dipping into that Crime Alley drawl than proper country.
A smile like that would get most guys punched. Jason was playing nice, really.
“Oh, 𝘖𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢? I won’t be worried ‘bout you shooting lasers out—
Jason let the light mock slip past his lips, the accent more dipping into that Crime Alley drawl than proper country.
A smile like that would get most guys punched. Jason was playing nice, really.
“Oh, 𝘖𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢? I won’t be worried ‘bout you shooting lasers out—
"Just a friendly greetin' is all."
His hands are raised in self defense, that stupid smile still there.
"Plus I ain't from Kansas. I'm from Oklahoma."
His hands are raised in self defense, that stupid smile still there.
"Plus I ain't from Kansas. I'm from Oklahoma."
His jaw’s twitching, faint. But his hand hasn’t gone for a gun. Yet.
“Must’ve. What’re you talking to me for?”
“Must’ve. What’re you talking to me for?”
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
“No ‘friendly greetin’s in Gotham.”
Jason let the light mock slip past his lips, the accent more dipping into that Crime Alley drawl than proper country.
A smile like that would get most guys punched. Jason was playing nice, really.
“Oh, 𝘖𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢? I won’t be worried ‘bout you shooting lasers out—
Jason let the light mock slip past his lips, the accent more dipping into that Crime Alley drawl than proper country.
A smile like that would get most guys punched. Jason was playing nice, really.
“Oh, 𝘖𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢? I won’t be worried ‘bout you shooting lasers out—
Alright— ignoring the whole 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, not being a ‘damsel needing saved’ and being a vigilante fighting crime are two 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.
Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—
Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—
Look, I know it's bad but what was I meant to do? I've been training for years ever since my .. whole cult thing. I wasn't going to stay being the damsel needing saved by Robin and Co. I've handled it!
Tim's benched and needs to stay benched! ++
Tim's benched and needs to stay benched! ++
[ Jason just raised his eyebrows, letting ‘im throw a fit about it. Not even teasing for the diary.
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Alright— ignoring the whole 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, not being a ‘damsel needing saved’ and being a vigilante fighting crime are two 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.
Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—
Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—
[ Jason just raised his eyebrows, letting ‘im throw a fit about it. Not even teasing for the diary.
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
Are you kidding me? You're kidding me right now? Jason Todd, Red Hood is scolding me???? This is going in my diary later..
[ A drawn out groan ]
You're not— No! Absolutely not! You're not telling Tim about this, he'll flip out! No one can know...! ++
[ A drawn out groan ]
You're not— No! Absolutely not! You're not telling Tim about this, he'll flip out! No one can know...! ++
No— No, hey— and this’ll probably be the ONE time I’m not telling you to fuck off
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
[ Jason just raised his eyebrows, letting ‘im throw a fit about it. Not even teasing for the diary.
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
Then teal eyes looked down to what Bernard was pulling out of the bag—
A domino. ]
Shit. Kid, you’re kidding? You went and started doing vigilante shit behind Tim’s back—
You even trained? Fuck—
No— No, hey— and this’ll probably be the ONE time I’m not telling you to fuck off
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
.......
Anyway. Good talk, Jason! Good to see you're still hot. On that note, I have to go feed my codependent speedster.
Anyway. Good talk, Jason! Good to see you're still hot. On that note, I have to go feed my codependent speedster.
… Virgin late night study sessions.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
No— No, hey— and this’ll probably be the ONE time I’m not telling you to fuck off
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
What the hell’ve you been doing? Bullshit me and I’ll just go tip Timmy off about it. He’s been benched for ages, you know he’d have nothing better to do than figure it out
… Virgin late night study sessions.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
....Virgin late night study sessions.
They don't know I fuck. It's fine. Helping them pass biology. It's rough times in classes these days.
They don't know I fuck. It's fine. Helping them pass biology. It's rough times in classes these days.
Yeah. Yeah probab—
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
… Virgin late night study sessions.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
Look, I get I’m not known as the “Smart Robin”
But I know bullshit when I hear it.
Yeah. Yeah probab—
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
I think Tim would still hit me if given the chance and Thad would totally rock my shit in the not so fun way.
He's cranky because I haven't been cooking ever since I started doing v—
...
Longer study sessions for college.
He's cranky because I haven't been cooking ever since I started doing v—
...
Longer study sessions for college.
Oh my god..
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Yeah. Yeah probab—
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
…
What. What were you saying? That didn’t start with an L.
… What’re you saying it like that for—
Yeah..? You gonna shoot me...?
……
It just doubled. I need a gun—
It just doubled. I need a gun—
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
… What’re you saying it like that for—
Oh my god..
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
Hi, baby. I miss you.
…..
Yeah. That was it.
Yeah. That was it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Oh my god..
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
Don’t you have like at least two other boys to drool over—? Ones that won’t shoot you????
…..
Yeah. That was it.
Yeah. That was it.
Gonna touch his boobs ...
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
…..
Yeah. That was it.
Yeah. That was it.
……
It just doubled. I need a gun—
It just doubled. I need a gun—
👁️🫦👁️
Why do I have a sudden sense of dread and foreboding
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
……
It just doubled. I need a gun—
It just doubled. I need a gun—
Why do I have a sudden sense of dread and foreboding
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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“Oh my god…”
Mortifying. This was mortifying.
Mortifying. This was mortifying.
"Now that would be telling."
She spoke with an air of smugness.
She spoke with an air of smugness.
“…. What’d you 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 from it—“
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
“Oh my god…”
Mortifying. This was mortifying.
Mortifying. This was mortifying.
“…. What’d you 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 from it—“
"Expert sleuthing. You know me."
“You 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵.”
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
“…. What’d you 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 from it—“
“You 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵.”
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
"If you tell Dixie I said unc, I'm gonna leak pages from your journal."
“Yeah, Barbie? Sounding stressed”
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
“You 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵.”
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
Jason didn’t believe himself either.
“How the hell do you have pages from my journal—“
“Yeah, Barbie? Sounding stressed”
"JASON!"
“Exactly why I need some—“
“Yeah? Noted.”
“Yeah? Noted.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 AM
“Yeah, Barbie? Sounding stressed”
“Exactly why I need some—“
“Yeah? Noted.”
“Yeah? Noted.”
"Noooo! *I'm* the one that keeps the blackmail!"
"At least make sure Dixie never finds out. I couldn't recover from that."
"At least make sure Dixie never finds out. I couldn't recover from that."
“Nah, I wouldn’t. Blackmail on Barbie? Good to keep.”
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
“Exactly why I need some—“
“Yeah? Noted.”
“Yeah? Noted.”
“Nah, I wouldn’t. Blackmail on Barbie? Good to keep.”
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
"Neither can I!"
Her face is in her palms. She's never recovering from this, is she?
"I swear to God if you tell anyone else about this..."
Her face is in her palms. She's never recovering from this, is she?
"I swear to God if you tell anyone else about this..."
“…”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“Nah, I wouldn’t. Blackmail on Barbie? Good to keep.”
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
It’s for calling him old. Definitely for calling him old.
“…”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
"Feeling washed up, unc?"
"..."
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm never, *ever* doing that again."
"..."
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm never, *ever* doing that again."
I think I’m getting more white hair.
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“…”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
“I can’t believe you just said unc.”
Yeah, between you and that speedster, there’s something wrong with his taste—
… Shut up. Did Roy put you up to this shit—?
[ Jason’s not flustered. This isn’t flustering him. It’s just.. warm. ]
… Shut up. Did Roy put you up to this shit—?
[ Jason’s not flustered. This isn’t flustering him. It’s just.. warm. ]
I ask myself that very same question everyday. He's put up with my nonsense so long, I tricked him into thinking I'm just that great.
And oh, I know, pretty boy. I know. Look at you — tough guy exterior. But you take it like a good boy no doubt.
And oh, I know, pretty boy. I know. Look at you — tough guy exterior. But you take it like a good boy no doubt.
BOUNC—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Yeah, between you and that speedster, there’s something wrong with his taste—
… Shut up. Did Roy put you up to this shit—?
[ Jason’s not flustered. This isn’t flustering him. It’s just.. warm. ]
… Shut up. Did Roy put you up to this shit—?
[ Jason’s not flustered. This isn’t flustering him. It’s just.. warm. ]
BOUNC—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
Well, damn. Leaving my with a broken heart.
I could treat you right. I could take you away from here, baby.
I could let you bounce on it crazy style.. Because let's be fair, we know you're not much of a giver.
I could treat you right. I could take you away from here, baby.
I could let you bounce on it crazy style.. Because let's be fair, we know you're not much of a giver.
We AREN’T getting married??
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
BOUNC—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
What the fuck is wrong with you?? Why does Tim LIKE you?
… and you don’t know shit— what do you mean—
Jason was on the stairs, not really remembering how he got there. Where he left his bike.
But he made it, and the helmet felt suffocating. Suffocating like—
His hands clawed at it, pulling on the catches, yanking it off his head and pulling a deep breath of air down his throat.
The helmet —
But he made it, and the helmet felt suffocating. Suffocating like—
His hands clawed at it, pulling on the catches, yanking it off his head and pulling a deep breath of air down his throat.
The helmet —
— hands the samples off to Tim, who met him by the entrance.
Didn’t even get off his bike, or look at who was all there.
He just revved it back up, once Tim got what he needed, and rode back out of the Cave.
Beelining to his apartment.
Didn’t even get off his bike, or look at who was all there.
He just revved it back up, once Tim got what he needed, and rode back out of the Cave.
Beelining to his apartment.
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Jason was on the stairs, not really remembering how he got there. Where he left his bike.
But he made it, and the helmet felt suffocating. Suffocating like—
His hands clawed at it, pulling on the catches, yanking it off his head and pulling a deep breath of air down his throat.
The helmet —
But he made it, and the helmet felt suffocating. Suffocating like—
His hands clawed at it, pulling on the catches, yanking it off his head and pulling a deep breath of air down his throat.
The helmet —